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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

AHH F/UGH posted:

I need more of this meme

Someone make "I just think they're neat" with blah blah rear end

Ask and you shall receive

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can you just change his jacket to be blue as well, tia.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Bobstar posted:

Ask and you shall receive



Have Fred Flintstone killed.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

goatface posted:

Can you just change his jacket to be blue as well, tia.

Ugh...here you go, your majesty!


Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

For some reason the Australian who can't tell the difference between knives and spoons kills me every drat time.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Panel 1: Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife
Panel 2: Aussie: I spoon my wife
Panel 3: Murder house torso heap

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Whybird posted:

For some reason the Australian who can't tell the difference between knives and spoons kills me every drat time.

I thought he was trying to trick the Americans and was dissapointed they say through his incredibly stupid scam

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Whybird posted:

For some reason the Australian who can't tell the difference between knives and spoons kills me every drat time.

.....Is this going to be another Viking thing? The next line is " Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before".
There is nothing to suggest he has some sort of utensil blindness.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




at this point I feel like I should check everyone knows it was a Crocodile Dundee gag

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

The purported existence of the game "knifey-spooney" sort of implies he at least knows people with utensil blindness. Or maybe he's just terrible at games.

I know it's a Crocodile Dundee joke that does not need further thought, but I don't see what other conclusions there are.

E:

Necrothatcher posted:

at this point I feel like I should check everyone knows it was a Crocodile Dundee gag

you might be right

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Spoon sitting at a childs desk: " Oh boy, Australia! That's where I'm a knife!"

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


lmao

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Johnny Aztec posted:

Spoon sitting at a childs desk: " Oh boy, Australia! That's where I'm a knife!"

Beautiful

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Can someone please explain this for the AUSPOL impaired?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Whybird posted:

For some reason the Australian who can't tell the difference between knives and spoons kills me every drat time.

Jfc

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Lone Goat posted:

Can someone please explain this for the AUSPOL impaired?

We had a prime minister who just went beach swimming one day, and just never came back

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lone Goat posted:

Can someone please explain this for the AUSPOL impaired?

Harold holt, Australian prime minister in iirc the 60s was lost at sea while swimming one day

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Lone Goat posted:

Can someone please explain this for the AUSPOL impaired?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_Holt

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Angryhead posted:

Thank you for sharing, don't let lack of talent stop you - it certainly didn't stop me.
This one goes out to C-SPAM.



This one got me good

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Found this while shopping and started giggling.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


Lol I didn't even notice he was getting further away, this is genius

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

LORD PALMERSTON

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Johnny Aztec posted:

.....Is this going to be another Viking thing? The next line is " Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before".
There is nothing to suggest he has some sort of utensil blindness.

My interpretation of the line in the episode had been that Knifey-Spoony was a game, the object of which was to tell whether a given utensil was a knife or a spoon, and the joke was that this was a deep and challenging brain-teaser for Australians in general and this guy in particular.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I just think they're neat

AHH F/UGH fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Dec 29, 2020

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

I see some of you have never played knifey-spooney before!



redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Jose posted:

LORD PALMERSTON

:discourse:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

pitch a fitness posted:

I see some of you have never played knifey-spooney before!





Lol yess

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
My attorney is also named Bort.


super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Phanatic posted:

My attorney is also named Bort.




Need more bort reform.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Baronjutter posted:

Found this while shopping and started giggling.


Looks like you're in way over your head

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Phanatic posted:

My attorney is also named Bort.




Now a really funny lawyer should open up shop next door and get a sign that says "My Law Firm is Also Named Bort"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
BORT! It's free real estate :smug:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



quote:

Holt's death has entered Australian folklore, and was commemorated by, among other things, the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre.

:vince:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's fairly lol that they did that but honestly sometime go and look up how many airports are named after people who died in airplane crashes.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

i hope someday "colonel dracula joins the navy" becomes a meme

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Some Goon posted:

Having just read most of this thread I can confidently say it's the funniest thing on somethingawful.

Anyways, can someone more talented than I add Lenny / Drinking Time to one of these? Sorry it's not more combinatory.





Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Sagebrush posted:

It's fairly lol that they did that but honestly sometime go and look up how many airports are named after people who died in airplane crashes.

The main airport in Anchorage, Alaska was named after Senator Ted Stevens in 2000. Ted Stevens had survived a plane crash in 1978 and later died in a plane crash in 2010.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


LordSaturn, you've done it again!

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Bootleg Trunks posted:

i hope someday "colonel dracula joins the navy" becomes a meme

It's no 'Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp'

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Blunch Black of Blotre Blame

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