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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Johnny Aztec posted:

well, you only need one lith.

Tootsie Pops are triliths, says Mr. Owl.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

As above, so below.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Jan 4, 2021

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Police leaders say recruitment pool never better

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I never figured out that McDonalds are full on anarchists bent on destroying the U.S.army one gut at a time.
:aaa:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

I never figured out that McDonalds are full on anarchists bent on destroying the U.S.army one gut at a time.
:aaa:


#imronald

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Rome on right, whatever the gently caress Mussolini was doing on left

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Is there a thread that collects Brexit headlines like this so we can laugh at Leave voters

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
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from Slovakia's premier arse manufacturer, Sex Arse Industries

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I have no sex arses but I must squart

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I have no sex arses but I must squart

nooo i dont like thinking about that

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:monocle:

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006


Lol what a loser.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

ey yo new weevil just dropped

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1346259697251205120

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't see why one can't back out, there's plenty of other ways to ensure your child will grow up hating you.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Evilreaver posted:

ey yo new weevil just dropped

Check the date, 5 other weevils have come out since that disastrous launch

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Seems like it would avoid a lot of work to skip all the name change steps and just name it Adult from the beginning.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Sex Arse Supremo Brian

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Change one to Super Baby

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Lobok posted:

Seems like it would avoid a lot of work to skip all the name change steps and just name it Adult from the beginning.

No it's Baby, like the kid from Baby Driver. Every song is about them you know!!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Garrand posted:

Change one to Super Baby

:hmmyes: Or Best Baby, even if the other one goes for Infinitely Better Baby they can never win

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Babius Maximus

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Tabloids often make up bombastic headlines that cover an actual mundane story, not this time.:barf:


quote:

"she bought me and my husband plates with jellied meat."

She added: "I remember it well because my husband said let's not eat it, you never know what it was made from, and now it looks like he was right."


quote:

They had often complained about her killing local cats, but had never suspected her of also killing people.

Where is H.P. Lovecraft when you need him?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Kill them all.
https://nypost.com/2021/01/05/mommy-influencers-feud-over-similar-bizarre-baby-names/

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Obviously a REAL influencer would've gone with Baybeigh.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Oh Baby, Baby, how was I supposed to know, that something wasn't right here...

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

she looks like a fuckin romulan

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


When I was just a baby,
My mama told me, "Son,
Always be a baby
Don't ever be a gun."

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Scarodactyl posted:

When I was just a baby,
My mama told me, "Son,
Always be a baby
Don't ever be a gun."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj64226m_LU

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Obviously a REAL influencer would've gone with Baybeigh.

Baby McBabeface

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

It's been done.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Tabloids often make up bombastic headlines that cover an actual mundane story, not this time.:barf:



Where is H.P. Lovecraft when you need him?

I always knew aspic was evil.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Never a better time to pull out the Is It Kosher? Card to get out of the social politeness contract (we need a barfing rabbi smilie)

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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