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Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


There are two very different games called The Outer Worlds and Outer Wilds, not one game that I keep remembering wrong every single time.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Organza Quiz posted:

There are two very different games called The Outer Worlds and Outer Wilds, not one game that I keep remembering wrong every single time.

I've played or beaten both and I still don't reliably remember which is which.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Where do caribou fit into this.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Len posted:

Wait, then what is the animal being talked about at the beginning of Holy Grail?

Your sister.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Scarodactyl posted:

Where do caribou fit into this.

You mean the Christmas Elk?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Scarodactyl posted:

Where do caribou fit into this.

Mister Mind posted:

Your sister.

sorry in advance

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Organza Quiz posted:

There are two very different games called The Outer Worlds and Outer Wilds, not one game that I keep remembering wrong every single time.

Wilds is so good. It was my goty last year and is one of a handful of games I wish I could erase from my memory in order to play again.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Ok, apparently reindeer and caribou are the same species, but they behave very differently with reindeer being semi-domesticated.

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



Beachcomber posted:

Ok, apparently reindeer and caribou are the same species, but they behave very differently with reindeer being semi-domesticated.

Irritates the poo poo out of me that reindeer is depicted in Christmas memorabilia as a light brown deer with some sort of mutant dog nose when they are actually gray (or white) and look markedly different from deer:

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Beachcomber posted:

Ok, apparently reindeer and caribou are the same species, but they behave very differently with reindeer being semi-domesticated.

Reindeer can also be used as mounts but have never been used as cavalry. Something that I am slightly sad about.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Josef bugman posted:

Reindeer can also be used as mounts but have never been used as cavalry. Something that I am slightly sad about.

There might have been an attempt by the Swedish king Karl XI (in the 17th century) to implement moose cavalry, but it wasn't successful (since moose are difficult to feed and bolt when they hear gunfire). It might also be apocryphal.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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bony tony posted:

There might have been an attempt by the Swedish king Karl XI (in the 17th century) to implement moose cavalry, but it wasn't successful (since moose are difficult to feed and bolt when they hear gunfire). It might also be apocryphal.

That would have been loving terrifying. Can you imagine getting charged by a moose? The dude on top with a rifle is basically not even a tenth as scary.

Pendevil
Jun 18, 2007

Josef bugman posted:

That would have been loving terrifying. Can you imagine getting charged by a moose? The dude on top with a rifle is basically not even a tenth as scary.

From Minnesota, and can confirm. They are impossibly large, and so quiet when they want to be. I had one sneak up on me camping once; it was like an old god of the forest.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Pendevil posted:

From Minnesota, and can confirm. They are impossibly large, and so quiet when they want to be. I had one sneak up on me camping once; it was like an old god of the forest.

Canoe trip in float-plane rural Maine. I can concur with this poster.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


I have no idea why Australia gets the reputation as most dangerous place after reading about Moose/Elk etc.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Helith posted:

I have no idea why Australia gets the reputation as most dangerous place after reading about Moose/Elk etc.

Things here can sneak up on you, would be my guess. But yeah, I would absolutely prefer snakes and spiders to things like the North American fauna where it can decide you look tasty and just eat you.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Things here can sneak up on you, would be my guess. But yeah, I would absolutely prefer snakes and spiders to things like the North American fauna where it can decide you look tasty and just eat you.

We can also step on or whip the nastys here.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys posted:

We can also step on or whip the nastys here.

Exactly. I can check for spiders in the toilet and stay away from the long grass. If a mountain lion decides I look tasty I probably can't fight it and I'm certainly not outrunning it.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



In Portuguese, elk is “alce”, and moose is “alce americano”, or American elk. Problem solved.

I was in main a couple of decades ago with my friend and his family who were birthed from those northern woods, going up a side tributary of the many rivers that fed into Lake Ambajejus in a small aluminum fishing boat, when all of a sudden from the brush on the riverbank, there materialized a moose calf. My friend’s stepdad immediately silently freaked out because he knew there had to be a cow around and if we got anywhere near her baby we’d all be trampled in quick fashion. They’re beautiful but scary when you come across them suddenly.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Just call them "high elks" and "wood elks."

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Imperador do Brasil posted:

In Portuguese, elk is “alce”, and moose is “alce americano”, or American elk. Problem solved.

I was in main a couple of decades ago with my friend and his family who were birthed from those northern woods, going up a side tributary of the many rivers that fed into Lake Ambajejus in a small aluminum fishing boat, when all of a sudden from the brush on the riverbank, there materialized a moose calf. My friend’s stepdad immediately silently freaked out because he knew there had to be a cow around and if we got anywhere near her baby we’d all be trampled in quick fashion. They’re beautiful but scary when you come across them suddenly.

There are already american elk that are a different thing from moose, hence the confusion

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Imperador do Brasil posted:

In Portuguese, elk is “alce”, and moose is “alce americano”, or American elk. Problem solved.

I was in main a couple of decades ago with my friend and his family who were birthed from those northern woods, going up a side tributary of the many rivers that fed into Lake Ambajejus in a small aluminum fishing boat, when all of a sudden from the brush on the riverbank, there materialized a moose calf. My friend’s stepdad immediately silently freaked out because he knew there had to be a cow around and if we got anywhere near her baby we’d all be trampled in quick fashion. They’re beautiful but scary when you come across them suddenly.

On my honeymoon, my wife and I went and stayed in a remote cabin in Colorado by a lake. The cabin had a lower 'dock' area where you could launch a canoe, then the house was built up above it with a balcony on the higher floor overlooking the lake. One day we were hanging out down on the dock area and a moose cow with two baby moose just sort of appeared in the lake beside us. We promptly, and calmly, went up to the balcony and hung out, watching them for the next couple of hours. It was amazing, but that initial couple of minutes when we were on the same level as them was absolutely terrifying.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Imperador do Brasil posted:

In Portuguese, elk is “alce”, and moose is “alce americano”, or American elk. Problem solved.

That seems backwards.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


For anyone not getting how terrifying a moose is: https://youtu.be/ylCfXvKmdvU

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

rydiafan posted:

For anyone not getting how terrifying a moose is: https://youtu.be/ylCfXvKmdvU

Even that doesn't do that good a job showing a sense of scale because of the snow.


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



megafauna are cool as hell and I wish we hadn't killed most of them

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
Having had a few semi-close moose encounters I can confirm that they are pretty impossibly huge, them being called "the king of the forest" here in Sweden is pretty accurate. My favourite moose story is one time where my ex and me were riding in her dad's car through a forested rural area, and he says "If you're wondering why I'm driving so slowly, it's because on the way here I saw a moose running across the road in the distance so I'm being careful." No more then a second after he says it, this fucken 3 meter tall beast just BOUNDS over the road ahead of us, being gone in the woods on the other side of the road before he was able to stop the car. Implacable sense of timing on that moose.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Carthag Tuek posted:

megafauna are cool as hell and I wish we hadn't killed most of them

Turn your monitor off for a nice surprise

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Yeah, moose are terrifying. I got way too close to a cow moose once (she got fussed because she had a yearling calf with her who had wandered off some distance and I accidentally got between them because I didn't know the calf was there, DO NOT loving DO THIS, I was young and dumb). She got very up in my business.

I'm about 5'6". Her hooves were larger than my hand with fingers outstretched. Her back was higher than the top of my head by several inches. It remains the absolute most terrifying experience I've had in the woods. I honestly thought I was going to die for a moment.

Bulls are bigger. I've never got that close to a bull.

She charged me. My youngest sister was with me, she was maybe eight or nine at the time? She started screaming, and running on pure adrenaline I grabbed her, clapped my hand over her mouth, and pulled her under me, trying to shield her with my body while I turned my back to the angry moose. The cow shuffled to a stop right behind me and then turned and took off. I always thought she felt her point was made, that she was more just trying to hurry us off than anything, so I guess it was the right thing to do. Probably had the right air of "I am non threatening and also trying to protect this smaller member of my species just as you are."

I kind of low-key hate this story because I put it in the Top Five Of Stupidest Things I've Ever Done. My sister, now twenty three, loves this story, tells it frequently, and every now and then a mutual acquaintance will surprise me by knowing about it, so I'm kind of resigned to it I guess.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Me and my partner Boris can tell you the only thing more dangerous than moose is moose and squirrel.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
If megafauna were so badass why did they die to the gross apes? checkmate megafailures :smug:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I will never be scared of a moose. I will never be scared of something that is delicious. What? Am I gonna be afraid of chocolate next? Potatoes? I think not. All I see when I see a moose is a two story tall hamburger.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Potatoes don't remove the top half of your car and everything in it when you take out their knees at 100

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019
I knew about caribou but just now learned that reindeer aren't just regular regular deer with reins on them.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

RoboRodent posted:

Yeah, moose are terrifying. I got way too close to a cow moose once (she got fussed because she had a yearling calf with her who had wandered off some distance and I accidentally got between them because I didn't know the calf was there, DO NOT loving DO THIS, I was young and dumb). She got very up in my business.

I'm about 5'6". Her hooves were larger than my hand with fingers outstretched. Her back was higher than the top of my head by several inches. It remains the absolute most terrifying experience I've had in the woods. I honestly thought I was going to die for a moment.

Bulls are bigger. I've never got that close to a bull.

She charged me. My youngest sister was with me, she was maybe eight or nine at the time? She started screaming, and running on pure adrenaline I grabbed her, clapped my hand over her mouth, and pulled her under me, trying to shield her with my body while I turned my back to the angry moose. The cow shuffled to a stop right behind me and then turned and took off. I always thought she felt her point was made, that she was more just trying to hurry us off than anything, so I guess it was the right thing to do. Probably had the right air of "I am non threatening and also trying to protect this smaller member of my species just as you are."

I kind of low-key hate this story because I put it in the Top Five Of Stupidest Things I've Ever Done. My sister, now twenty three, loves this story, tells it frequently, and every now and then a mutual acquaintance will surprise me by knowing about it, so I'm kind of resigned to it I guess.

Sounds like your sisters presence probably saved your life tho.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Dip Viscous posted:

I knew about caribou but just now learned that reindeer aren't just regular regular deer with reins on them.

It's a mistranslation. More accurately they would be called "reigndeer" because they are aristocracy and rulers of the deer kingdom

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

Sounds like your sisters presence probably saved your life tho.

Honestly, I'd believe it.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

christmas boots posted:

It's a mistranslation. More accurately they would be called "reigndeer" because they are aristocracy and rulers of the deer kingdom

That’s a common myth but in actuality they were named and classified by the famed swedish naturalist Johannes Reinnus

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I really tried to find a proper etymology, but the best I could do is that "rein" in reindeer comes from Old Norse "hreinn-", which just means reindeer.

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