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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Its like a large plate of onion rings they've figured out how to charge $28 dollars for, its a triumph of presentation and branding.

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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
All these pizzas look great excellent thread for true pizza lovers thank you

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Outrail posted:

This is how we feel after hearing about outback steakhouse and 'blooming onion', whatever the gently caress that's supposed to be.

I actually went to an Outback Steakhouse when I was in the Gold Coast because WTF. It was...fine. Pretty similar to the experience in the States. I didn't eat at any indigenous Australian steakhouses though so I can't compare it to the local cuisine.

It was a bit like finding a California Beef Noodle King from China lurking in a strip mall in Sacramento or something.

Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Dec 19, 2020

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Gold coast is essentially Australian Ft. Lauderdale. Doubtful youd find any indigenous food there. Maybe in the NT. Its a great place to have an overly aggressive ibis steal an entire beef patty off your maccas burger.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
We don't have Godfathers Pizza where I am (:pressf: Herman Cain) so one time coming through the Minneapolis airport we're all getting different bad fast food and my friend gets a personal pepperoni pizza from the Godfather. I ask him how it is and he's pretty adamant/unhappy about the quality. The next time I was going through there I figured maybe he got a bad one or enough time had passed since then or that I'd like it better for some reason, so I'd better give it a whirl. I just remember being mad at myself for not taking him seriously. That is a bad pizza.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

big trivia FAIL posted:

people call little caesars inedible garbage and that's just hyperbole. it's exceedingly just fine for a national chain pizza especially for $5 when you need to feed 2 kids on a friday night.

100% agree. It's on my Mount Rushmore of $5 fast food deals. BK has two breakfast sandwiches, 2 hash browns, 2 coffees for $5 via mobile order. Popeye's app intermittently has 3 strips, 2 sides, 1 biscuit for $4.99. OK, so I guess there's only three heads on my Mount Rushmore. Though Taco Bell's $1 menu has some impressively substantial items.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
my $5 fast food mount rushmore is just four combinations of the Cook-Out tray (actually it's like 5.50 now but :colbert:)

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Five $1 Taco Bell beef burritos is 2,150 calories. You might be able to find a more calorie-dense $5 meal, but it would take some effort.

And daaaaaamn since I bought that Little Caesar's pie a couple days ago, the price of the standard pepperoni went from $5 to $6.45.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I live in a big city so things like the "dollar menu" don't exist for me. It's a tragedy really. Best value for money around here is a Choppak from Choppers:

https://www.choppers-chicago.com/

The price has only increased by a dollar in the several decades I've lived in Chicago. Big double burger, side of steak fries, and a big scoop of coleslaw. $7.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

From the WWE thread :chanpop:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

shadow puppet of a posted:

Its like a large plate of onion rings they've figured out how to charge $28 dollars for, its a triumph of presentation and branding.

https://i.imgur.com/YIdOCA2.mp4

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

That does look good but lol at almost $30

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

if any goons are still looking for a christmas present for me i could still use one of these blooming onion fryer setups :biglips:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


The real flavour is unlocked when it turns 90 degrees in an oil pool. That’s the secret.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Not enough sauce for the amount of fried onions :argh:

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Outrail posted:

That does look good but lol at almost $30
It’s $7.99 here. Goons exaggerate.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
I was going to say that's an outrageous amount for something that would cost maybe $3 in ingredients + man hours + electricity

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


emily's looking hungry

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
That looks amazingly tasty. Onion rings are one of my favorite foods and that looks like a fun way to prepare them. But like bad pizza they are a sometimes treat.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




Has to be from the UK, they suck at everything they don't even speak their own fuckin language properly

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Dr. Quarex posted:

Are the second slices of bread beneath the ones with toppings there to stop the sauce from leaking through to the tablecloth, oh good lord I just saw the rusty chain at the top of the photo and now I am mentally placing it as a topping on the bread but anyway, or ... or are they going to become pizza sandwiches?

Pop those in the oven and they'll be fine pizza sandwiches, more cheese though.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Has anyone every recreated the the Mestre da Pizza pizza?

GWS should do that as one of their cooking competitions

Is this THE Mestre da Pizza restaurant https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...6!14m1!1BCgIgAQ

Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Dec 22, 2020

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


None of those pizzas had gallons of catupiry jizzed all over them, so I doubt it. Also that place looked semi-upscale, the Mestre da Pizza in the video had a grim fluorescent-lit "concrete block building in a bad neighborhood" vibe about it.

edit: lol

Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Dec 22, 2020

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Porfiriato posted:

Also that place looked semi-upscale, the Mestre da Pizza in the video had a grim fluorescent-lit "concrete block building in a bad neighborhood" vibe about it.


Maybe they became wealthy from that one video and upgraded.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Halloween Liker posted:

Has anyone every recreated the the Mestre da Pizza pizza?

GWS should do that as one of their cooking competitions

Is this THE Mestre da Pizza restaurant https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...6!14m1!1BCgIgAQ

I think it's this place based on Mestre's shirt

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I think it's this place based on Mestre's shirt

Ahahahahaha, from that first picture, yes. Yes that is it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


How the hell does it get 4.5 out 5 stars for trash fired mayonnaise corn pizza?

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
A popular and familiar taste

Also cheaper than the pure firewood places probably, brazilians are all about the cost/benefit

The cut corners make a lot more sense when you take into account the food business is overcrowded and the average customers are stingy as hell. When a full plate of rice, beans, bbq meat and salad regularly goes for under 2 dollars fast food either appeals to the wealthier or tries really hard to make a profit.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:

How the hell does it get 4.5 out 5 stars for trash fired mayonnaise corn pizza?

Must be the olives

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Merry xmas Brazilian pizza thread. May we all meet up this time next year on the tough streets of Curitiba for a 2021 pizza crawl.



Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I don’t know if this counts being homemade, but here’s former New Zealand prime minister Bill English and his take on pizza



We also have a pizzeria in my city that specialises in curry pizza, but all the pictures look pretty reasonable

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Shithouse Dave posted:

I don’t know if this counts being homemade, but here’s former New Zealand prime minister Bill English and his take on pizza



We also have a pizzeria in my city that specialises in curry pizza, but all the pictures look pretty reasonable

Trolling or not this rules. Merry Pizzamas.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ey Philippe! Thees ees not so bad, no?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I’ll take one slice with a side of cum please.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Frozen peas do not belong with either sausages or pizza. What the hell.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Ya wannit round, square or mushroom cloud?

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