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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

The rich are one step closer to not needing us at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw

So how many months until we see the first one with the thin blue line punisher logo?

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

inferis posted:

it looks like that video was filmed way slower then sped up maybe?

There's people walking around and watching from the windows that appear to be moving normally.


Shame Boy posted:


I saw that video a few days ago and the robot still just looks so fuckin' unstable, like it's barely able to compensate for a lot of its own momentum.


Oh for sure it's nowhere near "killer robot". But it sure is lightyears ahead of what was around 20 years ago. I just don't think there's any way the rich don't want the robots from Elysium, and that we'll be there in 50 years probably.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

inferis posted:

it looks like that video was filmed way slower then sped up maybe?

Nah cuz the blinky warning lights on the shoulders would be blinking a lot slower.

I'm probably only acutely aware of the weirdness because a friend of mine has been obsessively studying robot stability for the last year for reasons, and has been pointing out these things a lot (including in this video)

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
if the engineers gave up on bipedal design they’d have much more effective murderbots much sooner

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

indigi posted:

if the engineers gave up on bipedal design they’d have much more effective murderbots much sooner

But the bipedal nature lets it traverse any type of terrain! *metal gear falls over and nukes itself because legs are bad design*

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

indigi posted:

if the engineers gave up on bipedal design they’d have much more effective murderbots much sooner

:rolleyes: yeah ppl who want to gently caress robots are going to be happy w/ robot that doesn.........nvm

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

i would gently caress a robot spider, just watch me

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020

indigi posted:

if the engineers gave up on bipedal design they’d have much more effective murderbots much sooner
the terminator sizzle gets the defense bucks

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

T-man posted:

i would gently caress a robot spider, just watch me

Do I gotta sign up or how this work?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



edc looking good

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
every day canine

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

Cold on a Cob posted:

every day canine

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
why does the carrier get the fancy respirator and not the dog, seems backwards imo

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Ok, but does it come with the dog?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

For some reason my brain didn't parse the front as being the rest of the dog so I thought the dog was behind him somehow and there was just an rear end sticking out

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

T-man posted:

i would gently caress a robot spider, just watch me

welcome to the Transformers fandom

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/PinkWug/status/1345091043696500736?s=20

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Rebranding socialism as "super-capitalism" is a great idea tbh

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Shima Honnou posted:

But the bipedal nature lets it traverse any type of terrain! *metal gear falls over and nukes itself because legs are bad design*

yeah everytime I see a 2-legged robot I think of ED-209 falling down the stairs and throwing a tantrum when it can't get up

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

indigi posted:

if the engineers gave up on bipedal design they’d have much more effective murderbots much sooner

They did, and we do.

There's several different autonomous tanks and sentryguns that'll headshot you from 2 km away right now.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

spacetoaster posted:

They did, and we do.

There's several different autonomous tanks and sentryguns that'll headshot you from 2 km away right now.

They are not trying very hard, as far as I can tell, because my head is still fully intact.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Remulak posted:

When did the NBA stop calling travel?

lol

it's called a gather step grandpa

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Why bother creating unstoppable walking humanoid deathbots when you can just build like, a cloud of small flying gun drones? Sure the resistance can shoot them down, but if they shoot, the drones will be able to triangulate the location of the shot using onboard microphones and zip over to put a mag into them. It would require connection to a network with strong computing power, but that's what Starlink is for.

Like christ the rich are poo poo at evil planning, you'd consider they'd be better since it's all they do

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Danaru posted:

Why bother creating unstoppable walking humanoid deathbots when you can just build like, a cloud of small flying gun drones? Sure the resistance can shoot them down, but if they shoot, the drones will be able to triangulate the location of the shot using onboard microphones and zip over to put a mag into them. It would require connection to a network with strong computing power, but that's what Starlink is for.

Like christ the rich are poo poo at evil planning, you'd consider they'd be better since it's all they do

Indoors, woodlands.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Drones with heatvision and railguns. Just shoot through whatever they are hiding in

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Danaru posted:

Why bother creating unstoppable walking humanoid deathbots when you can just build like, a cloud of small flying gun drones? Sure the resistance can shoot them down, but if they shoot, the drones will be able to triangulate the location of the shot using onboard microphones and zip over to put a mag into them. It would require connection to a network with strong computing power, but that's what Starlink is for.

Like christ the rich are poo poo at evil planning, you'd consider they'd be better since it's all they do

That's not as cool a way to control the workers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8GtxV8-aI&t=74s

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Shame Boy posted:

Rebranding socialism as "super-capitalism" is a great idea tbh

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Why use drones when dogs already work so great?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Oh so it's rebranded national socialism, cool

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I've always seen our brutal police state future as less ed-209 and much closer to judge dredd. Much cheaper to hose the blood off a suit of full body armour than it is to build a new robot

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Life is cheap, Giant death robots aren't.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

the sex ghost posted:

I've always seen our brutal police state future as less ed-209 and much closer to judge dredd. Much cheaper to hose the blood off a suit of full body armour than it is to build a new robot

agreed. i only see killbot poo poo being a thing if they can pull off robot servants and farmers at the same time. until then they need proles.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
At least the robot cops won't care if I dont thank them for their service or expect free stuff everywhere they go

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

the sex ghost posted:

At least the robot cops won't care if I dont thank them for their service or expect free stuff everywhere they go

Just remembered that cop who made a video crying in their car scared for their life because their egg mcmuffin took a while to get made and therefore it must be an Antifa plot

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

the sex ghost posted:

At least the robot cops won't care if I dont thank them for their service or expect free stuff everywhere they go

Don't worry those will be programmed in.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Danaru posted:

Why bother creating unstoppable walking humanoid deathbots when you can just build like, a cloud of small flying gun drones? Sure the resistance can shoot them down, but if they shoot, the drones will be able to triangulate the location of the shot using onboard microphones and zip over to put a mag into them. It would require connection to a network with strong computing power, but that's what Starlink is for.

Like christ the rich are poo poo at evil planning, you'd consider they'd be better since it's all they do

What planning? The hyper rich are literally the most incompetent people on the planet. The only reason they're still on top is the system, whose sole purpose is to grow these peoples number, is basically automated at this point.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pretty sure just giving guns to some impoverished guys will always be cheaper and easier than robots

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



Colonel Cancer posted:

Pretty sure just giving guns to some impoverished guys will always be cheaper and easier than robots

but then you have to worry about the dirty poors turning on you. i guess exploding collars are an option tho....

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oneiros posted:

but then you have to worry about the dirty poors turning on you. i guess exploding collars are an option tho....

Self maintenance, reproduction and survivability in every biome you'll ever need to be not good enough for you?!?

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