JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I like that Garrison has started doing a Kelly-esque snide comment in the corner, but can't be bothered to draw himself so it's just his signature saying it

Show yourself coward

Bootleg Trunks posted:

He looks like an enormous dweeb even especially with his dorky tough guy cowboy hat and cigar

Bootleg Trunks posted:

He looks like an enormous dweeb even with his dorky tough guy cowboy hat and cigar

Sandpuppy posted:

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The coronavirus defeated communism!

Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:

China virus: ten cities locked down and Beijing festivities scrapped;

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a global health scare

Sandpuppy posted:

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AGC

Lodin posted:

Ben 'I'm not even bothering to hide my racism now' Garrison posted:

This wasn’t part of the trade deal…

China’s President Xi Jinping has warned that the ‘coronavirus’ is spreading even faster than before. Millions are quarantined in several cities. Was it a bio-weapon released by accident? Did it occur when the virus mutated and jumped among various animal species?

The Chinese eat a great variety of animals, which can be found in ‘wet meat’ markets throughout the country. Various viruses can mutate and jump among species and then get transferred to humans. The Chinese authorities themselves say it could have originated at a seafood market where illegal transactions of wild animals were occurring.

Such wet markets offer a mix of a great many species including crocodiles, ostriches, donkeys, kangaroos, snakes, badgers, peacocks, camels, salamanders, wolves, koalas, dogs, cats, turtles and incredibly enough, bats! Apparently some people in China will eat just about anything. Worse, the animals involved are often mistreated or even tortured (to bring out the flavor). It’s sick behavior and while it may not be scientific, there’s a certain amount of karma involved when nature strikes back with viruses.

China also caters to some very weird and abusive superstitions and traditions such as ‘tiger penis soup,’ which is supposed to increase virility. Thankfully, the authorities in China have outlawed such an evil ‘harvest,’ but the black market remains.

China is also well known for being one of the most polluted countries on Earth. The communist dictators have no respect for the freedom of their own people and certainly no respect for their own environment. Their disrespect toward nature has brought about the deadly coronavirus.

—Ben Garrison

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

TheGrrrTeam posted:

Happy New Year 2021

The year 2020 has come to an end. Thank goodness! We are all survivors of a year to remember, even if we’d rather forget it. It was the year that the ‘great reset’ began, whether we liked it or not. It started with the plandemic fear mongering, the mask wearing, the lockdowns followed by violent, anti-American riots throughout the summer. ‘Non essential’ businesses were ordered closed while big multi-national corporate box stores flourished. Amazon took over and Bezos became unimaginably richer. Government recompense for those out of work was minuscule, and we also saw the destruction of a great many small businesses. Schools were also shut down. As the year wound down we saw our presidential election get blatantly stolen and now we are facing the threat of mandatory vaccination.

Yes, 2020 was a historic year. A sea-change year. A year that portends even worse events to come. It was a wake-up year for Rip Van Public. We awoke to find our constitutional liberties being trampled. Hectoring mayors and governors became dictatorial tyrants who thought they could micro-manage our lives because of a virus similar to the common cold.

Our task for 2021 is clear. We must fight to keep our Republic. We need to save our country’s former way of life from the onslaught of socialism, globalism, and medical tyranny. We want to keep America intact, not see it taken over by those who want a Chinese communist system for us all.

It’s very important to keep China Joe out of the White House. He’s a corrupt, demented, lying politician who will do the bidding of his mega billionaire globalist masters. He wants mask wearing to become permanent. He wants war. He wants to break us for his own personal gain and glory. Kamala is even worse.

No matter what lies ahead, we will hold the line and stand strong against the winds of tyranny…together!

Pants Donkey posted:

So glad this is the last time we’ll that stupid baby Trump.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It's amazing how much Americans thought COVID-19 was just another one of those wacky Asian sicknesses that you'd hear about in the news for a little bit and then would go away. Like SARS or swine flu or something. I heard that from a lot of people in January/February.

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Not sure what this one is going for. Throwing the baby out with the bath water? There’s no bath. Is the baby trump? Unusually juvenile for Moldofsky. I do love how happy Joe Biden looks.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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chairface posted:

Ramirez... good and right?!

Pants Donkey posted:

And here is the last Tina Toon of 2020.

lol the child-like optimism. So glad this is the last time we’ll that stupid baby Trump.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I’ve seen this from chuds a lot but what is the end goal of making masks permanent, exactly? What insidious ulterior motive does it complete?

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ALTHOUGH TRUMP FAILED TO COMPLETELY DRAIN THE DEEP STATE SWAMP, AT LEAST HE REMOVED ALL DOUBT THAT IT EXISTS.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I’ve seen this from chuds a lot but what is the end goal of making masks permanent, exactly? What insidious ulterior motive does it complete?

Fister Roboto posted:

Trapezium Dave posted:

: Cartoons from 2021

Knight:

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardians:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson's Brexit trade deal – A historic deal on the UK’s future trading and security relationship with the EU was struck on Christmas Eve, triggering a victory cry from Downing Street and sombre reflection in Brussels"


"Brian Adcock on Boris Johnson's EU trade deal – The EU and the UK government have published the full text of the Brexit trade deal less than a week before it is due to be implemented, as Boris Johnson urged his backbenchers to support the agreement when it reaches parliament next week"


"Rebecca Hendin on an upbeat Boris Johnson after the Brexit deal – The prime minister has been full of optimism in recent days despite the many challenges ahead"


"Ben Jennings on the mess of 2020 – A year dominated by the UK government’s botched response to the coronavirus pandemic draws to a close"


"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's battle with the pandemic – Boris Johnson tells public it is time to ‘redouble our efforts’ as reopening of schools is delayed in worst-hit areas"

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Times: (I think the archive is paywalled)
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Evening Standard:
Evening Standard political cartoonist Christian Adams reveals his cartoons of the year

Mail:
How we laughed off lockdown... thanks to our inimitable cartoonist PAUL THOMAS finding humour in this bleak year

Happy New Year, goons!

DalaranJ posted:

Is there some sort of British cliche about bad deals and fish? Or is this primarily something having to do with the fishing industry?

DalaranJ posted:

Is there some sort of British cliche about bad deals and fish? Or is this primarily something having to do with the fishing industry?

Pants Donkey posted:

Enjoy the last Garrisons of 2020

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Also "The Swamp" wants to give people vaccines I guess, which is good thing, so "The Swamp" has some upsides I guess?

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Also, I'm more confused than ever about what exactly "The Swamp" is in the mind of conservatives.

Kchama posted:

It's prolly cuz ol' Gene was insanely sexist and awful.

Cloud Potato posted:

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Alhazred posted:

I'm really so sick and tired of the media and politicians portraying medical personell as heroes but refusing to stop treating them like poo poo. I'm pretty sure they need a pay raise and decent working conditions more than they need cartoons like this.

Alhazred posted:

I'm really so sick and tired of the media and politicians portraying medical personell as heroes but refusing to stop treating them like poo poo. I'm pretty sure they need a pay raise and decent working conditions more than they need cartoons like this.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I’ve seen this from chuds a lot but what is the end goal of making masks permanent, exactly? What insidious ulterior motive does it complete?

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I’ve seen this from chuds a lot but what is the end goal of making masks permanent, exactly? What insidious ulterior motive does it complete?

Hitler B. Natural posted:

Feels wrong that in nightmare hellyear 2000, this thread didn't even get close to 500 pages when it used to break a thousand. Hopefully more people like me who ran and hid for four years will come back.

wizzardstaff posted: