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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
long pork

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perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Uh, is that an entire bird, or just its severed head

also i made myself a cake that looks like it was runover by a car, but will probably taste good

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Uh, is that an entire bird, or just its severed head

also i made myself a cake that looks like it was runover by a car, but will probably taste good
that is one full bird

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


You only have four fingers, and a bird?

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You only have four fingers, and a bird?
i'm a simpson

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020


:stoked:

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

also i made myself a cake that looks like it was runover by a car, but will probably taste good

:yeeclaw:

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
so i don't leave people hanging, the cake did in fact taste good

perepelki posted:

i'm a simpson

no, you're funny and culturally relevant

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i'm listening to the trump call, and this orange motherfucker has been babbling for 11 minutes straight

someone talking for that long during a meeting wouldn't fly at my little rinky dink outfit. this motherfucker hasn't had to lead a productive meeting in his life. loving born with a silver spoon in his mouth and the entire world on a platter

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i'm listening to the trump call, and this orange motherfucker has been babbling for 11 minutes straight

someone talking for that long during a meeting wouldn't fly at my little rinky dink outfit. this motherfucker hasn't had to lead a productive meeting in his life. loving born with a silver spoon in his mouth and the entire world on a platter

I truly don't know how you managed to listen for 11 minutes.

I can barely makes is more than a few seconds listening to that man's voice before wanting to hurl something through my speakers.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I truly don't know how you managed to listen for 11 minutes.

I can barely makes is more than a few seconds listening to that man's voice before wanting to hurl something through my speakers.

it was worth it for trump bitchily telling a jewish guy on the call that he must be a good lawyer because his last name sounds right

the man just really is a class act

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
im glad my last few months in the army i won't have to see his face on the walls anymore. just a consistent daily reminder that americans are horrible

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
on 1/19 you should take a sharpie around base and see if you can draw a hitler mustache or a dick on any of the portraits without getting caught

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Homura and Sickle posted:

im glad my last few months in the army i won't have to see his face on the walls anymore. just a consistent daily reminder that americans are horrible

i thought you guys wanted to get rid of the monarchy but you do the same thing with the sitting president that we do with the queen

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Homura and Sickle posted:

im glad my last few months in the army i won't have to see his face on the walls anymore. just a consistent daily reminder that americans are horrible
lol that sounds like psychological torture

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/5-ingredient-vegemite-pasta-recipe/

gonna make this

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

perepelki posted:

lol that sounds like psychological torture

its such a hideous photo of an already hideous poo poo too



i dont think they've bother to put a picture up in the chain of command for whoever the interim secretary of defense. i don't even know who it is, i don't think anyone does. at least esper's parting shot was legalizing wearing shorts / yoga pants at the px

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
gently caress, nyt needle is making me hope

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

gently caress, nyt needle is making me hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49M10VIXPk4

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
this year is still going to suck hard, but my god if this night hasn't made me the happiest i've been in a long time

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Homura and Sickle posted:

its such a hideous photo of an already hideous poo poo too



i dont think they've bother to put a picture up in the chain of command for whoever the interim secretary of defense. i don't even know who it is, i don't think anyone does. at least esper's parting shot was legalizing wearing shorts / yoga pants at the px

I got to look at Obama. I know you did aswell,

Did people actually pray / touch / w.e else chuds near the loving chain of command trump portrait like i've been told by other people who reenlisted

I know people were very happy about the Mattis photo and it went up very quickly in marine bases.

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

thank you, I really needed this today

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Glutes Are Great posted:

thank you, I really needed this today
:sympathy:

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

are they as grumpy as they look?

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

V. Illych L. posted:

are they as grumpy as they look?
absolutely not. they love life

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


the last time my state had two democratic senators, i was a baby.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I got to look at Obama. I know you did aswell,

Did people actually pray / touch / w.e else chuds near the loving chain of command trump portrait like i've been told by other people who reenlisted

I know people were very happy about the Mattis photo and it went up very quickly in marine bases.

it was definitely different on the enlisted side so i can't speak to that but outside of a few freaks the officer corps pretty much universally reviled him in my experience

e: i will say that when he came to our post to sign the ndaa in a dumb photo op and my battalion was tasked to do it they only wanted volunteers who can stand being in the same room as him vs just tasking people

Homura and Sickle fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jan 6, 2021

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


avs, i break down i see youre right

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


its clear all the only thing that makes sense is avshalom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttEMYvpoR-k

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


lets date and ignore how bad posts can be and hallelujah

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
they're storming the capitol

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
boy, this sucks poo poo

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

This might be the stupidest way to go down

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Berke Negri posted:

lets date and ignore how bad posts can be and hallelujah
i shall lay eggs in your pristine rear end

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔
Edit: Wrong thread for this

Blackula Vs. Tarantula fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 7, 2021

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perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

Edit: Wrong thread for this
:justpost:

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