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Game of the Decade
This poll is closed.
Bowsette 69424 23.78%
Metis Souls 85 0.03%
Metisnite 7 0.00%
Skymetis 26 0.01%
Gone Metis 9 0.00%
MGSV: Phantom Pain (Metis Gear Solid) 13 0.00%
Journey 10 0.00%
Doom 20Metis 12 0.00%
Metis Presents: House Party 95 0.03%
Xcom: Metis Unknown 19 0.01%
Metis (gamer of the decade) (no gamer moments) 36 0.01%
The Metis 3 24 0.01%
METIISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 222220 76.11%
Total: 291980 votes
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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Was going through some of my favorite video game comedy videos tonight and these 2 never fail to make me cry from laughtwr

Dark Messiah Slippin Sliding
https://youtu.be/XS49Dazin3E

Heavy Rain non stop laughing
https://youtu.be/Yy44s_de15Y

NOT NOW, PHELPS!

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Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
https://i.imgur.com/qwM9ArU.mp4

dkc3 please work with me here im begging you

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Violen posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qwM9ArU.mp4

dkc3 please work with me here im begging you

Why is you doing this to yourself.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Post at me when you finish Juro's story

postin'

No wonder they're called "meta" chips lol

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Violen posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qwM9ArU.mp4

dkc3 please work with me here im begging you

lmao dkc hitboxes working as intended

cheetah7071 posted:

postin'

No wonder they're called "meta" chips lol

that scene is so fuckin good, i love (character name) kyuta shiba

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1340525087393366016?s=20

Future Something Awful Game of the Year is on sale again

I will pick this up eventually but I need to get through a bunch of stuff first. Like I should not be buying a new game at the moment

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~



and the dinky kong sleeps again... FOREVER

(or until switch 2)

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

cheetah7071 posted:

postin'

No wonder they're called "meta" chips lol

What a good-rear end scene

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Shocking scenes of child abuse and neglect in the Kong household. Why has nobody called the social workers on Donkey?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I was able to tell Miyuki was Tomi way in advance because they shared a voice actor. Can't fool me, Morris, I've heard your voice too many times in my life

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


you know that thing where you move the controller or lean around irl with your character, or tense up or whatever

its early and im tired enough to ask a) does that have a name and b) how do i stop doing it, i'd quite like to be able to aim accurately with a mouse

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
We regret to inform you that you are living in a video game commercial

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Time for you to tighten up the graphics on level three

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Grapplejack posted:

list them please

hell I might have forgotten some games I played during the march-july covid death

ck3 acs prodeus crown trick spelunky 2 satisfactory flight sim valorant mount and blade 2 desperados 3

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Baller Time posted:

We regret to inform you that you are living in a video game commercial

i wish my life could be explained away that easy

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Baller Time posted:

We regret to inform you that you are living in a video game commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCiDfm9i9rQ

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
you best start believin in gamers rarity

you are one

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."




That video and Infinite Review: Bridge Crew are why I'm unreasonably tempted to get a VR headset

Last Celebration
Mar 30, 2010

cheetah7071 posted:

I was able to tell Miyuki was Tomi way in advance because they shared a voice actor. Can't fool me, Morris, I've heard your voice too many times in my life

not gonna lie, I honestly just assumed them sharing a VA was cause of covid.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Finished The Pathless. Beat the main story, then looked up what the hidden ending was if you got all the aspect gifts, then decided I had to do that, too. Took me just a little over 12 hours to finish everything. A very beautiful and well-crafted game! So far in 2020 I have completed:

- Eliza
- Bloodborne
- Wolcen
- Doom Eternal
- Control: Foundation DLC
- Final Fantasy VII Remake
- Streets of Rage 4
- Final Fantasy X
- Assassin's Creed: Syndicate
- Mortal Kombat 11 Aftermath DLC
- Maneater
- Ghost of Tsushima
- Horizon Zero Dawn (PC)
- Control: AWE DLC
- Wasteland 3
- ELDERBORN
- Vigil: The Longest Night
- Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
- Cyberpunk 2077
- The Pathless

Up Next: Bugsnax? IDK.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Code Vein seems like budget dark souls and then I got hit by an enemy doing a spear thrust in front of them while I was standing behind them and I decided the budget was too low even for me.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Sounds like the authentic Dark Souls experience to me.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


LionArcher posted:

here is the best trailer for cyberpunk I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqEMEjJj4hs



Cyberpunk Apology Generator

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock


LawfulWaffle posted:

The Cyberpunk glitches just make me think of how cool a game that really leaned into that sort of glitchy, technical breakdown stuff could be. Trees swaying 180 degrees? Cars exploding randomly? Bodies freaking out? Set it in an infected virtual world and just roll with the jank. Make endlessly replicated NPCs a feature, not a bug.

Goat Simulator is kinda this

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS


Remember when Arcsys had to apologize for using this background as a joke?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Hm Greedfall got added to Gamepass. I wonder if this will be more or less of a janky experience than CP2077.

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
boomer shooter remake of Deus Ex when

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Electric Phantasm posted:

Remember when Arcsys had to apologize for using this background as a joke?

And much like Cyberpunk, they had to pull it due to backlash

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

exquisite tea posted:

Sounds like the authentic Dark Souls experience to me.

In Dark Souls they at least have the decency to pivot 180 degrees instantly at the end of the wind-up before stabbing so it at least looks like a spear hit you

Lavatein
May 5, 2009
I'm trying to clean up as many half finished plats as I can in December and I've already finished 6 :) One of them was Phoenix Wright 2 though as part of the Ace Attorney Trilogy, and so it merely counts as a game finished rather than a real plat.

I reckon I can get at least 2 more done before the end of the year.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Ciaphas posted:

you know that thing where you move the controller or lean around irl with your character, or tense up or whatever

its early and im tired enough to ask a) does that have a name and b) how do i stop doing it, i'd quite like to be able to aim accurately with a mouse

that's the "nintendo dance" according to my mom in 1995

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Harrow posted:

In Dark Souls they at least have the decency to pivot 180 degrees instantly at the end of the wind-up before stabbing so it at least looks like a spear hit you

Hey now, that's unfair.


That's Dark Souls 2.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Edmond Dantes posted:

Hey now, that's unfair.


That's Dark Souls 2.

Secretly it's all of them but the animation usually makes it look less obvious

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-gRtIbllw0

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
i found out just recently about how you acquire the pickaxe in dark souls 2

what a strange, silly game that was

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Oxxidation posted:

i found out just recently about how you acquire the pickaxe in dark souls 2

what a strange, silly game that was

It's some real Nintendo Power horseshit, but it being a gag weapon makes me way more forgiving of it. I imagine some level designer got bored and decided to implement it one day when no one was paying attention.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

exquisite tea posted:

Hm Greedfall got added to Gamepass. I wonder if this will be more or less of a janky experience than CP2077.
it's witcher 3/asscreed odyssey but with worse combat

it's technically spiders' most polished game but it also has typical spiders design quirks, like the game isn't really open world, but instead separate small regions, which take so long to load that they put a mid-load "configure your party, here's a shop" camp area in the game

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I just started in the first little area and it's definitely a Spiders game lol, random dudes attack you in alleyways seconds after leaving your house and the lip synch is right out of a PS2 title. That being said, it's not altogether terrible so far.

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The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
Greedfall and Godfall are separate things right? I'm not just thinking there are two separate games with similar sounding names?

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