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would eat that tbh, probably not in islamabad tho
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Look at this racist who won't eat the Butt Pizza. For shame!
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Jan 4, 2021 12:10
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€7.50 pepperoni pizza from my local place. It's fine... but why put the cheese over the pepperonis?
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Jan 4, 2021 12:53
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His Divine Shadow posted:€7.50 pepperoni pizza from my local place. It's fine... but why put the cheese over the pepperonis? Gotta make sure you can take all the cheese off in one push from all that pepperoni grease
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Jan 4, 2021 14:54
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His Divine Shadow posted:€7.50 pepperoni pizza from my local place. It's fine... but why put the cheese over the pepperonis? A lot of places do that. Especially if they layer pepperoni and cheese. 
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Jan 4, 2021 16:34
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I like it, keeps the thin slices from drying out.
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Jan 4, 2021 16:34
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His Divine Shadow posted:€7.50 pepperoni pizza from my local place. It's fine... but why put the cheese over the pepperonis? they don't slice the pizza for you over there?
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Jan 4, 2021 16:37
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TheAardvark posted:they don't slice the pizza for you over there? Not a thing in most (?) parts of Europe.
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Jan 4, 2021 16:38
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Hedenius posted:Not a thing in most (?) parts of Europe. That's weird. I pay those assholes to do that for me. 
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Jan 4, 2021 16:42
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Lol if you don't have Esteban roll up the entire disc and shove it down you're throat.
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Jan 4, 2021 16:43
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By popular demand posted:Lol if you don't have Esteban roll up the entire disc and shove it down you're throat. Who the hell is Esteban? Are you... cheating... on your manservant Enrique?!
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Jan 4, 2021 16:50
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Hedenius posted:Not a thing in most (?) parts of Europe. Fuckin shameful
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Jan 4, 2021 17:02
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Also lol if you only got one manservent.
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Jan 4, 2021 17:06
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okay kids its time for the pizza party!!! did everyone bring their pizzånknifenånmesser?
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Jan 4, 2021 17:10
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"pie" what a dumb loving thing to call a pizza
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Jan 4, 2021 17:12
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 Just finishing the chopper pre-flight checklist.
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Jan 4, 2021 17:14
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lilbeefer posted:"pie"  what a dumb thing to call that a pizza
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Jan 4, 2021 17:15
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TheAardvark posted:okay kids its time for the pizza party!!! did everyone bring their pizzånknifenånmesser? Get me my poop/pizza knife
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Jan 4, 2021 17:16
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ephex posted:counter-point: I think we agree
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Jan 4, 2021 17:23
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By popular demand posted:I like it, keeps the thin slices from drying out.  that "drying out" is called "cooking" otherwise it's literally just poached deli meat, smh
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Jan 4, 2021 17:49
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:
I don't think you understand what pepperoni is or what the act of baking a pizza properly does to it. Or life. Or how to dress yourself and leave your own home successfully each day.
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Jan 4, 2021 17:52
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"Steak is good, but you know what I hate? The sear"
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Jan 4, 2021 17:54
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I love french fries but I hate when they get all crispy and lightly golden browned. Give me that starchy uncooked poo poo instead
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Jan 4, 2021 17:55
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listen i already posted the height of cooked pepperoni ITT,
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Jan 4, 2021 17:57
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I love landjager but what it really needs is to be broiled for a while.
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Jan 4, 2021 17:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojMkw6lZ-PY
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Jan 4, 2021 17:57
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TheAardvark posted:listen i already posted the height of cooked pepperoni ITT,
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Jan 4, 2021 17:59
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ephex posted:counter-point: Why would you call a quiche a pizza? 
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Jan 4, 2021 18:00
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Big Beef City posted:I love landjager but what it really needs is to be broiled for a while. Oh I see you are just conflating those little dried up dog turd pepperonis with "pepperoni" as understood by pizza restaurants and identified in the picture. I bet that's a genuine misunderstanding
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Jan 4, 2021 18:01
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I don't care if my pepperoni is crispy or not. I'd prefer it not to be because by that time it's usually dried out.
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Jan 4, 2021 18:08
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TheAardvark posted:listen i already posted the height of cooked pepperoni ITT, i drink the pepperoni grease holding it like a fine wine glass
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Jan 4, 2021 18:15
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its amazing how pepperoni naturally evolved this tendency to reach towards the sky, generously filling with delicious grease and ensuring a swift passage through the animal and continued propagation of the species
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Jan 4, 2021 18:17
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It's probably because it's filled with fat. Most fatty meats tend to shrink and curl up a ton when they cook. So that pepperoni is a far lower quality. I hate those puck bowls filled with grease. So disgusting. That's what you find in those super cheap pizzas at the grocery store. If a pizza is too greasy I'll pat it with a paper towel but with a pizza that has those shrunken pepperoni bowls you could probably just dump it out.
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Jan 4, 2021 18:20
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actually the cupping is caused by the type of casing used, specifically the more expensive (natural) casings cause the pepperoni to contract upward when cooked. so if you're seeing the type of cupping pictured above, they're actually less likely to be cheap. the cheapest hormel poo poo doesn't curl at all
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Jan 4, 2021 18:25
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I find it hard to believe that the stuff I got at lunch in elementary school had a high quality casing.
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Jan 4, 2021 18:26
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's probably because it's filled with fat. Most fatty meats tend to shrink and curl up a ton when they cook. So that pepperoni is a far lower quality. You poor bastard you have never had ledos pizza
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Jan 4, 2021 18:26
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I find it hard to believe that the stuff I got at lunch in elementary school had a high quality casing. i'd like to see a picture of your elementary school lunch pizza with grease cups. it's hard to diagnose pizza problems via text.
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Jan 4, 2021 18:27
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TheAardvark posted:i'd like to see a picture of your elementary school lunch pizza with grease cups. it's hard to diagnose pizza problems via text.  First GIS result for "school pizza." I can't believe they served us this almost daily in high school. Schools need more funding. jesus gently caress
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Jan 4, 2021 18:30
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Ah, I see the problem. I'm pretty sure those are slices of slim jims.
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Slim Jims are made in Italian delis and hung up at the front of the store for months to age.
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