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dee eight posted:any drat fool can drive a forklift. it takes mad skillz to operate a forklift The only time I've been "certified" or "licensed" on a forklift was in the military, but that never stopped anyone from saying "you, use that forklift" and I'd be doing it anyhow. Two home depots, two warehouses. All say "we want you to take the certification course before using equipment......... Here's the keys." But it's fun watching them do that with even more incompetent people and pallets come raining down the aisles.
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A while back I was watching one of those Tow truck driver reality shows. After seeing all the smart rear end comments in here about Forklift drivers, I'd probably watch a Forklift driver show. Fat, shaved head-tattoo guy with goatee and wrap around sunglasses: "That guy thought he could handle it, but I'm actually CERTIFIED to run a forklift. When the going gets tough, the REAL MEN have to step up to the plate for a 'lift' like this one. guy who couldn't handle a 'complicated lift': Yeah, I only got this job a few weeks ago, I'm glad that (fat shaved head tattoo guy with goatee and wrap around sunglasses) was able to take over for me, and move the piece without any trouble, he really saved the day" Narrator: It was a close call, but ultimately, that pallet full of christmas themed feather pillows made it off the dock and up on to the high shelf where it awaits next years christmas shopping season Fat, shaved head-tattoo guy with goatee and wrap around sunglasses: "yeah, he's a good kid, but I've been in the fork biz for almost TWO YEARS now, so I've seen a lot of action. I'm a battle hardened forklift veteran" (eyes light up for a new shirt proclaiming his veteran fork-man status)
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I had a PPE dream last night. I was at some extremely sketch factory getting a tour and I asked for goggle and a hard hat and the guide was like, "Uh... sure." Last night I dreamed I was in a store and I turned around to see a maskless lady approaching to give me a hug. This was highly distressing. A lady? A hug? (and no mask!) What this means is we're both gonna die.
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KoRMaK posted:mods that cared about rich people getting a justifiable death don't seem to exist here anymore, thank God. things you post when you're part of the ideology that cares about people and wants them to have a better life
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Stunt_enby posted:things you post when you're part of the ideology that cares about people and wants them to have a better life Your avatar is the wagging finger everyone imagines when they read what you said. Edit: Also that quote was back from goddamn October? What the hell? I guess you're just having a good one right now. Happy holidays! Please don't drive anywhere! Effective-Disorder fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Dec 25, 2020 |
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Dec 25, 2020 23:40
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Stunt_enby posted:things you post when you're part of the ideology that cares about people and wants them to have a better life the rich aren't people hth
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Dec 25, 2020 23:48
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scolding a post from 3 months ago lol
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It's a christmas fuckin miracle.
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KoRMaK posted:scolding a post from 3 months ago lol Well, when you're right, you're right. I love your avatar.
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Stunt_enby posted:things you post when you're part of the ideology that cares about people and wants them to have a better life KoRMaK posted:scolding a post from 3 months ago lol
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Kith posted:what the gently caress is happening Some posters were not informed that the wealthy are not human beings and were surprised to learn this.
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Probably old news for the thread, but I recently learned about Rocky Flats! https://twitter.com/ademrudin/status/1339415123035791360?s=21 Of especial note in the thread are the infinity rooms, so called because the radiological detection equipment pegged out at max and the rooms were just sealed off. The cleanup process for those were  Or the fact that it took over a decade after cleanup of the facility began to get the likelihood of a criticality accident down to “improbable”
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Nocheez posted:So what's the rule that was broken to allow this to happen in the first place? I've never worked in food service, but I assume there's some common practices to help avoid this scenario. always, always, always loudly say "behind you!" or "behind!" when you are behind someone. likewise, if you're carrying something and approaching a blind corner, you shout "corner!" haven't worked in restaurants in years and i still do this at home oven guy also should have had both hands on the paddle but eh Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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OSU_Matthew posted:Probably old news for the thread, but I recently learned about Rocky Flats! I used to think that part of the game Infra was over the top but after reading this I realise they actually undersold it. Edit: by happy coincidence, Infra is 75% off. If you enjoy this thread you should probably give it a go, it casts you as an engineer inspecting (and trying to survive) unmaintained infrastructure in Totally Not Finland. GotLag fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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Dec 26, 2020 02:15
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Bronze Fonz posted:Last night I dreamed I was in a store and I turned around to see a maskless lady approaching to give me a hug. This was highly distressing. A lady? A hug? (and no mask!) I've ALSO been having dreams where I find myself in public without a mask, but that just seems to be a variant of "in class with no clothes on".
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Effective-Disorder posted:Your avatar is the wagging finger everyone imagines when they read what you said. I thought I was in the Everest thread for a second, they came in there and shitted it up when it got restarted with the exact same reason (making GBS threads on rich people paying tens of thousands of dollars and getting themselves killed is morally indefensible apparently). I think someone is very apprehensive about being the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:The only time I've been "certified" or "licensed" on a forklift was in the military, but that never stopped anyone from saying "you, use that forklift" and I'd be doing it anyhow. Two home depots, two warehouses. All say "we want you to take the certification course before using equipment......... Here's the keys." okay but that military forklift cert is the type I'm trying to get in Jan, if I start wearing certified forklifter shirts with only a military (well . . . air national guard) cert is that the same thing as stolen forklift valor?
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GotLag posted:I used to think that part of the game Infra was over the top but after reading this I realise they actually undersold it. I haf ten battrees for de flashlight. *takes a picture of a collapsed thirty-foot tunnel in the city's sewer* "Glad I don't haf to fix dat."
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Wrr posted:okay but that military forklift cert is the type I'm trying to get in Jan, if I start wearing certified forklifter shirts with only a military (well . . . air national guard) cert is that the same thing as stolen forklift valor? If anything, you might be able to one up the civilian forklifters.
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Are there forklifting challenge coins?
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Wrr posted:okay but that military forklift cert is the type I'm trying to get in Jan, if I start wearing certified forklifter shirts with only a military (well . . . air national guard) cert is that the same thing as stolen forklift valor? No idea and if you want to steal forklift valor, I don't care. It's not like I guard the sacred tomb of the unknown forklifter. Steal that forklift valor. My section sergeant just went into the ULLS box and added all the wheeled vehicle types in the battalion to my license. If I had to drive it 5 feet to fix it, I was licensed on it. gently caress SNEEP posted:Are there forklifting challenge coins? Almost certainly, yes, and I'm not going to break my brain looking for one.
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gently caress SNEEP posted:Are there forklifting challenge coins? This is about as close as you can get. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW90TFmRn2Q I drove a fork lift once. I was smart enough to figure out how to lift a steel frame and move it about 30 feet, then move it back later on, and also make sure to turn off the propane when I was done. Am I a fork fuckler? Am I stealing forkvalour by saying "I can operate a forklift"? I technically DID operate it twice, and not gently caress anything up.
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Azathoth posted:I thought I was in the Everest thread for a second, they came in there and shitted it up when it got restarted with the exact same reason (making GBS threads on rich people paying tens of thousands of dollars and getting themselves killed is morally indefensible apparently). I think someone is very apprehensive about being the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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What the Christmas gently caress is happening in here? https://youtu.be/fbfVGIBcD8c
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Stunt_enby posted:so like, do you legitimately think you're going to accomplish anything for this revolution when you've already posted yourself onto a very short watchlist with this type of rhetoric? your posts remind me of a superfund site Kith fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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Stunt_enby posted:so like, do you legitimately think you're going to accomplish anything for this revolution when you've already posted yourself onto a very short watchlist with this type of rhetoric? edit: in case the FBI actually reads the report I am sure that Stunt_enby probably filed, I would like to state, for the record, that I am the regional subcommandante of A.N.T.I.F.A. and that you should definitely take this 100% serious. For real. Azathoth fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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Dec 26, 2020 07:35
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Azathoth posted:you are so loving dumb holy poo poo The Soros dollars have really made Christmas nice this year, huh.
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Memento posted:The Soros dollars have really made Christmas nice this year, huh. You have no idea.
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Memento posted:The Soros dollars have really made Christmas nice this year, huh. Are you a bad enough chud to go bankrupt to own the libs?
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Everybody look out for the Mount Everest Ski Patrol. It's an occupational hazard of being on the salty slopes of the internet. And they have a watchlist. Effective-Disorder fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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Azathoth posted:you are so loving dumb holy poo poo Thanks for all the extra illegal chinese machine guns you sent our chapter. We are now ready for the all out assault on Canada.
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Stunt_enby posted:so like, do you legitimately think you're going to accomplish anything for this revolution when you've already posted yourself onto a very short watchlist with this type of rhetoric? Your posting has turned this thread into an infinity room.
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wesleywillis posted:Am I a fork fuckler? Am I stealing forkvalour by saying "I can operate a forklift"? With that kind of KD ratio? Casual.
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In regards to captains calling their crew pussies, here's a helicopter doing something good with toxic pilot masculinity:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0z9HRC7hlU
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Wheeeee!! Video on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHsUKKh0ck/?utm_source=ig_embed
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Lord Stimperor posted:In regards to captains calling their crew pussies, here's a helicopter doing something good with toxic pilot masculinity: Done similar in the PNG Highlands getting to a remote exploration drill rig that didn't have a proper pad. One dickhead did try to climb up the incline immediately and had to be tugged down before propstrike.
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https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1342774549822066688
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The audience took psychic damage from a malfunctioning robot in a public setting at the February 2016 presidential debate featuring Marco Rubio.
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