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Fresh croissants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAIi2A3Jww4
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Altared State posted:Fresh croissants LOL. 
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See what you've done, Dutch. He's not even in the ground yet and he's already spinning in his grave.
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come on down to the river bank in the next 10min and I'll roll your rear end
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uber_stoat posted:the glitches are becoming Real.
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Croccers posted:I don't get this one, how is this CD's fault? Wouldn't it be the publishers duty for game cards? 
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Croccers posted:I don't get this one, how is this CD's fault? Wouldn't it be the publishers duty for game cards? Microsoft probably not looking any harder at the art and proofs than the Cyberpunk Iconic Penis is not peeking out.
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zedprime posted:CD Projekt supplying the images and probably signing off on final digital or printed proofs.
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Stunt_enby posted:why are you following wheelhouse?
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Cardiovorax posted:They also self-publish, as flatluigi pointed out, so it's entirely possible that the only thing CDPR did was to send the print company a finished image file and telling them to "print this design" without any further input on their part. I would put money on the process (and mistake) being the CD Projekt sent the art to a Microsoft account partner, who sends them to offshore to be composited into a template, with Microsoft and CD Projekt singing off on the digital proof to send to the printer, then sent a physical proof. Offshore almost assuredly had a weird icon loading error so the logo that got a stock icon stuck on instead and nobody bothered to look at the proofs. Alternately CD Projekt sent a bum icon instead of their logo too. The source of the error isn't really the place to point fingers when you have proof sign offs. This has been the process for like any digital to physical bulk print job of the past 20 years because you do have SNAFUs like that in putting the template together and is this case Microsoft is again not going to be looking too hard at things like CD Projekt branding. That's the sort of thing the CD Projekt rep would see on the digital proof and ask to correct. You can also get stuff like the digital art conversion to CMYK channels doesn't get you the brand approved colors or similar printing translation problems which is the point of the physical proof.
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Fair enough, then! I've got some experiences with weird printing errors in small business because of communication failures like the one I described, but I'm not really familiar with now console publishers handle it. That sounds reasonable, though.
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"Oh, and here's the publisher logo! I almost forgot it! "C:\Users\CrunchWorker5000\Desktop\CDPR\marketing\cyberpunkproj\logo\CBPR_logo_1.1_final4_shipping.png", Just add that. " re:re:re what do you mean I have to append it to the email? the image is right there, if I copy/paste the link it shows up fine on -my- machine.
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SubNat posted:"Oh, and here's the publisher logo! I almost forgot it! "C:\Users\CrunchWorker5000\Desktop\CDPR\marketing\cyberpunkproj\logo\CBPR_logo_1.1_final4_shipping.png", Just add that. " 
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A horror game where reality melts down would struggle to come up with imagery as effectively surreal as this.
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Supersonic Shine posted:A horror game where reality melts down would struggle to come up with imagery as effectively surreal as this. There are locations in AC Valhalla (and maybe earlier ones, I dunno) where the main game world's simulation stops working properly and you can hunt around for the collectible that's causing the glitch. It doesn't go this far, it's more like time looping/stuttering and objects freezing or popping in and out of existence, but it's really neat looking and has fooled me a couple times into thinking an area's not loading properly out-of-game. (the downside is that the areas boil down to very hit-or-miss platforming puzzles, but the overall effect is really cool and should be used in a more targeted game)
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:There are locations in AC Valhalla (and maybe earlier ones, I dunno) where the main game world's simulation stops working properly and you can hunt around for the collectible that's causing the glitch. It doesn't go this far, it's more like time looping/stuttering and objects freezing or popping in and out of existence, but it's really neat looking and has fooled me a couple times into thinking an area's not loading properly out-of-game. (the downside is that the areas boil down to very hit-or-miss platforming puzzles, but the overall effect is really cool and should be used in a more targeted game) This sort of thing does deliberately happen in Saints' Row IV. The game takes place in a simulation, and there are points where it starts breaking down. And they use completely realistic animation, rendering and rigging glitches as inspiration for when you're around those places, it's really neat.
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It's future dystopian police state London and football hooligans are still assholes https://i.imgur.com/MWqIEbm.mp4
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haveblue posted:It's future dystopian police state London and football hooligans are still assholes holy poo poo I thought this was like a Paddy Power ad, even after watching it twice.
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haveblue posted:It's future dystopian police state London and football hooligans are still assholes I know that lady! She's one of the linchpins in my "middle aged lesbian hacker squad".
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Cleretic posted:This sort of thing does deliberately happen in Saints' Row IV. The game takes place in a simulation, and there are points where it starts breaking down. And they use completely realistic animation, rendering and rigging glitches as inspiration for when you're around those places, it's really neat. Arkham Asylum got me for a minute.
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Zero One posted:Arkham Asylum got me for a minute. My finger was an inch from my 360's power button when it came to
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haveblue posted:Eternal Darkness could do a dead-on impression of a CRT losing power, but that hasn’t really aged well I remember reports of when Nintendo was certing the game and seeing the fake memory card corruption thing and being like "Why is this funny?"
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It's like the Shaun glitch!
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bony tony posted:It's like the Shaun glitch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqYCIwurfV8 Why is completely earnest screaming in video games so loving funny
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It's missing the absolutely greatest thing about the shaun glitch, the thing that secures its place at the top of the glitch pantheon, which is that the character is still lip-synching every SHAUN throughout the entire scene
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haveblue posted:It's missing the absolutely greatest thing about the shaun glitch, the thing that secures its place at the top of the glitch pantheon, which is that the character is still lip-synching every SHAUN throughout the entire scene that is very good, but i think what really puts it over the top is that it cancels any other playing dialogue, as if the screamer is actually interrupting everyone and leaving them to awkwardly pause and stare at him, like "...really?"
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jonsicoli posted:Why is completely earnest screaming in video games so loving funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00Mr7DVG_M In Left 4 Dead you used to be able to bind certain voicelines that normally only played in certain situation/context. That included the death scream when a character fell of the hospital roof after getting punched by the hulking Tank infected. This one was much louder than the others because the character was supposed to be moving away from the others. However, just spamming one voice line was boring, so people quickly created aliases so you got things like "we're actually gonna make it! *DEATH SCREAM* "somebody help me! *DEATH RATTLE* *belly laughter* anyone could use some pills?" at the push of a button that you could spam constantly. It broke the ice in every tense situation and it was a sad day when it got patched. Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 20:45 on Jan 3, 2021 |
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