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I like the suggestion that your dick is also too big for your mouth. E: vvv wait no yeah that's... your mouth is too big for your dick???
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Get a smaller mouth
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Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhnwt81YVqQ
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Now post the Moulin Rouge version E: Will drive you... MAAAAAD!!!! Rooooooooooooooocks. Who What Now has a new favorite as of 03:38 on Dec 23, 2020 |
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You have to eat the ribs first. Then your dick.
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I’m reminded of the goon who said, re: sucking your own dick, “it’s a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like getting your dick sucked.”
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I have a slipped disc in my lower back so if I bend too far I’d probably re injure myself hence I will likely never know the joys of sucking my own dick 
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Jesse Ventura posted:I’m reminded of the goon who said, re: sucking your own dick, “it’s a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like getting your dick sucked.”
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The sucking a dick bit seems like it could be its own appeal but less so if it's your own, feels a bit masturbatory at that point.
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turn the vacuum 90°? I'm afraid the dick sucking metaphor may fall apart here though
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Jesse Ventura posted:I’m reminded of the goon who said, re: sucking your own dick, “it’s a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like getting your dick sucked.”
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Jesse Ventura posted:I’m reminded of the goon who said, re: sucking your own dick, “it’s a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like getting your dick sucked.” It is good to be remembered even if it is for this lol. KoRMaK posted:Adam Friedland stole that joke too?? From a goon?! If one of us stole this "joke" oops. I dunno who that guy is so either he follows me somehow or we both reached this conclusion on our own.
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Ok, but why would you NOT want to be sucking a dick?
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Ok, but why would you NOT want to be sucking a dick? It aggravates my TMJ.
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I like sucking dick and getting my dick sucked, it's win win!
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there's one of these for "come as you are" but i've given up on finding it
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:The worst part is that you have to morph ball yourself and it's really tough on your back so you really have to concentrate It occurs to me that it would be a lot tougher on your stomach.
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Sounds like a good way to gently caress up your back. YES! I'VE DONE IT! I'VE CLOSED THE LOOP AND COME FULL CIRCLE! MAYBE NOW WE CAN FINALLY BE FREE
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I seem to recall their was a goon who could suck their own dick and their comment was “it’s really a lot more like sucking a dick then getting your dick sucked”
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:The worst part is that you have to morph ball yourself and it's really tough on your back so you really have to concentrate You'd need vapor for brains to try that.
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it's a solo 69. a 0, if you will.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:fb - alchememeist The meme you posted with it is horrifying though!         
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Ok, but why would you NOT want to be sucking a dick? gottta take a breath at some point.
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teethgrinder posted:So disappointed this had no sound Here you go: https://vimeo.com/282692113
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Heavy Hands posted:Here you go: https://vimeo.com/282692113
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