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What?
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Browns 6 26.09%
Giants 3 13.04%
Giant Browns 6 26.09%
Another NFC East SNF game what? 8 34.78%
Total: 23 votes
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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Im getting election night ptsd on sunday night football

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Didn't think Kornacki had recovered from the election yet.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Didn't think Kornacki had recovered from the election yet.

That’s recovered?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Tulalip Tulips posted:

No I'm picturing someone playing tapes of Collinsworth's commentary at their funeral.

BRB changing my will.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beefed Owl posted:

Im getting election night ptsd on sunday night football

I appreciated driving around the entire drat city to get to that jets joke

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Hughmoris posted:

Tony Dungy making no sense. His eyes have no light.

Did he/they ever?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

hobbesmaster posted:

I appreciated driving around the entire drat city to get to that jets joke

He took his shot and was on target

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
What happened to the Colts punter that got him attention?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

whos that broooown posted:

Did he/they ever?

I figured they had to when he got hired. How else could he entrance the hiring manager in to picking him?

There is no other reasonable explanation.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

What happened to the Colts punter that got him attention?

Had cancer.


Came back and played today

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

What happened to the Colts punter that got him attention?

He missed last week recovering from a surgically removed cancerous tumor.

e: three weeks :shrug:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Well at least it was surgical and he didn't need chemo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Steelers-Bengals tomorrow, eh? That sounds like the game playing on a loop in Hell's waiting room.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Its Rinaldo posted:

There should be sections of the pole that if you hit them give you an extra extra point

It should be a big rotating wheel with holes cut out of it of varying sizes; there's one big hole dead-center in the middle that's worth one point and then smaller holes around it that are constantly moving due to the rotations that are worth between 2 and 5 points each depending on their size. The 5-point hole also gets you a free trip to Disney World as well a deluxe cheese wheel that's been sliced to resemble the new uprights design.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm awake
I didn't fall asleep dont let anyone tell.you that.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
The new Chevy Trailblazer designers should have committed seppuku when the Ford Bronco was revealed.

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm awake
I didn't fall asleep dont let anyone tell.you that.

old man falling asleep on top of his large CRTV

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

surf rock posted:

It should be a big rotating wheel with holes cut out of it of varying sizes; there's one big hole dead-center in the middle that's worth one point and then smaller holes around it that are constantly moving due to the rotations that are worth between 2 and 5 points each depending on their size. The 5-point hole also gets you a free trip to Disney World as well a deluxe cheese wheel that's been sliced to resemble the new uprights design.

Each stadium is required to have something like the home run celebration machine the Marlins had

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

surf rock posted:

It should be a big rotating wheel with holes cut out of it of varying sizes; there's one big hole dead-center in the middle that's worth one point and then smaller holes around it that are constantly moving due to the rotations that are worth between 2 and 5 points each depending on their size. The 5-point hole also gets you a free trip to Disney World as well a deluxe cheese wheel that's been sliced to resemble the new uprights design.

Needs a negative point zone too for maximum chaos.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Nick Harris is loving tiny for a linemen

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

surf rock posted:

The 5-point hole also gets you a free trip to Disney World as well a deluxe cheese wheel that's been sliced to resemble the new uprights design.
:hmmyes:
What kind of cheese?
Sell me on this.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Recipe to beating the browns: get pressure on mayfield.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

surf rock posted:

It should be a big rotating wheel with holes cut out of it of varying sizes; there's one big hole dead-center in the middle that's worth one point and then smaller holes around it that are constantly moving due to the rotations that are worth between 2 and 5 points each depending on their size. The 5-point hole also gets you a free trip to Disney World as well a deluxe cheese wheel that's been sliced to resemble the new uprights design.

The floating camera is worth a TD

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Clownball

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Robnoxious posted:

:hmmyes:
What kind of cheese?
Sell me on this.

Each city has their own special type and it's part of attracting a kicker by having good cheese

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Baker looked like he wanted to chuck that directly backwards while he was going down.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Nick Harris is so loving bad

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Its Rinaldo posted:

Each city has their own special type and it's part of attracting a kicker by having good cheese
So Baltimore would have Fromunda?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Nick Harris is so loving bad

I mean, he's a 3rd string lineman so yeah.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Lmao that dt has 45lbs on Harris.

Dear God

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Its Rinaldo posted:

Each city has their own special type and it's part of attracting a kicker by having good cheese

NFC north kicking will be amazing


Well except Detroit

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Its Rinaldo posted:

Each city has their own special type and it's part of attracting a kicker by having good cheese

I rate this post:plausible.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

wilderthanmild posted:

I mean, he's a 3rd string lineman so yeah.

And he was specifically drafted to be a center. So.... Yeah.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

hobbesmaster posted:

The floating camera is worth a TD

Has anyone except that one college punter ever hit the big screen at Jerryworld?

I remember some punter saying that you almost have to try to hit it but everyone could if they wanted to.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

wilderthanmild posted:

I mean, he's a 3rd string lineman so yeah.

I just can't get over spending a pick on a 6'1 300lb lineman in 2020.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

hobbesmaster posted:

NFC north kicking will be amazing


Well except Detroit

Matt Prater isn’t picky, just needs something to keep the hangover at bay

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Also I forgot to mention that when Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson launches his XFL 3.0 in 2022 that its main distinguishing feature is that they've radically transformed this new uprights design by making the wheel consist of five concentric circles, two of which are spinning clockwise and the two of which are spinning counter-clock-wise (the dead-center circle does not spin horizontally but it does spin in a vertical perpendicular angle

Its Rinaldo posted:

Each city has their own special type and it's part of attracting a kicker by having good cheese

^^^ This

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hughmoris posted:

The new Chevy Trailblazer designers should have committed seppuku when the Ford Bronco was revealed.

Why. They designed a crossover SUV that is actually really nice and they are going to sell a ton of them.

They went in a different direction than Ford.

Its a car.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JiHeBsilAr4

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I just can't get over spending a pick on a 6'1 300lb lineman in 2020.

Just lol if you ain't 6'4".

Also, is Jones hurt or have the giants just gave up on him?

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