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spankmeister posted:Brexit means your familiy being rendered into tallow Brexit means Bones Are Exiting my body.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 01:29 |
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quote:Tesco encouraged customers to “shop as normal” as it had plenty of food up to 25 December. ADEQUATE FOOD THROUGH CHRISTMAS
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 01:29 |
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There
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 01:41 |
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Tesco's like,money now, starve later.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 01:41 |
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mrmcd posted:Tesco encouraged customers to “shop as normal” as it had plenty of food up to 25 December. I'm having a hard time imagining a less reassuring statement. "You probably won't die in the next ten or fifteen minutes."
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 01:58 |
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boxing day you can just eat your leftovers and we'll see where it goes from there you may not need eyes to see where it goes
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 02:05 |
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prefect posted:Maybe it's all a big plan to make the term "limey" no longer apply. there's historical continuity here, as "limey" (sailors who drink rum and lime juice) was a phrase that emerged because of international trade
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 02:23 |
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i say swears online posted:there's historical continuity here, as "limey" (sailors who drink rum and lime juice) was a phrase that emerged because of international trade Brexit bringing back scurvy would be pretty funny ngl.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 02:41 |
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mrmcd posted:Brexit bringing back scurvy would be pretty funny ngl. Keep in mind that every part of the dandelion plant is edible and also contains vitamin C.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 03:39 |
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sullat posted:Keep in mind that every part of the dandelion plant is edible and also contains vitamin C. there will be adequate weeds
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 03:41 |
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i wonder how fast the entire population of the uk can strip-mine all potentially nutritious plants from their cursèd isle
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 03:43 |
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doing a north korea speedrun
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 03:44 |
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Working dandelions foraged from the side of the motorway into my diet so I don't die of a 16th century disease to own the french.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:05 |
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i hear there's also plenty of piss there thanks to "lorry drivers" (whatever the gently caress a "lorry" is)
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:07 |
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GBBO 2023 Season is just 6 sundowning british grans and 1 aloof fit mum trying to hammer hardtack into something edible and frosting with reduced beetroot juice. Immediately vote the viewing public favourite season because "ayy we eh finnaly got rid of dem foreigners and poofs."
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:11 |
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Judakel posted:doing a north korea speedrun Broke: The Special Relationship Woke: The Special Period
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:14 |
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taskmaster but every task contains the word “forage”
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:16 |
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Squizzle posted:taskmaster but every task contains the word “forage” Farage's Foragers
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:18 |
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"Well, Hebe, it went like this..."
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:26 |
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Squizzle posted:taskmaster but every task contains the word “forage” Using only the ingredients provided, feed yourself and your family for the next six months. Your time starts now.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:26 |
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"There's no ingredients?" "They're as the benefits of Brexit, chum(p)."
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:44 |
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Did Brexit mutate the British rona?
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:50 |
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monty python's "cheese shop" but the customer is mighty peckish
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:51 |
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Gripweed posted:Using only the ingredients provided, feed yourself and your family for the next six months. Your time starts now. poach quail from the king's forest. if you get caught by the gamekeeper, you will be disqualified and hanged. most quail poached wins. you have 4 hours. your time starts at 11:59pm on december 31, 2020
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 06:31 |
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mrmcd posted:Working dandelions foraged from the side of the motorway into my diet so I don't die of a 16th century disease to own the french. Excerpt from the OP of the thread The Britgoon's Foraging Guide: A Balanced Brexit posted:Foraging and hunting for wild food is a potentially hazardous activity. Whilst we try to make sure this thread is as accurate and informative as possible there is ALWAYS the possibility of misidentifying a plant or other item and the descriptions given might also apply to similar toxic plants. Common names cannot be relied upon as they change from region to region, and there are some similar names for very different plants.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 06:42 |
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redleader posted:i wonder how fast the entire population of the uk can strip-mine all potentially nutritious plants from their cursèd isle Well I imagine a lot of people are going to die so not that fast. Luckily.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 07:13 |
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redleader posted:poach quail from the king's forest. if you get caught by the gamekeeper, you will be disqualified and hanged. most quail poached wins. you have 4 hours. your time starts at 11:59pm on december 31, 2020 you'll get a folk song made about you that will be sung offtune by thousands of brexit bards to come
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 07:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGYzZ7sNvY Is this the national anthem yet?
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 09:45 |
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Kreeblah posted:Britannia waives the rules.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 09:55 |
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the trick is don't shoot ducks at the duck pond, find the pond they fly off to out in the woods away from prying eyes and shoot them there
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 10:03 |
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Jarf posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGYzZ7sNvY only if you include red and piss tories
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 10:59 |
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can't wait for starmer's Gordy style relaunch only for steve bell to get fired for it
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 18:58 |
how fast does scurvy set in because i don't think there's too many dandelions growing in britain in december perhaps the government could put out some advice on which breeds of dog contain vitamin C
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 19:56 |
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Bring back the rum ration imo. A pint of navy strength rum per day for each man, woman and child.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 20:08 |
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Dustcat posted:how fast does scurvy set in because i don't think there's too many dandelions growing in britain in december About 3 months or so but it depends on how much the body has stored. Here's a fascinating article about how the world "forgot" how to cure scurvy for a bit, and also arctic explorers: https://idlewords.com/2010/03/scott_and_scurvy.htm
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 20:08 |
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https://twitter.com/jamiesont/status/1341460055875448832
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 20:31 |
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good old fashioned
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 20:34 |
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spankmeister posted:Bring back the rum ration imo. A pint of navy strength rum per day for each man, woman and child. didn't they water down the rum in the navy? which is appropriate, because you were never guaranteed adequate alcohol
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:23 |
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spankmeister posted:Bring back the rum ration imo. A pint of navy strength rum per day for each man, woman and child. rations of sodomy & the lash, however, will be means tested
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:30 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i hear there's also plenty of piss there thanks to "lorry drivers" (whatever the gently caress a "lorry" is) I think you call it a sidewalk
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