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Casnorf
Jun 14, 2002

Never drive a car when you're a fish

uber_stoat posted:

, only surpassed by something like... deleting your OS when you uninstall. has anyone tried uninstalling it yet? be careful!

Temple of Elemental Evil was just treating the source material with proper reverence.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the glitches are becoming Real.

https://twitter.com/rubyinnes/status/1340061465152086019?s=20

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

uber_stoat posted:

yeah, it runs fine on my pc, it's just the whole thing is haunted by constant sense of jankiness. total ramshackle shitshow.

that save corruption thing is the last straw i think. breaking save games is one of the ultimate bug crimes you can commit, only surpassed by something like... deleting your OS when you uninstall. has anyone tried uninstalling it yet? be careful!

tbh it bricking PS4s is probably more of a 'last straw' than the save file corruption

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/209qTMg.mp4
Goddammit, I am gonna accept your quest

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is hilarious

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



That's just the new CDPR logo

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
How did they manage to make it to a full printing run for these without anyone noticing that? It just boggles the mind.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Pretty good posted:

That's just the new CDPR logo
/

Elizabethan Error has a new favorite as of 04:38 on Dec 20, 2020

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
I was expecting this thread to be all alight with Cyberpunk, and I wasn't disappointed.

Full disclosure though, I still unironically love this janky-rear end game. It's got a lot of issues and baffling design decisions, but it also does a lot of things very, very right and I have zero regrets buying it at full price.

gently caress if I'm not having a ball laughing at this poo poo though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjoP1NP0mys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAwq3Ho4CX4

EDIT: As for the save file issue, I have 80+ hours in the game and my latest save file is 5,6MB. From what I've gathered, the file size issue mostly hits people who really go full ham exploiting the crafting thing, where you can craft consumables and disassemble them for more materials than you used on them, to make like several thousands of healing hypos to sell for cash. I have used crafting a fair bit myself, but all normal-like.

Nordick has a new favorite as of 05:35 on Dec 20, 2020

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



https://twitter.com/ChronoKatie/status/1340411599799136257

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
V, more like Whee

Cardiovorax has a new favorite as of 10:45 on Dec 20, 2020

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

uber_stoat posted:

yeah, it runs fine on my pc, it's just the whole thing is haunted by constant sense of jankiness. total ramshackle shitshow.

that save corruption thing is the last straw i think. breaking save games is one of the ultimate bug crimes you can commit, only surpassed by something like... deleting your OS when you uninstall. has anyone tried uninstalling it yet? be careful!

My 45 hour save is less than 4 MB. My understanding is theres a dupe glitch, and people were crafting tons of med packs, because med packs follow different rules and can be dismantled into higher quality materials.

So my understanding is people who did this really went out of their way to break the game loop and while that should be their right and it should be fixed it sounds like you really need to push to get yourself in that position.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Ugh I have dreams like this from time to time where every step I take gravity gets weaker and weaker.

Can't wait for the crowbcat compilation for CP2077

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Wasabi the J posted:

Ugh I have dreams like this from time to time where every step I take gravity gets weaker and weaker.

Only a goon would have a nightmare about losing weight.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I had a dream that I was 300 lbs and though I was very heavy I floated till I couldn't see the ground.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
i'd argue that the kind of people who regularly have nightmares about starving to death aren't goons

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Wasabi the J posted:

I had a dream that I was 300 lbs and though I was very heavy I floated till I couldn't see the ground.

Oh! Just like that one guy from the beach boys did! Mike Love I think it was

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You're thinking of Baron Harkonnen

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Yippee-ki-iy-ay
She shouts and she sings
when a cyberpunk trades her wheels for wings

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/estCQCc.mp4
AAAAAAAAAAAAA :catstare:

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Wasabi the J posted:

I had a dream that I was 300 lbs and though I was very heavy I floated till I couldn't see the ground.

HG Wells wrote a great short story about (almost) exactly this.

Carnival of Shrews has a new favorite as of 00:58 on Dec 21, 2020

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Left Behind 2077

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I think I'm actually pissed this didn't have the Skyrim fade in on it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



i have one word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

dialhforhero posted:

I think I'm actually pissed this didn't have the Skyrim fade in on it.

Was thinking the exact same thing.

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006
It's in the replies

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
Its beautiful.
https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1340800937905037312

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




holy loly that guy at the end ¡hola!

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
What the hell is it about cp2077 glitches that produces such absolutely stellar comedic timing :stare:

e: came across this in the replies

https://twitter.com/imProZakk/status/1337467601740509187?s=19

The loving physical comedy, my god. He sees it and instantly forgets everything else. This is the only thing that matters anymore

Angry Diplomat has a new favorite as of 05:10 on Dec 23, 2020

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Angry Diplomat posted:

What the hell is it about cp2077 glitches that produces such absolutely stellar comedic timing :stare:

Don't forget, it's the great ones that are gonna circulate with a million twitter views. 99.9% of them are just stuff like you not being able to talk to a quest-relevant character, or a random food description textbox just sitting on screen for five minutes or so.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Right, but it's been ages since I've seen a glitch with the absolutely perfect deadpan comedy of "the gods know what you've done," and now suddenly Cyberpunk is churning out tons of them.

Granted, that might just be a matter of logistics; the game does have an insane number of bugs :v:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Angry Diplomat posted:

What the hell is it about cp2077 glitches that produces such absolutely stellar comedic timing :stare:

e: came across this in the replies

https://twitter.com/imProZakk/status/1337467601740509187?s=19

The loving physical comedy, my god. He sees it and instantly forgets everything else. This is the only thing that matters anymore

I've seen a T-pose before, but I've never seen an M-pose

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mostly I'm just salty because the game has not deigned to give me anything funny aside from a couple slow texture loads, just petty annoying poo poo.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



It's been a while since I genuinely laughed this hard at something.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

Angry Diplomat posted:

Right, but it's been ages since I've seen a glitch with the absolutely perfect deadpan comedy of "the gods know what you've done," and now suddenly Cyberpunk is churning out tons of them.

Granted, that might just be a matter of logistics; the game does have an insane number of bugs :v:

https://twitter.com/NullStarr/status/1339739433889894403?s=20

it just is so broken.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wonderful! I've definitely spent way too long around people peeing in this game just being in the moment.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
it's a minor bug, but the way the UI just breaks randomly for some reason while Day9 was playing MTG: Arena is really funny to me

it would be like having the estus flask icon fill up a quarter of the screen for two seconds every time you select it, and sections of text, names, etc are just randomly not there, but otherwise the game functions entirely normally mechanically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHz03qcWJcs&hd=1&t=5403s

"what's happening here, says [chat person]? It's my quality, not being assured."

Captain Invictus has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Dec 23, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
jesus christ I haven't thought about Day9 in....exactly 5 years, since I realized how much I'd spent on hearthstone and banned myself from playing it.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
He is still just as upbeat and entertaining as he's always been, definitely been a really good source of stress relief watching in this bitch of a year

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_kWL-YhZE
Who's ready for more giraffe hydras and rolling waves of rubber duckies? I know I am!

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