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Hey man don't feel bad. It's really fun and I'm enjoying learning about a surprisingly nuanced and dark kids book I missed at the time.
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S'all good, have a good day at the Yeerk Pool and be sure to soak up plenty of kandrona.
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 12:03 |
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Epicurius posted:Sorry, everybody. I don't like doing it, but I've got to miss tonight. More animorphs tomorrow, I promise. Inexcusable, I will be complaining to the forums managers
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 22:40 |
Ytlaya posted:Inexcusable, I will be complaining to the forums managers Visser Three will be hearing about this!
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 23:17 |
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Andalite FOOOOOLS
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 23:33 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Visser Three will be hearing about this! Do YOU want to be the one to tell him our source of intel on the Andalite bandits has gone dark? Better to just make up some plausible-sounding reports until the posting resumes. "And on Wednesday, we were all set to infest a youth pastor who would start a pipeline to the Sharing, but the ceremony was interrupted by a gorilla who carried him off under one arm...and the sacramental wine under another."
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 00:06 |
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I have returned with the stories that purport to be the memoirs of the members of the Human Resistance, so we can better understand the history of the War of the Conquest of Earth. For the glory of the Yeerk Empire, the Emperor, and the Council of Thirteen! Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 19 quote:Into the hangar we thundered! That last person is the one I identify with. quote:It was nuts. But the truth is, in a weird way, it was fun, too. Minneapolis Max was running. And when he was running, he felt fine. Every nerve in my big horse body was tingling. I was incredibly alive with fear and excitement and the lust for competition. I wasn’t some plow horse! I was a running fool. I was a born and bred champion! A big, tough, dominant stallion! That was kind of anti-climactic. Chapter 20 quote:It was getting dark by the time we walked away, none the wiser, from the Most Secret Place On Earth. The horse-Controllers walked glumly away into the Dry Lands. We shadowed them, keeping just a little distance. We’d been in morph for more than an hour. But Jake decided we should stay a while longer. Tobias is just that guy who likes to drop random Shakespeare quotes. quote:<Actually …> Ax began. Then he stopped. Right. Poor Jillay Nine-Two-Six, died in a totally unpredictable accident outside of the Visser's control. He really is the worst boss. quote:He was enraged. And Visser Three mad is beyond dangerous. His horse-Controllers backed away as far as they dared. This book. This...oh, God, this book.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 04:56 |
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I really enjoyed an animorphs book that's heavy on Whacky Hijinks and low on gnawing existential despair
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:13 |
Poor horse dude. He died of an unavoidable accident. Thought of ants, jerked, and removed he own head.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:21 |
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The circle of poop is now complete. They found out the horses were Controllers because of poop, the secret alien object was an alien toilet, and they are saved by Cassie pooping. This books is very dumb.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:31 |
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I like that Cassie poopping in front of the Yeerks also served no purpose since Visser three orders them killed anyway.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 10:57 |
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 21quote:We got out of horse morph and into bird morph and flew home. Yeah, they're devious. quote:I finished making my sandwich and went upstairs. My room was a disaster area. I am not a neat person. I went to my desk, moved some of my junk aside to clear a work space and opened my binder to find my - Backup plan? This whole thing is based on Yeerk impatience. The original plan and Visser Three's backup plan. Chapter 22 quote:The Gardens is a combination zoo and amusement park. The two sections are separate, of course. Roller coasters and bumper cars on one side of an artificial lagoon, and animal habitats on the other. Yet another example of the author's Lord of the Rings love. quote:I’d spent the day researching on the Internet, just to be totally sure. There was no Gondor Industries. It was a fake corporation. I was totally prepared and proud of myself for being so smart. Yep, this is going great. Happy New Years everyone!
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 04:15 |
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quote:“Or as a backup plan, we could threaten to take her in to Father Banion for a family discussion about intimacy.” That was my dad’s suggestion. Wait... Cassie's family are Catholic?
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 04:34 |
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Happy New Year! In the previous two chapters, I like the juxtaposition between Ax's smugness at Andalite superiority and his embarrassment over the space toilet. Marco posted:<For future reference, all you have to do is subtract twelve,> Marco said. This book taught kid me how to understand military time!
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 04:40 |
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freebooter posted:Wait... Cassie's family are Catholic? Apparently! HisMajestyBOB posted:In the previous two chapters, I like the juxtaposition between Ax's smugness at Andalite superiority and his embarrassment over the space toilet. It was a very old model. They have better ones now.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 04:56 |
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Man, I don't remember the events of this book at all. I know I read much later into the series, including some more Megamorphs and alien books, and my dad and I watched the X-Files constantly and Independence Day was a recent release, so I wonder why this book apparently left no impression on me.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 07:46 |
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 23quote:Never trust anything to luck. He has another one. quote:“Sorry!” It's an action scene done for laughs. Not really a lot to say about it on my part. Chapter 24 quote:We ran for the House of Horrors, bare wet feet SLAP-SLAP-SLAPPING all the way. It was halfway across the amusement park. I was panting and sweating and holding my sides from the pain by the time we got there. I can believe that Captain Torrelli has never joked in his life. quote:We passed beneath the flying ghosts. And that’s when the ride got weird. Really weird. So, fight in the House of Horrors.
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# ? Jan 2, 2021 05:24 |
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quote:“You know, basically that was fun,” Marco said. Marco rocks
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# ? Jan 2, 2021 05:39 |
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 25quote:Have you ever known something was going to happen right before it did happen? It almost seems like you’re psychic. But usually it’s just that your brain has put things together and figured something out. This is maybe the first time Visser Three decides not to fight the Animorphs because he's focused on the mission. Good job, Visser-Three! quote:“We have to morph!” Jake hissed to me and Marco. “Into the shadows! Before the visser gets away!” I don't have a lot to say other than this won't be subtle. Chapter 26 quote:One evil Andalite-Controller and six Hork-Bajir - several of which were staggering from the wounds Rachel, Tobias, and Ax had inflicted - barreled into the neon night, dragging a helpless Captain Torrelli. We were talking, back when The Gardens were first introduced, how they were probably modeled after Busch Gardens, being a combination amusement park/zoo. Busch Gardens, unfortunately, doesn't have any relationship with Looney Tunes/Warner Brothers. Six Flags does, though. quote:I ran full-out. I was faster than Rachel. I had more endurance than Jake. The Yeerks were moving swiftly, straight toward the parade. Ax was to die of massive whiplash..... quote:And Tobias was using all his speed and agility to tear at the visser’s vulnerable Andalite stalk eyes. Skrit-Na.
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 04:58 |
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What even is this book.
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 05:30 |
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I totally thought this book ended on the Andalite toilet so this whole segment feels completely new and bonkers to me
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 07:18 |
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Tree Bucket posted:What even is this book. I guess Cassie did get run over by a
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 07:23 |
The Bug Fighters took off in full view of everyone? What the gently caress?
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 10:29 |
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Epicurius posted:I don't have a lot to say other than this won't be subtle. Even only at book 14 I have to really marvel at how many people have been exposed to bizarre happenings at this point. If the series ends with the Yeerks vanquished and the story of the Animorphs becomes public knowledge - they write memoirs or whatever - there would be so many people in SoCal who'd be able to point at various incidents and be like, "oh, that was me! I was there!" There's everybody here at the Gardens tonight, plus off the top of my head: - Lady who escaped Yeerk pool - Circus getting trashed by elephant - Car dealership getting trashed by elephant - Old man and thugs mugging him who get attacked by gorilla - Everybody on the set of that breakfast show in book 12 - Racehorse trainers with blue horse - Jockey with talking horse And probably dozens or hundreds I'm forgetting. It would be, like, if you hadn't encountered the Animorphs at some point during this period you'd feel like you missed out.
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 10:42 |
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Uninfested social studies teacher losing sleep over if that time they gave Marco a week of detention hurt the war effort. How many lives were lost because of it?
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 21:33 |
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 27quote:The official story in the newspaper and on the local TV news was that a group of pranksters had dressed up as monsters and vandalized the House of Horrors. And so that's how The Unknown ends, not with a bang, but with a bucket. This book was...I don't even know what this book was. It had its moments, but I'm not really a big fan, and I don't really know why. It was good to see a lighter book, and one that, like, somebody said, was relatively free of trauma. But Captain Torelli's obliviousness got on my nerves more than anything, and I find myself less tolerant of poop jokes than I probably would have been at 11. So the next book is The Escape. It's a Marco book. Don't want to tell you much more than that, but it's a ride.
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# ? Jan 4, 2021 05:07 |
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The next book is an odd one because I remember it being important but also I remember virtually nothing about it! Except Tobias' hilariously botched attempt to acquire a dolphin
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# ? Jan 4, 2021 06:03 |
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Soup du Jour posted:I totally thought this book ended on the Andalite toilet so this whole segment feels completely new and bonkers to me
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# ? Jan 4, 2021 08:24 |
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Fritzler posted:When this book started I had no recollection of it. Once the kids got interviewed for first time and gave fake names, I remembered the book but totally thought it ended with the toilet as well. My memory was they realized it was just a toilet and wouldn't help the Yeerks so they let them do whatever they wanted there. This is more much more wild than that. Yeah I had exactly the same reaction. I don't remember any of the business at The Gardens. It's largely disposable silly fluff, which isn't surprising given these were targeted at like, eight year-olds. It's just that when you've already had the heroes engage in a deadly battle with ants and get eaten and poo poo this comes off a little light. We did pretty much brush past the part where the Animorphs and Visser Three's Hork-Bajir Crew were posing as rival displays in a haunted house and I think that's an astounding idea.
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# ? Jan 4, 2021 13:45 |
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I have no idea if a gorilla wielding a rattlesnake as a whip would work if they were both on the same page about it but I love it. Marco wearing Ax like a necklace out of the fight is
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# ? Jan 4, 2021 18:33 |
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I like to imagine the head of Scholastic ducking into the office after receiving troubling reports of twelve-year-olds reading about depression, guilt and eviscerations. To which KAA responds, "what? nothing to see here! I'm just writing this ZANY book about pooping horses, alien toilets and a wacky chase through a fun-fair!!" e: also, persistent
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 00:29 |
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As we went through the book I did end up remembering bits and pieces (The toilet reveal, the haunted house encounter), but this was definitely one of the weirdest and wackiest books thus far.
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 00:37 |
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Animorphs-Book 15:The Escape-Chapter 1quote:My name is Marco. Err....don't listen to him. Having a Yeerk in your head is great! You'd love it! It's like having a friend who cares about you all the time! That's if there were Yeerks, which there aren't. But I know a great place you can find friends! It's called the Sharing! You should join! <please...please help me....> quote:People with Yeerks in their heads are called Controllers. Human-Controllers, if the Yeerk has taken over a human. Hork-Bajir-Controllers, when the victim is a Hork-Bajir. Although pretty much all Hork-Bajir are Controllers, so we don’t really bother to say “Hork-Bajir-Controllers.” So this is obviously the Rain Forest Cafe. If you've never been to one, it's pretty much like it's described in the book here. It's standard fast casual food; burgers, sandwiches, pasta, chicken, ribs. It's pretty much the stuff you'd find in an Applebees or a TGIFridays. It's all done in a jungle/rainforest theme, though, with animatronic animals, sound effects, and things like that. No live parrots, I don't think quote:Which annoyed Cassie. It annoyed her so badly she had come to me and asked, “Marco, what can I do to save those poor birds? They aren’t allowed any dignity!” So the first chapter, as always, is our introduction to the series, something we've seen in every book thus far, but at least we're promised a wacky parrot adventure. And, of course, it's the standard. "Now, guys, we've been given a special weapon by Prince Elfangor here to fight the Yeerks. It was his dying wish that we got this. We can never use morphing for anything other than fighting the Yeerks. It's a sacred trust and it would be a betrayal of the trust we put in us to use this frivolously.' "Got it! We're going to go morph to avenge some parrots' dignity now." Chapter 2 quote:Most people would think morphing into an animal is fun. And I guess it is. But what it is, more than fun, is terrifying. And bizarre. And extreme. You know, we haven't had body horror in a while. Thanks, book! quote:I looked out at my friends through sharply focused eyes. Not quite hawk eyes, but better than human vision. You know when Erek shows up, that means good news right there!
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 04:47 |
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Even as a kid I thought Rainforest Cafes were cheesy and pretentious as poo poo and never quite felt comfortable whenever we’d go to one. When the one that used to be in the big mall we’d go to on and off got ripped out and replaced by an Old Navy I was like “Oh, jeez, wow, that’s just tooooo bad ” It’s definitely a franchise on the decline, as evidenced by its Wikipedia page listing more closed locations than currently active ones.
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:25 |
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I remember this bit, but this is the first I'm learning that Rainforest Cafe was a real franchise. Marco calling it cool and comparing it to Disneyworld feels very '90s and very much a provincial 13-year-old's opinion. Other thoughts: quote:Now, sure, way down inside she’s also insecure, scared by her own inability to fit in, and way too pressured to live up to her own high standards. Impossible to tell whether this is Marco speculating/partially projecting, or whether Applegate feels like because Marco is the smart perceptive one she can just put her feet up and give a 100% honest character run-down from her own notes in the obligatory introduction chapter. I like that. quote:And on a nice Wednesday afternoon after school, I was at the mall with the others, doing just that: having fun. And we weren’t at the usual, everyday mall. This was the new, massive Mega Mall they’d built across town.
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 09:35 |
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Rain Forest Cafes were one of those very 90s trying to be environmentally sensitive and aware things that were well intentioned but, uh, probably weren't much effective in practice. I almost miss that naive kind of enthusiasm twenty years and change later.
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 22:49 |
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The authors were living in Minneapolis while writing these books, a few hours from where I grew up. The Rainforest Cafe in the Mall of America there did used to have live parrots hanging out for regular presentations in the 90s - it always made me think of this book! I'm pretty sure the Paul Bunyan-themed log ride in the Gardens from the last book is a reference to the Paul Bunyan log ride in that same mall, featuring the shaky-looking Paul and absolutely terrifying Babe as described (Also sorry, best picture I could find has them in themed costumes for Hulk Hogan's pasta restaurant (???) so there's more weird 90s nostalgia for you): I've read some interviews where the authors said they made choices like having Tobias turn into a red-tailed hawk, which is very common, so that kids could see elements from the books in their own lives and have their imagination inspired. These kinds of recognizable-to-a-kid landmarks were cool to see in books I enjoyed when I was young!
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 23:06 |
is that called PASTAMANIA!!! please tell me it is
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 23:13 |
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That appears to be the case!
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# ? May 25, 2024 00:59 |
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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