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Why do americans have such big hangups over eating pizza with utensils. I mean they do that in Italy and I can't really say there's a higher authority on pizza, aside from turkish immigrants running swedish pizzerias.
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tetsuo posted:they cut it but there's also usually silverware on the tables so people can self identify as big dumb babies. They also server other things than just straight pizza, usually.
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His Divine Shadow posted:Why do americans have such big hangups over eating pizza with utensils. I mean they do that in Italy and I can't really say there's a higher authority on pizza, aside from turkish immigrants running swedish pizzerias. There is no higher authority than Americans on Pizza. None. Nada. Zip.
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Jan 5, 2021 13:17
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Fork and knife lmao ur banned
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Jan 5, 2021 13:41
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His Divine Shadow posted:Why do americans have such big hangups over eating pizza with utensils. I mean they do that in Italy and I can't really say there's a higher authority on pizza, aside from turkish immigrants running swedish pizzerias. I almost always eat my pizza with a fork.
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Jan 5, 2021 13:59
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ninjoatse.cx posted:There is no higher authority than Americans on Pizza. None. Nada. Zip. 100% Italian pizza, and most other of their stuff, is not the same Italian you get, or at least used to get, in the US. Our stuff originated from immigrants who didn't have the old world stuff to work with so they made due with what they had. That's how you got a lot of Americanized foreign food. Sometimes it's better. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jan 5, 2021 |
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Jan 5, 2021 15:52
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Eh, its like comparing drip coffee to espresso. Both can be nice when done well with good ingredients and attention to procedure, but despite similar ingredients they're not the same thing. A good NY style slice is lovely, and an AVPN pizza can be mediocre depending on where you get it, but I'd not be comparing them side by side. Italians know this too, and sell some extremely cursed pizzas: 
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Jan 5, 2021 16:34
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The knife and fork are provided at the pizzeria table for the benefit of small children* and people with dentures. * The parents cut the food for the kids obviously
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Jan 5, 2021 16:35
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we don't need a knife and fork in America because we don't have to saw through reindeer jerky on our pizzas
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Jan 5, 2021 16:39
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Sometimes it's better. ...but sometimes it's this thread
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Jan 5, 2021 16:40
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OK so basically it's another case of american exceptionalism?
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Jan 5, 2021 16:45
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His Divine Shadow posted:OK so basically it's another case of american exceptionalism? yes. americans are exceptionally good at making, cutting, and eating pizzas.
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Jan 5, 2021 16:47
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Sometimes it's better. Usually it's pile of cheese o white bread
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Jan 5, 2021 16:48
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What the gently caress is the obsession with putting corn on pizza?
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Jan 5, 2021 17:07
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pro starcraft loser posted:What the gently caress is the obsession with putting corn on pizza? you never really eat corn you just rent it
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Jan 5, 2021 17:11
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Big Fiber at it again! 
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Jan 5, 2021 17:12
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Americans never leave their fat little hometown therefore they have no idea how much better the pizza is in the rest of the world
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Jan 5, 2021 17:27
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lilbeefer posted:Americans never leave their fat little hometown therefore they have no idea how much better the pizza is in the rest of the world just because we don't have a proud tradition of sex tourism to southeast asia doesn't mean we don't leave our hometowns, thank you
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Jan 5, 2021 17:29
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TheAardvark posted:just because we don't have a proud tradition of sex tourism to southeast asia doesn't mean we don't leave our hometowns, thank you Maybe, but American pizza is still poo poo
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Jan 5, 2021 17:38
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There’s like an infinite amount of things you could talk poo poo about the US for and you picked the only one that is objectively wrong
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Jan 5, 2021 17:41
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No, add it to the pile of poo poo things
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Jan 5, 2021 17:53
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lol so loving butt hurt about America that claiming not eating pizza with a fork and that 'all' American pizza is poo poo is 'American Exceptionalism'. Jesus Christ. lmao I'm sorry. I'm not laughing. I'm sorry. You're all better than us. Truly. Taller, stronger, smarter in every way. You've done it. lol
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Jan 5, 2021 17:54
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haha so butthurt
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Jan 5, 2021 17:55
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I like good pizza. As for bad pizza? Not so much
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Jan 5, 2021 17:57
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Guys, guys! We're allowing partisanship to tear this thread apart. Let us come together to acknowledge that bad pizza can come from anywhere just as good pizza can, set aside our utensil differences, and gawp at this kiwi fruit pizza together. Sourced from here.
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Jan 5, 2021 17:57
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I like good pizza. As for bad pizza? Not so much I'm going to need some time to reflect on this.
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Jan 5, 2021 17:59
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Hasturtium posted:Guys, guys! We're allowing partisanship to tear this thread apart. Let us come together to acknowledge that bad pizza can come from anywhere just as good pizza can, set aside our utensil differences, and gawp at this kiwi fruit pizza together. This is almost a challenge. This is one of those pizzas from the Ninja Turtles cartoons.
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Jan 5, 2021 18:03
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You take one look at it and know with certainty that it can only be from Sweden.
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Jan 5, 2021 18:04
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I like good pizza. As for bad pizza? Not so much That's the spirit. The frustrating limitation of a thread like this is that we can never be conclusive about whether these pizzas taste good. We can be 99% sure, but let's not fall for the trap of judging by looks alone.
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Jan 5, 2021 18:05
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haha drat ive been got!
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Jan 5, 2021 18:07
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Never has there been a pizza of more woe Than a pizza made in Amerigo -William Shakespeare playwrite/pizza reviewer
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Jan 5, 2021 18:09
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dr_rat posted:Never has there been a pizza of more woe William Shakespepperoni, I think you meant.
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Jan 5, 2021 18:17
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Hasturtium posted:William Shakespepperoni, I think you meant. 
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Jan 5, 2021 18:23
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Glad to see this guy is still in business
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Jan 5, 2021 19:22
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If I ever go to brazil I'm gonna find Batepapo and destroy him
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Jan 5, 2021 19:40
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That dick-through-a-pizza genre is evolving I see.
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Jan 5, 2021 19:42
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Olá! It's me, Batepapo, while you eat!
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Jan 5, 2021 19:45
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imagining Iron Chef South America where you get to pick between Pizza Batepapo and Mestre De Pizza and they're standing there all menacingly in the dark lights and your secret ingredient is... CORN! *whips sheet off 4 ft tall pile of loose corn*
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Jan 5, 2021 19:48
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TheAardvark posted:imagining Iron Chef South America where you get to pick between Pizza Batepapo and Mestre De Pizza and they're standing there all menacingly in the dark lights *table of corn gone within the hour*
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The only pizza I've had worse than was  Seriously, as someone from New York City, the whole "omg pizza from outside of NYC makes me want to vomit  " elitist poo poo is stupid & passe, but Hot & Ready pizza literally tasted like cardboard with ketchup slathered on it when I tried it. Inedible garbage.
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