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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

The English language is incomplete.

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Well, that's going to fervify my postings!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


That's stupific.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Candify: to make something into candy

Prove me wrong :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
‘Lucor’ and ‘tepor’ are going into my vocabulary.

‘Rigify’ means adding struts, right? :jeb:

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.
Vigid sounds like a good candidate for trash romance novel writers so they can have a substitute for "turgid".

Rigify definitely sounds like part of the 3D animation process, as in "Boss says I need to rigify this character's vigid manhood so they can animate it for the upcoming love scene"

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

The noun form of "lucid" already exists and it's "lucidity," not "lucor."

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

And “liquor” doesn’t mean “liquidity” so it doesn’t fit with the rest of the column.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


CannonFodder posted:

Candify: to make something into candy

Prove me wrong :colbert:
The word for turning something into candy is 'candy'.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Scarodactyl posted:

The word for turning something into candy is 'candy'.

im going to candify ur face!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Scarodactyl posted:

The word for turning something into candy is 'candy'.

Not anymore. Please pass the candified yams.

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

This discussion is positively torpific!

...Which autocorrects to "torporific," huh.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

SerialKilldeer posted:

And “liquor” doesn’t mean “liquidity” so it doesn’t fit with the rest of the column.

It used to mean any liquid

PalaNIN
Sep 19, 2004

LRLRRRLLRRLRLRLRRLRLR
Really glad we have all five possible versions of horror, thanks English language!

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

SerialKilldeer posted:

And “liquor” doesn’t mean “liquidity” so it doesn’t fit with the rest of the column.

maybe we're all wrong about the word "liquor"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PalaNIN posted:

Really glad we have all five possible versions of horror, thanks English language!

The only other one with four is terror. Makes you think.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Coolth is a real word, the opposite of warmth, but nobody ever uses it.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

RoboRodent posted:

The noun form of "lucid" already exists and it's "lucidity," not "lucor."

That just means we need an extra column for -idity. Only then can we achieve total linguistid consistencance.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Carbon dioxide posted:

The English language is incomplete.



Welp, I'm saving this image for consultation when I write my next manuscript.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RoboRodent posted:

The noun form of "lucid" already exists and it's "lucidity," not "lucor."

:hmmno:

“His mind was filled with lucor.”

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

Carbon dioxide posted:

The English language is incomplete.



this is inspiring, i need more

humor, , , humid,
humidor, humidify, , ,
tracor, , , , tractable
combustor, , , , combustible
vapor, , , vapid, vapable

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lucre is already a word and means money. Also torrid isn't on the chart.

E: Humidor is also already a word it's a thing you put cigars in.

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

OwlFancier posted:

Lucre is already a word and means money.

so lucifer should be one who knows how to lucify then

quote:

E: Humidor is also already a word it's a thing you put cigars in.

which is why i put it on the list of existing words

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

OwlFancier posted:

Lucre is already a word and means money.

They’re homophones. No deeper relation.

quote:

lucid (adj.)
1590s, "bright, shining" (a sense now obsolete or restricted), from Latin lucidus "light, bright, clear," figuratively "perspicuous, lucid, clear," from lucere "to shine," from lux (genitive lucis) "light," from PIE root *leuk- "to shine, be bright."

quote:

lucre (n.)
late 14c., from Old French lucre, from Latin lucrum "material gain, advantage, profit; wealth, riches," of uncertain origin. De Vaan says from Proto-Italic *lukro-, from PIE *lhu-tlo- "seizure, gain," with cognates in Greek apolauo "take hold of, enjoy," leia (Doric laia) "booty;" Gothic laun "reward." Filthy lucre (Titus i.11) is Tyndale's rendering of Greek aiskhron kerdos.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
imagine having a language where one word could mean more than one thing!

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

redleader posted:

imagine having a language where one word could mean more than one thing!

Witch won?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
The Lukka were one of the tribes of Sea Peoples who invaded Egypt during the Bronze Age collapse.

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

redleader posted:

maybe we're all wrong about the word "liquor"

Candify is dandify but liquidity is quickidity!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob4r2N-upg

So here is a funny graphic that requires a bit of backstory, (and is buried in a video but c'est la vie) but it's December 25th so I can't think of a better idea than to explain this.

So basically, Kevin Nash is a tall dude and he's very charming and funny and professional wrestling's pile of human filth Vince McMahon thought that he'd be the Next Hulk Hogan, a job that McMahon has basically been chasing for forty years. The problem of course being Hulk Hogan was basically a product of a very specific moment in time and McMahon's plan for noted smug charming guy Kevin Nash was absolute trash. The video shows Nash in his best, being a charming smary jokester claiming he was the greatest drawing champion in history. Obviously the joke is that this is not the case and in fact it basically poisoned the well for both him as a top figure (he'd only go on to be the second guy in the nWo) in wrestling and the more important thing prevent Razon Ramon/Scott Hall from being able to be the top champion he was meant to be.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Carbon dioxide posted:

The English language is incomplete.



My Latin professor is rolling in her grave...from laughter. This is a lesson in how English eschews the passive voice and just indirect action in general.

Also a rooty-tooty, fresh and fruity, co-opted solar holiday to all.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



there wolf posted:

My Latin professor is rolling in her grave...from laughter. This is a lesson in how English eschews the passive voice and just indirect action in general.

except for news articles about people who passed away after being hit by a bullet in an officer-adjacent setting

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I need to find a use for torpible somehow.

Lucific is pretty great too, but it totally sounds like it would be the name of a Danzig album.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Into that yawning ancestral crypt, I fervibly stepped downwards. Unknown darkness liquibly reached and grabbed at my feet, and I felt my skin pallify. Unfathomable tepor rigified my limbs; I knew that my future was terrid.

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

sticklefifer posted:

I need to find a use for torpible somehow.

Lucific is pretty great too, but it totally sounds like it would be the name of a Danzig album.

stickler, sticky, sticklefify

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Carthag Tuek posted:

Into that yawning ancestral crypt, I fervibly stepped downwards. Unknown darkness liquibly reached and grabbed at my feet, and I felt my skin pallify. Unfathomable tepor rigified my limbs; I knew that my future was terrid.

What's the word for knowing something's wrong but also feeling like it should be right but it isn't.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Outrail posted:

What's the word for knowing something's wrong but also feeling like it should be right but it isn't.

“Awake”.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Outrail posted:

What's the word for knowing something's wrong but also feeling like it should be right but it isn't.

'Reading Beowulf'

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Outrail posted:

What's the word for knowing something's wrong but also feeling like it should be right but it isn't.

Politics?

spckr
Aug 3, 2014

here we go

Outrail posted:

What's the word for knowing something's wrong but also feeling like it should be right but it isn't.

Sober

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Outrail posted:

What's the word for knowing something's wrong but also feeling like it should be right but it isn't.

Heterosexual

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