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Kazinsal posted:I wonder how they choose which researchers get assigned to the obscenely deadly skips. You don't want to assign the new junior researchers, because then you'll never get any senior researchers. You don't want to assign the senior researchers, because then you'll run out of senior researchers. You end up with the researcher equivalent of Cohen the Barbarian, the people who have survived to old age despite facing insanely dangerous SCPs over and over again and have come out the far side with extremely good instincts.
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Black August posted:I don't peg D-Class as ever doing janitorial duty. Way way way too dangerous to let untrained just walk in with a mop. You need teams. Specific, informed, trained, experienced teams who can handle a thousand abnormalities and their esoteric cleaning requirements. You need specific in-house teams who only service SCPs at a single vital/hidden Site. You can't get around cleaning. You never can, and never will, which tells me that there is a deadly serious and hard working strata of employees in a janitorial union who do it all; scrubbing the toilets, making the break room coffee maker nice, wiping away the poo poo stains of Hell Gods, sanitizing thaumaturgical research equipment, vacuuming the carpets of the O5 meeting room. I found a locally-authored, self-published sci-fi novel on this topic, "Janitor 51." It is exactly as you would expect from that description and title.
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Splicer posted:Oh hey look, 90% high-larious senior staff monkey cheese, 10% the actual premise. What a surprise. *shrug* Two thousand eight, what're you gonna do.
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Dareon posted:I found a locally-authored, self-published sci-fi novel on this topic, "Janitor 51." It is exactly as you would expect from that description and title. i only know the title and i'm already making jokes about cleaning up the research staff's messes incidentally this would make a great dr. who fanfic where it's just a time lord who follows around all the other ones and helps people put their lives back together
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Parahexavoctal posted:*shrug* not write a succeeding article for every future election, for one
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flatluigi posted:not write a succeeding article for every future election, for one Now you tell me. Some of them are interesting, though.
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The actual scip here is whatever causes them to write terrible political fanfiction every four years.
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Just caught this one https://twitter.com/mariannefavro/status/1345723045164404737 SCP-202025  Class: Keter 
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Tunicate posted:Just caught this one just thinking about how this may well prove to have been the face of death for one or more real actual people not a good feeling i have to say e: going to repost this in a warhammer thread. "lol."
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Sleekly posted:https://twitter.com/rodeoman/status/1344694775224565760?s=19 When I first saw this tweet I read 'run' as 'turn' and it would make a very good SCP. Not people becoming Tony Hawk but a contagious meme that convinces people that it is a real possibility and then they post about what precautions they'd take.
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Any good recentish articles in the old style EG Here is a strangely unsettling object what does spooky things?
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Parahexavoctal posted:Some of them are interesting, though. Not gonna lie, the picture/reveal of Containment Tool 128C made me lol.
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Tunicate posted:Just caught this one i was in this loving emergency room on the 29th, i got a call from the covid people yesterday loving cursed, jesus christ e: i didn't catch covid, fortunately freemandela has a new favorite as of 09:19 on Jan 9, 2021 |
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freemandela posted:i was in this loving emergency room on the 29th, i got a call from the covid people yesterday it appears the amnestics are functioning properly
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I wonder how many anomalies this forum is responsible for during its 21 and change years of operation. It is most certainly a not insubstantial count.
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http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-173 posted:1.DO NOT contact or negotiate Izumi Kato about anything related to "SCP-173". I love how this reads like it's part of the SCP. I wonder what terrible apocalyptic event was narrowly averted the last time someone tried to negotiate a commercial license for SCP-173 images?
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StratGoatCom posted:I wonder how many anomalies this forum is responsible for during its 21 and change years of operation. It is most certainly a not insubstantial count. i mean, slenderman alone is enough to just assume SCP employees post here in relevant universes
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Eox posted:Groverhaus might be Euclid but it sure as poo poo isn't Euclidean Day 69 14:52 [static] ...ing drywall... it's all... load bearing drywall no further communications
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StratGoatCom posted:We all know the Black Science stuff got shut down when Lowtax got visited by an MTF. e: You probably could get some SCPs out of ideas like community radicalization in particular forums, the development of intricate jargon, the tale of permabanned user n-stomper58, etc.
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What was the scp where humanity was slowly losing the ability to do many things that were considered essential to the human experience, like dreaming in color, and communicating telepathically, and flight?
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Phy posted:What was the scp where humanity was slowly losing the ability to do many things that were considered essential to the human experience, like dreaming in color, and communicating telepathically, and flight? 4228 partially fits.
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No, that was exactly the one I was trying to remember, thank you!
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That one is great, yeah.
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What the absolute gently caress is this 5004 bullshit???
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something written when at least one person found trump hilarious
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:What the absolute gently caress is this 5004 bullshit??? flatluigi posted:something written when at least one person found trump hilarious "Powerful wizard Ruth Bader Ginsberg" is now a bit of a meme. Edit: If you want an actually good SCP article that's absurdist political humor, an old version of 5221 was great... but taken down because it was apparently plagiarized. 
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PMush Perfect posted:Edit: If you want an actually good SCP article that's absurdist political humor, an old version of 5221 was great... but taken down because it was apparently plagiarized. Aw, drat, that's why it disappeared? I went to look for it and found what seems like a really long tales-on-mainlist O5 drama piece in the 5221 slot.
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I just got an ad on Instagram for some SCP art books. How does that work with the original writers and copyright? https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/scp-foundation-artbooks
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PMush Perfect posted:"Powerful wizard Ruth Bader Ginsberg" is now a bit of a meme. That entire article is worth it for Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Grand Arcanist of Brooklyn, the Witch of Washington, the Arch-Arcanist of Jurisprudence!
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I remember reading that big ol' article, isn't it really about some devil built into the White House and :trump: is more the guy who's there right now, like that Death Note chapter the dude wrote in 2018?IUG posted:I just got an ad on Instagram for some SCP art books. How does that work with the original writers and copyright?
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Nessus posted:I remember reading that big ol' article, isn't it really about some devil built into the White House and :trump: is more the guy who's there right now, like that Death Note chapter the dude wrote in 2018? Yeah, something like there's a keter-grade extradimensional reality bender under DC and donnie smallhands is such an immense reality sink he counters it.
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Kazinsal posted:Yeah, something like there's a keter-grade extradimensional reality bender under DC and donnie smallhands is such an immense reality sink he counters it. We defeated the demon... but at what cost?
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Kazinsal posted:Yeah, something like there's a keter-grade extradimensional reality bender under DC and donnie smallhands is such an immense reality sink he counters it.
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I think the one where they have to send an MTF to shoot their way into the whitehouse to make him scratch his nose is better.
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OwlFancier posted:I think the one where they have to send an MTF to shoot their way into the whitehouse to make him scratch his nose is better.
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I feel like the Trump jokes in 5004 are too easy and lazy. And the worship over Robert Mueller (“greatest investigatory mind of a generation”) is kinda embarrassing, especially after that whole thing ended up being a wet fart. The article’s humor was pretty aged when it was first posted, and it’s only gotten worse in the past year.
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