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spankmeister posted:Brexit means your familiy being rendered into tallow Brexit means Bones Are Exiting my body.
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quote:Tesco encouraged customers to “shop as normal” as it had plenty of food up to 25 December. ADEQUATE FOOD THROUGH CHRISTMAS
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Tesco's like,money now, starve later.
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mrmcd posted:Tesco encouraged customers to “shop as normal” as it had plenty of food up to 25 December. I'm having a hard time imagining a less reassuring statement. "You probably won't die in the next ten or fifteen minutes."
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boxing day you can just eat your leftovers and we'll see where it goes from there you may not need eyes to see where it goes
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prefect posted:Maybe it's all a big plan to make the term "limey" no longer apply. there's historical continuity here, as "limey" (sailors who drink rum and lime juice) was a phrase that emerged because of international trade
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i say swears online posted:there's historical continuity here, as "limey" (sailors who drink rum and lime juice) was a phrase that emerged because of international trade Brexit bringing back scurvy would be pretty funny ngl.
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mrmcd posted:Brexit bringing back scurvy would be pretty funny ngl. Keep in mind that every part of the dandelion plant is edible and also contains vitamin C.
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sullat posted:Keep in mind that every part of the dandelion plant is edible and also contains vitamin C. there will be adequate weeds
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i wonder how fast the entire population of the uk can strip-mine all potentially nutritious plants from their cursèd isle
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doing a north korea speedrun
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Working dandelions foraged from the side of the motorway into my diet so I don't die of a 16th century disease to own the french.
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i hear there's also plenty of piss there thanks to "lorry drivers" (whatever the gently caress a "lorry" is)
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GBBO 2023 Season is just 6 sundowning british grans and 1 aloof fit mum trying to hammer hardtack into something edible and frosting with reduced beetroot juice. Immediately vote the viewing public favourite season because "ayy we eh finnaly got rid of dem foreigners and poofs."
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Judakel posted:doing a north korea speedrun Broke: The Special Relationship Woke: The Special Period
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taskmaster but every task contains the word “forage”
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Squizzle posted:taskmaster but every task contains the word “forage” Farage's Foragers
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Squizzle posted:taskmaster but every task contains the word “forage” Using only the ingredients provided, feed yourself and your family for the next six months. Your time starts now.
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"There's no ingredients?" "They're as the benefits of Brexit, chum(p)."
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Did Brexit mutate the British rona?
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monty python's "cheese shop" but the customer is mighty peckish
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Gripweed posted:Using only the ingredients provided, feed yourself and your family for the next six months. Your time starts now. poach quail from the king's forest. if you get caught by the gamekeeper, you will be disqualified and hanged. most quail poached wins. you have 4 hours. your time starts at 11:59pm on december 31, 2020
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mrmcd posted:Working dandelions foraged from the side of the motorway into my diet so I don't die of a 16th century disease to own the french. Excerpt from the OP of the thread The Britgoon's Foraging Guide: A Balanced Brexit posted:Foraging and hunting for wild food is a potentially hazardous activity. Whilst we try to make sure this thread is as accurate and informative as possible there is ALWAYS the possibility of misidentifying a plant or other item and the descriptions given might also apply to similar toxic plants. Common names cannot be relied upon as they change from region to region, and there are some similar names for very different plants.
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redleader posted:i wonder how fast the entire population of the uk can strip-mine all potentially nutritious plants from their cursèd isle Well I imagine a lot of people are going to die so not that fast. Luckily.
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redleader posted:poach quail from the king's forest. if you get caught by the gamekeeper, you will be disqualified and hanged. most quail poached wins. you have 4 hours. your time starts at 11:59pm on december 31, 2020 you'll get a folk song made about you that will be sung offtune by thousands of brexit bards to come
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGYzZ7sNvY Is this the national anthem yet?
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Kreeblah posted:Britannia waives the rules.
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the trick is don't shoot ducks at the duck pond, find the pond they fly off to out in the woods away from prying eyes and shoot them there
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Jarf posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGYzZ7sNvY only if you include red and piss tories
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how fast does scurvy set in because i don't think there's too many dandelions growing in britain in december perhaps the government could put out some advice on which breeds of dog contain vitamin C
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Bring back the rum ration imo. A pint of navy strength rum per day for each man, woman and child.
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Dustcat posted:how fast does scurvy set in because i don't think there's too many dandelions growing in britain in december About 3 months or so but it depends on how much the body has stored. Here's a fascinating article about how the world "forgot" how to cure scurvy for a bit, and also arctic explorers: https://idlewords.com/2010/03/scott_and_scurvy.htm
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spankmeister posted:Bring back the rum ration imo. A pint of navy strength rum per day for each man, woman and child. didn't they water down the rum in the navy? which is appropriate, because you were never guaranteed adequate alcohol
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spankmeister posted:Bring back the rum ration imo. A pint of navy strength rum per day for each man, woman and child. rations of sodomy & the lash, however, will be means tested
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i hear there's also plenty of piss there thanks to "lorry drivers" (whatever the gently caress a "lorry" is) I think you call it a sidewalk
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