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Data Graham posted:And/or it’s for putting your hand up the cow’s arsehole so you can move the calf around so it isn’t in a breech presentation That really is 80% of those books, our beloved main character just shoving his hands up the orifices of various animals.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:That really is 80% of those books, our beloved main character just shoving his hands up the orifices of various animals. And Tricki Woo.
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There’s nuffin’ to larf at now E: drink for every “I fumbled the flutter valve from my pocket” Maybe have it ready god drat Data Graham has a new favorite as of 04:00 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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tribbledirigible posted:It can't be mine, I rolled out! when it comes to jokes, we could say you've really '''got the touch'', of humor 
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All country music is parody if you aren't from the CAUNTRY.
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strangeless posted:All country music is parody if you aren't from the CAUNTRY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJvvxEs1_pE
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Cyrano4747 posted:Didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard you hurt yourself, but here we are. That’s what the restraints are for.
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I'm trying to picture this as a show and it just keeps coming out dark as hell in so many ways  .
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm trying to picture this as a show and it just keeps coming out dark as hell in so many ways Allow me to introduce you to Shed 17 and it's sequel.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm trying to picture this as a show and it just keeps coming out dark as hell in so many ways That was the show with stories like the engine getting walled up in a tunnel, or 
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Thomas the tank engine is getting real dark real fast.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Allow me to introduce you to Shed 17 and it's sequel. What. The. gently caress.
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strangeless posted:All country music is parody if you aren't from the CAUNTRY. Some of it a little more than the rest  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC40rVCedwM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTP9__vi3d4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6UAbDqCo4Q
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Zil posted:Thomas the tank engine is getting real dark real fast. Hell, it was dark from the start https://imgur.com/gallery/rbC0Y
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Some of it a little more than the rest You forgot to include hit song "Beans in Your Ears:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvoC3u__xs
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Pick posted:trig discipline, post more. you are one of the funniest dudes around. ah poo poo i knew there was something i meant to do
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Trig Discipline posted:ah poo poo i knew there was something i meant to do Best response to a nine-month-old post possible. How was your crimbo, Trig? Hope 2020 treated you well
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Bit of a story there. At the time of that post I had just beaten the German border closing to fly back and be with my wife in Okinawa. Stayed in Okinawa until my visa ran out, then had to return to Germany. At that point I had been offered a job in Okinawa, though, so I had to get my Japanese residents' visa. Since I quit my German job and with it my German residency, I had to return to a country where I had legal residency to get my Japanese visa. Original plan was to do that in Australia (where I got citizenship in 2016) but it turned out they weren't letting enough people in for me to do that, so I had to do it in the USA. Anyway after two more months of hiding out in hotels and my sister's house in Oklahoma I finally got my visa and could come to Japan. Then two weeks in quarantine in Tokyo, and I finally got back to Okinawa about a week and a half ago. It has been a loving weird time, literally going all the way around the world during a pandemic just to end up where I started with a different job and immigration status. But anyway my Christmas present is that after three years of me working in Europe and her working in Japan, my wife and I have two good jobs in the same place, and that's about as good as it gets. How's by you?
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Visas aren't fuckin' Pokemon, just pick somewhere and stay there
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ante posted:Visas aren't fuckin' Pokemon, just pick somewhere and stay there Not an option, I was literally going to get booted from Japan and then Germany. Believe me if there had been an easier way to do any of that poo poo I would have. You can bet your rear end I'm not going anywhere else soon though. Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Dec 26, 2020 |
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Wow that's a hell of a year. My 14-on-7-off job stopped existing when the border closures came in, and I would have had to quarantine every swing. I could basically just work away from my family or, as my wife said, "gently caress it we haven't got a mortgage just come home and we'll ride it out". The first lockdown of three months then finished, the second wave kicked in like an absolute bastard, and we locked down again. I spent most of the year coaching my kids through learning from home. My wife got used to having me around and I've been thinking about it for a while, so now I'm off to uni again next year to get a Master's in teaching.
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Oof, that sounds like a rough choice to have made. Congrats on going back to uni, though! I didn't go until I was 25 (and then grad school at 31) and it was probably one of the best choices I have ever made.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Allow me to introduce you to Shed 17 and it's sequel. Thanks, I had completely forgotten about this.
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I'm not a regular poster in this thread so my crimbo isn't of particular interest (it was lovely though), but I really enjoy seeing derails like this where it becomes visible that people on these forums can actually get to know each other to some extent. It's nice! Found this saved on my phone and it's somewhat amusing. 
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Memento posted:
the end of that episode was fantastic - I think it had Ringo Starr say, "I think Poor Old Henry got what he deserved, don't you?" *Upbeat music plays, Credits roll* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieefmGvk7g
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I'm sure I saw it here but now it's gone and my google-fu is weak: a tiktok of an athlete smoothly removing her hoodie by putting her foot in the hood and pulling it off in a single smooth move, followed by about 10 people trying to do that and loving it up and face planting/flipping off the bed etc.
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Woebin posted:I'm not a regular poster in this thread so my crimbo isn't of particular interest (it was lovely though), but I really enjoy seeing derails like this where it becomes visible that people on these forums can actually get to know each other to some extent. It's nice! Who's the guy behind Ronon Dex?
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Beachcomber posted:Who's the guy behind Ronon Dex? Donon Rex.
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Beachcomber posted:Who's the guy behind Ronon Dex? Tyr from Andromeda.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Tyr from Andromeda. Who from the what now?
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Trig Discipline posted:Bit of a story there. No kidding. You could probably write that up and sell it as a screenplay.
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Killer robot posted:That was the show with stories like the engine getting walled up in a tunnel, or See also: Tugs
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