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biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



At least Keith is 20 points ahead in the polls, right?

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

10 days
18 hours
11 minutes
40 seconds

until Brexit.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
unify ireland now. cast britain into the sea

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Judakel posted:

unify ireland now. cast britain into the sea

Ireland sucks too, went there and they didn’t even celebrate Saint Patrick’s day right.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

PawParole posted:

Ireland sucks too, went there and they didn’t even celebrate Saint Patrick’s day right.

they didnt like you so they hid the cleebrations from you

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

PawParole posted:

Ireland sucks too, went there and they didn’t even celebrate Saint Patrick’s day right.
if the blessed mare doesn't lead you to the party, but instead to the bog, you weren't invited

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

Hillary 2020 posted:

Look, they're way too busy struggling with the greatest crisis the UK faces today (corbynism).

Don't forget all those antisemitic Jews, they're also a huge problem!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
You dumb inbred horse fuckers really did it this time.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

You dumb inbred horse fuckers really did it this time.

aren't you from iowa

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
You've got to laugh haven't you. What a caper

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
There was to be adequate food

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

So what's the plan for Brexit?

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010

Egg Moron posted:

So what's the plan for Brexit?

The UK is going to retool its economy so it's entirely based on the most popular British dish, mushy peas.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Mushy peas are vile

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



the sex ghost posted:

You've got to laugh haven't you. What a caper

LOL BORIS LEDGERND

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Egg Moron posted:

So what's the plan for Brexit?

I'm thinking just lie down and wait for death to claim us at this point.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Falcorum posted:

The UK is going to retool its economy so it's entirely based on the most popular British dish, mushy peas.

Also fish. They're going to go to war with France so they can have all the fish.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



Egg Moron posted:

So what's the plan for Brexit?

I think the plan from the very top to the very bottom is to just see what happens.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Can we call this new strain the Brexit Virus

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

prefect posted:

Also fish. They're going to go to war with France so they can have all the fish.

actually we don't eat much of what we catch, we sell it to *checks notes* Europe!?

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1340946947662774273

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

send in the royal navy to protect our smugglers

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
2020: adequate egg

2021: enough calorific content, human food

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1340996012706582531

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Bring back privateers

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

So...how's Brexit going? Britania ruling the waves again?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Jose posted:

Mushy peas are vile

They're also pumped full of food colouring to make them green, as the UK exports most of its green marrowfat peas to Japan. If there's a shortage of food dyes post-Brexit it will be bowls of literal grey gloop for everyone.

Marrowfat peas are good. They're great for adding texture and bite to vegetable soup or broth. Only the magic of English cuisine could turn them into something so terrible.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



An insane mind posted:

So...how's Brexit going? Britania ruling the waves again?

Ruling the waves of infection

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

Egg Moron posted:

So what's the plan for Brexit?

Britannia waives the rules.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

An insane mind posted:

So...how's Brexit going? Britania ruling the waves again?

Ruling the 2nd corona wave. Over 30 countries have banned travellers from the UK over the weekend, including France.

There's now a massive traffic and freight backlog in the south of England. Foreign haulage companies are saying they won't be sending trucks to the UK as they fear their drivers won't be allowed to leave, raising fears of fresh food shortages.

Everything predicted for Brexit is happening now. It's Xmas come early for Brexiteers!

Clyde Radcliffe has issued a correction as of 15:29 on Dec 21, 2020

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Kreeblah posted:

Britannia waives the rules.

:five:

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


from the covid thread

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/atmosphere-tense-for-uk-passengers-held-at-german-airports#main-content

quote:

BERLIN (AFP) - "Please help us leave!" says a woman in a video shared online, one of dozens of passengers from Britain stranded in German airports on Sunday night (Dec 20).

Countries around the world - including Germany, France and Italy - have begun banning flights and travellers from the UK after a new strain of coronavirus was detected there.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Kreeblah posted:

Britannia waives the rules.

I had heard Britannia rules the graves, but this is above and beyond.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


just popping in to ask — is this finally the pain that people voted for?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

just popping in to ask — is this finally the pain that people voted for?
lol this is nothing

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
MORE

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

just popping in to ask — is this finally the pain that people voted for?

This is in fact the start of it.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I think we're at the part where Frieza says he's currently using only 1% of his power

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
now this is brexit

https://twitter.com/PGMcNamara/status/1341027362356555776?s=20

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


a Scottish friend of mine basically summarized the entire sociological malaise involved as

"what we are seeing is the culmination of a long historical process that began with tory dad trauma from WW2, growing up learning that no matter what they did they never fought in the Big One (which is great for the male ego); then they suddenly learned that this great, victorious empire crashed down a while ago and they didn't even notice; that everything that worked in their favor during their youth and adulthood was a product of a radically different state of thinking than the one they were taught as "correct"; then Thatcher appeared like a malediction to reaffirm all the traumas and punish these boys for being wusses that made BRITANNIA fall from grace; its a straight line from repressed, neurotic old men who can't admit that they have fancied their best friend's bum back then to Boris Johnson commanding the most devastating self-own to a modern nation-state in history"

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Crossposting from the UKMT because it's relevant re: the government and their attitude to drivers:


BBC posted:

On Monday morning, Mr Shapps said the situation in Kent was "not too disrupted" saying "it's mostly European and French hauliers getting caught up in this".

Don't worry it's mostly the French and other euro scum stuck in Dover.

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