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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



cats are so loving unappreciative

Like, we would have killed and eaten by now, BEFORE we freed you, smart guy

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

I like how they chip out a bunch of concrete before one of them realizes that they could also just lift the door up an inch or two.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

withak posted:

I like how they chip out a bunch of concrete before one of them realizes that they could also just lift the door up an inch or two.

One of the perks of being a firefighter is destroying property just because you can and "I'M SAVING SOMEONE/SOMETHING."

See also: Smashing out windows of cars parked in front of fire hydrants, ramming cop cars.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

Flight Simulator 2021 looking pretty good

I think that's how you train pilots if you can't afford a proper flight simulator.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Cthulu Carl posted:

See also: Smashing out windows of cars parked in front of fire hydrants, ramming cop cars.
I'm assuming that if the douchebag who parked in front of a hydrant or an emergency route tries to claim the damage on insurance, they'd likely get laughed out of the room.

Any insurance adjusters in the thread who can confirm?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
you know what cops and firemen have in common?

they both grew up wanting to be firemen

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/iRonBlK.mp4

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



drat, the legends are true

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

withak posted:

I like how they chip out a bunch of concrete before one of them realizes that they could also just lift the door up an inch or two.

Nah, they're not getting an inch or two. The door is hollow, they're just deforming it. Clearance around the door in the frame is between 1/8" and 1/4", and hinges have minimal clearance, just enough to get the hinges to fit, not flopping around space. Also the hinge pins are still in place.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Collateral Damage posted:

I'm assuming that if the douchebag who parked in front of a hydrant or an emergency route tries to claim the damage on insurance, they'd likely get laughed out of the room.

Any insurance adjusters in the thread who can confirm?

right, insurance won't touch it because it is universally illegal to park near a hydrant, and from what i've heard of all the kinds of gleeful property destruction firefighters get up to busting car windows to run a hose through some dipshit's car is among the sweetest

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It does raise the question of how the cat got its head in there in the first place.

Did the door close on it or did it slip into a marginal gap? If the gap was marginal, it wouldn’t take much to enlarge it for extraction.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
A stuck animal tends to be uncooperative in it's un-sticking. See also: human children getting stuck in things.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Just put some butter behind its' ears next time. Worked on getting my head out from between stairs handrail verticals when I was a kid.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Just put some butter behind its' ears next time. Worked on getting my head out from between stairs handrail verticals when I was a kid.

Everyone but Ben Shapiro knows that pussies produce their own lubricant.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Platystemon posted:

Everyone but Ben Shapiro knows that pussies produce their own lubricant.

I'd honestly be surprised if he's ever seen one not on the internet. Maybe he's old enough that woods porn was still a relevant thing.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1305595679776149508?s=21

(Sound is the best part of the vid)

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Serephina posted:

A stuck animal tends to be uncooperative in it's un-sticking. See also: human children getting stuck in things.

I got my head stuck under my parents bed be turning it sideways, sliding under the cross brace, and straightening it out. Took me way too long to think that maybe my head would fit if I turned it sideways again!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
What a difference a year makes.

https://twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/1341976099979284480

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
Now you've jinxed it. We'll have fire tornadoes sweeping across the country tomorrow

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Everything is burned already so there can't be any fires

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

aejix posted:

Now you've jinxed it. We'll have fire tornadoes sweeping across the country tomorrow

Corona Fire Tornados spreading a new strain.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Collateral Damage posted:

I'm assuming that if the douchebag who parked in front of a hydrant or an emergency route tries to claim the damage on insurance, they'd likely get laughed out of the room.

Any insurance adjusters in the thread who can confirm?

It's covered.

If stupidity was an exclusion, I would have been unemployed a looooong time ago.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Finish The Freight

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

PainterofCrap posted:

It's covered.

If stupidity was an exclusion, I would have been unemployed a looooong time ago.
Now you're making me sad.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://i.imgur.com/bUB1hef.mp4

very incredibly lucky he was trapped under the wheelarch and not the frame of the car.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Space Kablooey posted:

I hope they're mouthing the plane engines too.
I would be making engine noises and also gun noises even though it's not a military plane.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




gently caress.That.


After the terrifying plane landing I needed this laugh. :lol:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

drunkill posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bUB1hef.mp4

very incredibly lucky he was trapped under the wheelarch and not the frame of the car.

gently caress this too. Is the guy in the back operating the lift while the other one is under the car :wtf:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

sigher posted:

gently caress.That.

My mom took a flight into New Guinea and that is exactly how she described their landing.

Also lol the notable crack in the windscreen. This pilot has done this before.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KilZhys.mp4

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!


Tammy and the T-Rex reboot lookin' good.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

It started autoplaying and I thought I was watching the last seconds of a stall before I realized I had seen this before.

CannonFodder posted:

I would be making engine noises and also gun noises even though it's not a military plane.

??? All planes make machine gun noises

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity


Huh, I never knew they had invented Back to the future style holo advertising.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0O18pQUzS8

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

IIRC the pilot was a POS who the rest of the flight crews refused to fly with because he was a loose canon

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

One of my favorite quotes of all time comes from this:

YOU'VE KILLED US!

screams the co pilot as they've reached terminal bank, and it was true.

Also gently caress posting this video anymore.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


CommieGIR posted:

IIRC the pilot was a POS who the rest of the flight crews refused to fly with because he was a loose canon

Bud Holland, yes. The section on the wikipedia for the crash about Holland's previous incidents is nightmarish. It's insane that he wasn't removed from flight duty any one of several times over before this crash.

Namnesor
Jun 29, 2005

Dante's allowance - $100

You never really grow out of playing with toys, you just get bigger toys.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
My grandad had a trike atv, thankfully he got a 4w one later and I got to burn the clutch up badly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_C8z0rFnjk

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