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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

aaaah

thank you

aaaaaaah

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Crane Fist posted:

oh god what happened now

Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria has been pretending to be Spanish for over a decade despite being born in Boston and never living in Spain for an extended period of time.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Skwirl posted:

Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria has been pretending to be Spanish for over a decade despite being born in Boston and never living in Spain for an extended period of time.

lol

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu5-OqiNO7k&ab_channel=Fervid

She was born in a pahrked cahr in hahrvahrd yahrd.

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

Skwirl posted:

Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria has been pretending to be Spanish for over a decade despite being born in Boston and never living in Spain for an extended period of time.

that's Hilarias

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/dinosofos/status/1344334762333368327?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Isn't that delivery van driving on the wrong side of the road?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume it cut across from the other lane but yeah it does kinda look like it was.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Dash Con 2021 taking a dark turn.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OwlFancier posted:

I assume it cut across from the other lane but yeah it does kinda look like it was.

So yeah, it's funny it happened to a guy on a penny-farthing but it's just a flagrantly terrible driver hitting someone on a bicycle.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh yeah whichever way he was driving he doesn't have priority over the guy riding the bike.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/someofmybest/status/1344191466629808129

Which led me to this

https://twitter.com/itsgorp/status/1344379025611960321

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Man gently caress that guy Falcor the Luck Dragon was awesome

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


OwlFancier posted:

I assume it cut across from the other lane but yeah it does kinda look like it was.

Stoke Newington is in the UK.

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1344450340842860544

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I know the Baldwin story is super important, because I checked the NY Post site to see the infamous Trump front page thing and saw no less than 3 stories about it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1344452750558588933

:ohdear:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Zero One posted:

Dash Con 2021 taking a dark turn.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

:golfclap:

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

EL BROMANCE posted:

I know the Baldwin story is super important, because I checked the NY Post site to see the infamous Trump front page thing and saw no less than 3 stories about it.

How?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001


Lord Hydronium posted:

Huh, I thought it was in the Newseum, but apparently it was returned to the FBI earlier this year.
There hasn't been an active Air Force base in Sacramento for like 20 years, so this is either an old picture, they left it behind when the bases became commercial airfields, or they're using "Sacramento" very loosely to refer to one of the still-active bases 40 or 50 miles away.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It was kept there a long time ago, the photo is pretty old. I think the Newseum was supposed to return it earlier this year but with Everything Going On Right Now™, it's probably still there, and the Newseum is closed. The ultimate destination is the FBI Experience museum in DC.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1344409609230946304

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I’m not being serious. NYP is trash garbage poo poo for idiots.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mauser posted:

porcupine comes from French and is literally spiny pork

And Parkour is the French martial art of running away.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/TafferKing451/status/1344352849426149376

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/dr_nic/status/1344502210709733378

I'm not utterly ignorant, but literally only because of memes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/scarz99/status/1343728911868452864

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1344492970662195201

https://twitter.com/swimming_blerd/status/1344486778305007616

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018


Incredible

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/neotippity/status/1344017531909111809

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Cardi B, financial consultant

https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/1344508555160924161?s=19

https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/1344508906689728514?s=19

If your boyfriend (or girlfriend) says they can turn 600 bucks into 6,000, just ask yourself "if they can do that, why the gently caress do they need your 600 bucks in the first place?"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

This really belongs in another thread but

https://twitter.com/misterbrandon32/status/1344504671919099904?s=21

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

There are maybe 200 thousand or so real human beings and the rest of them are things like this

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

LibCrusher posted:

There are maybe 200 thousand or so real human beings and the rest of them are things like this

The only reason I think we aren't doomed as a species is because I hope for the opposite.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Stoke Newington is in the UK.

Yes and in the UK we drive on the left, so either the truck cut across the lane or it was driving on the wrong side of the road.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I assume it cut the lane, the driver certainly wasn't looking otherwise they might not have hit Lord Fotherington-Whimsyford there.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Memento posted:

I assume it cut the lane, the driver certainly wasn't looking otherwise they might not have hit Lord Fotherington-Whimsyford there.

True, and if our lord had been operating a modern velocipede with working brakes and not target fixated on that van he likely would have been able to totally avoid that accident.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you can't see someone riding a penny farthing directly in front of you you definitely shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Replace the numberplate test with that, IMO.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

OwlFancier posted:

If you can't see someone riding a penny farthing directly in front of you you definitely shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Replace the numberplate test with that, IMO.

Quite, no matter what the hell that dude was riding (and i hate fixies as much as anyone) that white van dickhead was 100% in the wrong so thats the end of it. The amount of people in the replies to that tweet going "well i dont know who is in the wrong but... let me tell you how much i hate cyclists" makes me loving despair.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Roblo posted:

that white van dickhead was 100% in the wrong so thats the end of it

Absolutely, I want to make it clear I a hundred percent agree with this. I got bowled over once by a chick riding a fixie through a red light in North Melbourne (hipster central) and I still think cyclists deserve the respect and care due to any road user. It's staggering how many people don't, for real. I think for a lot of that sort they'll use the excuse "well they don't pay road taxes!" to hate on cyclists, when really it's that they're jealous of how fit, active and non-dying-of-atherosclerosis they are.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Neither do pedestrians but unaccountably you're not allowed to run them over either.

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