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Their original name was hrhhrrnndeer, after the sound they make.
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oh so they're pokemon
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Dec 21, 2020 21:09
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Do moose go “moose” or “elk”
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Dec 21, 2020 21:13
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Oddly enough they go "waaaaapiti," which honestly just makes everything even worse.
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Dec 21, 2020 22:34
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Carthag Tuek posted:megafauna are cool as hell and I wish we hadn't killed most of them I think climate change might have had something to do with it. Memento posted:Things here can sneak up on you, would be my guess. But yeah, I would absolutely prefer snakes and spiders to things like the North American fauna where it can decide you look tasty and just eat you. The difference is that moose and mountain lions are rare as gently caress in the continental US, relatively speaking. Don't you guys have something like the "common brown snake" that's on the top 10 deadliest snake list?
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Dec 21, 2020 23:01
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Beachcomber posted:I think climate change might have had something to do with it. It's up in the deadly list because it's always pissed and going on the attack, not because the poison is insanely deadly. Sure the poison will still kill you but it's the angry that really makes this one shine.
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Dec 21, 2020 23:04
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Beachcomber posted:The difference is that moose and mountain lions are rare as gently caress in the continental US, relatively speaking. Don't you guys have something like the "common brown snake" that's on the top 10 deadliest snake list? Today I found out that moose don't range as far south as I thought they did. Oops. Northern Canada here, but where I live, they're kind of ubiquitous. The last time I saw a moose was this past spring when a cow and two calves wandered into the local university's parking lot early one morning. (They were adorable but I enjoyed them from a cautious distance.) I see bears about the same frequency, around once a year. I have never seen a cougar, though they do live here.
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Dec 21, 2020 23:29
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Inceltown posted:It's up in the deadly list because it's always pissed and going on the attack, not because the poison is insanely deadly. Sure the poison will still kill you but it's the angry that really makes this one shine. Uh it's literally second only to the taipan in venemousness. It's just that snake venom, in particular, is not super deadly to humans with access to modern technology.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:There are already american elk that are a different thing from moose, hence the confusion Ah yes but in Portuguese those would just be “veado grande”, or big deer.
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Dec 21, 2020 23:32
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Most of Australia's deadliest snakes live out in the outback where there a very very few people, so you'd really have to go looking for them. Snake bites are rare and deaths even rarer. The snakes in India and SE Asia are deadlier, comparatively, because they are where the people are, so the chance of getting bitten just doing your thing is far higher and healthcare access is more limited.
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Dec 21, 2020 23:45
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Running from the coastal hellscape full of sharks, killer jellyfish, and crocodiles to the comforting safety of the arid snake filled interior.
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Dec 21, 2020 23:53
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Captain Monkey posted:Uh it's literally second only to the taipan in venemousness. It's just that snake venom, in particular, is not super deadly to humans with access to modern technology. See, not even the most venomous land snake 
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Captain Monkey posted:Uh it's literally second only to the taipan in venemousness. It's just that snake venom, in particular, is not super deadly to humans with access to modern technology. What if they challenge you to 1v1, no items, final destination
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Dec 21, 2020 23:58
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:What if they challenge you to 1v1, no items, final destination I could definitely win, they don't even have thumbs.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Running from the coastal hellscape full of sharks, killer jellyfish, and crocodiles to the comforting safety of the arid snake filled interior. Goons, still terrified of the ocean 
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RoboRodent posted:Today I found out that moose don't range as far south as I thought they did. Oops. Your megafaunaposting is extra fun under the assumption that your avatar is actually your portrait.
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Dec 22, 2020 03:00
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Tree Bucket posted:under the assumption that your avatar is actually your portrait. This is not an assumption, it's an established avatar fact for every user.
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:This is not an assumption, it's an established avatar fact for every user. *scrolls page* wow, that does work.
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:This is not an assumption, it's an established avatar fact for every user. Can confirm
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Inceltown posted:Can confirm you're a cat from Wikihow who is also the lemon face from the Simpsons whose brain is constantly crack-ping'ing This is very concerning.
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Dec 22, 2020 04:17
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I can't actually grow facial hair.
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Dec 22, 2020 04:41
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rodbeard posted:I can't actually grow facial hair. 
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Dec 22, 2020 05:24
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I'm five and that's SPECIAL
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Dec 22, 2020 05:27
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I’m what happens when cats learn to use computers
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E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy is a real game that exists and the brouzouf and whatnot memes are not the made-up weirdomythology memes, those are something else.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy is a real game that exists I have more than forty hours played in that game and I'm not convinced this is true.
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Dec 22, 2020 06:53
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I'm a space oops
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Memento posted:I have more than forty hours played in that game and I'm not convinced this is true. I remember playing that game at release because 'multiplayer Deus Ex, fuckin SWEET' and now I have 10 hours in it and the last thing I remember was that if you talked to an NPC that someone else is talking to it would soft lock with no input allowed, they have to hard reboot their computer, couldn't even ctrl-alt-del because I think the game was eating the input.
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"Ftfy" stands for "fixed that for you", and not "gently caress this, gently caress you."
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Quiet Feet posted:"Ftfy" stands for "fixed that for you", and also "gently caress this, gently caress you." FTFY
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fixed that, gently caress you
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Quiet Feet posted:"Ftfy" stands for "fixed that for you", and not "gently caress this, gently caress you." It depends on context, really
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Fun moose fact: Predators of moose include humans of course, bears, wolves, siberian tigers, and orcas.Memento posted:Things here can sneak up on you, would be my guess. But yeah, I would absolutely prefer snakes and spiders to things like the North American fauna where it can decide you look tasty and just eat you. In like 4 more years we'll have eradicated all the dangerous ones here through territory destruction. Australia is 90% uninhabitable by humans, so the dangerous animals can all prosper.
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Aphrodite posted:Fun moose fact: Predators of moose include humans of course, bears, wolves, siberian tigers, and orcas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7wU8Vjvrk
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God help us all if moose ever discover the power of flight
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I would have thought that the way gravity works that the moose was risking a pretty severe bone break. Then again my wife loves this one movie where they jump horses off a high dive in the 1930s or something, so what do I know?
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Dec 23, 2020 01:42
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:God help us all if moose ever discover the power of flight They'd have to be pretty spruce to achieve that!
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Wanna go cliff diving with moose bro. When can fist bump each other after diving - give him the ole moose knuckle.
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