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Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Bitch-King of Analmar: No man can finish me!


Ooooohhhhhwyn: I AM NO MAN!

No man can top me.

:agesilaus: I am no man.

*tightens the straps on a westernesse forged strapon*

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't get why they didn't just ride the eagles

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't get why they didn't just ride the eagles

Because you gotta have vigorous consent to ride this.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


christmas boots posted:

Tell me where is Gandalf? For I much desire to gently caress him
'Much desire to sleep with him' was right there :mad:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

You post like leetle baby. Observe:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Scarodactyl posted:

'Much desire to sleep with him' was right there :mad:

Ain’t no sleeping going on in Elf House

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Trevor Hale posted:

No man can top me.

:agesilaus: I am no man.

*tightens the straps on a westernesse forged strapon*

Yours is better :tipshat:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What about Frodo and Sam getting high by smoking (pipe)weed and murdering each other while Pippin waits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc99nX_eN2k&t=348s

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Because that's just the Journey of the Sorcerer.
Time is an illusion. Second breakfast doubly so.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Yours is better :tipshat:

My friend. You bow to no man.


*Eowyn winks at you*

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Cock Muff

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sestze posted:

it was an endeavor entirely based on xenophobia, "little britain" mentality, and hubris put together by the worst of the upper eschalons of British nobility, I don't think there's any way this could've not been a total fuckup.

edit: what a terrible snipe, here, have a picture of one of the architects of brexit, jacob rees-mogg



Tree Bucket posted:

How many of this gentleman's ancestors are each other?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't get why they didn't just ride the eagles

A wizard "did it."

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
I’m judging all of you right now

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

elise the great posted:

I’m judging all of you right now

No one is more qualified to judge this subject

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Pirate Radar posted:

No one is more qualified to judge this subject

i am, see my red text

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Arivia posted:

i am, see my red text

Are the wizards, Tolkien or the orcs the nazis now?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


elise the great posted:

I’m judging all of you right now

many that mock deserve judgement, and some that judge deserve mockery. will you give it to them, elise?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Outrail posted:

Are the wizards, Tolkien or the orcs the nazis now?

Tolkien’s an old white cishet dude so definitely him

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Pirate Radar posted:

No one is more qualified to judge this subject

Well, more like nobody has less room to judge anyone, but here I am judging. Come on folks, bring me Nazgul cooter or fold em

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Elise the All-Cats-Are-Grey? GIVE US YOUR DICKWIZARDY THAT WE MAY BETTER OUR LOWER EARTHS!

CAST YOUR ELF DILDOS INTO THE FLAMES OF MOUNT POON!



Also, unrelated and out of context:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’ll eat shishkabobs off the sword of Damascus on mars if I want to BIATCH! :woop:

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Scarodactyl posted:

'Much desire to sleep with him' was right there :mad:

That was also the line in the original video, if it helps.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Dammerung posted:

That was also the line in the original video, if it helps.
Which original video were you watching?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Radagast, the blown wizard

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Elise the All-Cats-Are-Grey? GIVE US YOUR DICKWIZARDY THAT WE MAY BETTER OUR LOWER EARTHS!

CAST YOUR ELF DILDOS INTO THE FLAMES OF MOUNT POON!

Yeah its weird not seeing it by now, that elf dick essay was a masterpiece. I'm not linking to it but I have had interesting results feeding it to a GPT-3 text generator bot to see what happens.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Syd Midnight posted:

Yeah its weird not seeing it by now, that elf dick essay was a masterpiece. I'm not linking to it but I have had interesting results feeding it to a GPT-3 text generator bot to see what happens.

:justpost:

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Scarodactyl posted:

Which original video were you watching?

poo poo, my bad, I thought it was in the original "They've taken the Hobbits to Isengard," but evidently it's still just "speak" with him. I thought there was some audio manipulation going on, but there wasn't. It's been a while, what can I say? :v:

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
the silmarils were the original jo crystals, created in fëanor's seething after galadriel denied him her hair to sniff

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://youtu.be/tnSBIr0Yfhk?t=49

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

90s Cringe Rock posted:

the silmarils were the original jo crystals, created in fëanor's seething after galadriel denied him her hair to sniff

senior woodchuck extended universe

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
the correct term is legendarium

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



90s Cringe Rock posted:

Time is an illusion. Second breakfast doubly so.

You are a beautiful person.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

EorayMel posted:

[LOTR] Do you think Peter Jackson is a goon?

Sacrilicious posted:

Okay guys, I just got back from seeing The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and I just noticed something. You remember the scene where Gollum is talking to himself? Well there's one part where the nice Gollum says something and then the mean Gollum is like "What?" I know it's kinda hard to communicate that particular catchphrase outside of an internet forum but something about the way he said it made me think of the "what" catchphrase that is used here on the forums. Anyone else pick up on that? Anyway I could be wrong but I've got a feeling that Peter Jackson (the director) is indeed a goon. Or possibly just the guy who played the voice of Gollum? What do you guys think?

Sexual Pushups posted:

ya and then all the trees were attacking isengard and saruman was all "why you throw rock"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I had my suspicions when Gandalf asked Saruman if he was protected

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Five manbabies for the goon-kings, under the ground floor

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Bitch-King of Analmar: No man can finish me!


Ooooohhhhhwyn: I AM NO MAN!

A sore day...a red day...ere the rear end rises! Ride now!...Ride now!...Ride! Ride to ruin and the butt's ending!

DIIIIIIICK!

DIIIIIIICK!

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I may or may not have a personal stake in ripping on hentai anime games since my brother in law spends all day jerking off to them and he's sleeping in my caravan while he does it.

(check the thread for more)


GotLag posted:

Loss of taste is a symptom of COVID

pentyne has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Jan 4, 2021

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Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Failed Imagineer posted:

I know it was actually Michael Chiklis, but when I try to imagine Vic Mackey I just picture Dean Norris. Try it yourself, it's a fun game I like to call "Imagine Vic Mackey"

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