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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I am honestly delighted that mike pence is going to be made to vote against trump's impeachment shortly after trump sent people to murder him

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Ash Crimson posted:

a minor disagreement

a little fracas

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Ash Crimson posted:

What else could explain the disparity? Why is England getting hit the hardest in terms of total deaths?

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Per-capita infections, and deaths, correlate with population density in/on Great Britain, differences between the nations are within the margin of error once you account for the time lag of infections moving out from the cities.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ash Crimson posted:

What else could explain the disparity? Why is England getting hit the hardest in terms of total deaths?




:iiam:

I'll be honest if you actually *do* believe nations are unitary organisms then it would explain quite a lot of your apparent worldview.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Ash Crimson is a loving idiot. Just ignore and move on

Dogatron
Jun 24, 2020

OwlFancier posted:

I mean it's sort of true, the right's base is horrible megaboomers who are all on pensions and own their former council house and get free everything and basically exist on massive amounts of state subsidy throughout their entire lives, and in return for being given flags to clap at like loving seals they want everyone else to have all of that taken away because they are absolutely loving convinced they achieved everything they have by their own hands, rather than having it given to them on a plate.

So they aren't hurt by it, because they get everything they want either way, the cuts only ever hurt us.

Not all megaboomers are like this. I write this in defence of my father, born in 1944. He lives in a former council house with two other members of my family. His NHS pension is only slightly less than my monthly wage and he gets a state pension, a bus pass and all sorts of free poo poo. He also told me that for a short while, during the 50s to early 70s England was almost a socialist society and the only nostalgia he has is for that brief economic period.

Then OPEC.

He marched with CND, tried to storm the American Embassy in 1968 and then settled down and had kids. I write this to refute a blanket condemnation of working class boomers in council houses. Some of my uncles you would also write off as boomers in former council houses with their old National Coal Board pensions and memories of picket lines. They did achieve everything they have by their own hands and the miners before them.

I believe not one of them has ever voted Tory in their life and they are all despairing of the way this country is going. So you can gently caress off with your blanket condemnation of an entire generation.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Is this the first shitcommunique in international diplomatic history?

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:




:iiam:

I'll be honest if you actually *do* believe nations are unitary organisms then it would explain quite a lot of your apparent worldview.

So is Scotland the head or maybe the shoulders of the uk? What about the left elbow

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Is this the first shitcommunique in international diplomatic history?

It needs to be preserved for all time.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

kingturnip posted:

Ash Crimson is a loving idiot. Just ignore and move on

I've been very polite to you today, so please remember that fact

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Is this the first shitcommunique in international diplomatic history?

I think Venezuela have sent a bunch of those; usually whenever the USA does something stupid.
Iran also seems to employ a few shitposters in their Foreign Office (or whatever it's called).

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Can't keep up with USPOL anymore so just going to watch the CNN news on tv now.

Saw this on that thread though:

https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1346948126414925825?s=20

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

kingturnip posted:

I think Venezuela have sent a bunch of those; usually whenever the USA does something stupid.
Iran also seems to employ a few shitposters in their Foreign Office (or whatever it's called).

Oh yeah, Ahmadinejad was doing shitposting on Twitter even during the Obama years, wasn't he?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ash Crimson posted:

So is Scotland the head or maybe the shoulders of the uk? What about the left elbow

Have you got a carbon monoxide detector in your house? Have you checked the batteries in it lately?

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Dogatron posted:

Not all megaboomers are like this. I write this in defence of my father, born in 1944. He lives in a former council house with two other members of my family. His NHS pension is only slightly less than my monthly wage and he gets a state pension, a bus pass and all sorts of free poo poo. He also told me that for a short while, during the 50s to early 70s England was almost a socialist society and the only nostalgia he has is for that brief economic period.

Then OPEC.

He marched with CND, tried to storm the American Embassy in 1968 and then settled down and had kids. I write this to refute a blanket condemnation of working class boomers in council houses. Some of my uncles you would also write off as boomers in former council houses with their old National Coal Board pensions and memories of picket lines. They did achieve everything they have by their own hands and the miners before them.

I believe not one of them has ever voted Tory in their life and they are all despairing of the way this country is going. So you can gently caress off with your blanket condemnation of an entire generation.

Having to preface every mention of a generation that overwhelmingly votes Conservative with "the vast majority of" is just as tedious as having to say "in my opinion" before expressing what is obviously an opinion. We've all seen the demographic voting breakdown, we've seen the small red blip at the end of the bar chart. What you're doing here is no different to Not All Men.

Also lol at still going for the "achieved everything by their own hands" bollocks. Built those council houses themselves did they? No one in this country has achieved everything they have by their own hands, that's literally the loving point of society.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Oh yeah, Ahmadinejad was doing shitposting on Twitter even during the Obama years, wasn't he?

Some of his tweets - post Obama
https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/ahmadinejad-twitter/

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Spangly A posted:

the yank threads mentioned rumours that the secretary of the army had a word with the trump-loyalist secretary of defence and suddenly the NG can be deployed and the police decided to do their loving job

Not quite. Trump refused to sanction the HG being sent in so they went under him and Pence signed it off.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Have you got a carbon monoxide detector in your house? Have you checked the batteries in it lately?

What have I done or said to deserve your ire?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Didn't FKTIG turn down Ian Austin's application?

https://twitter.com/TheFabledAesop/status/1346960453302448134?s=20

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
It's an English Virus it only makes sense that the English would be more affected.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

He’s right, the SWP ran amok after the last election. Have we already forgotten the death and destruction they caused our sacred land?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ash Crimson posted:

What have I done or said to deserve your ire?

This isn't ire, this is genuine concern for someone apparently unable to grasp the concept of "per capita".

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

This isn't ire, this is genuine concern for someone apparently unable to grasp the concept of "per capita".

I consider myself barely sentient plus statistics isn't something I've ever researched or learnt about

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

goddamnedtwisto posted:

this is genuine concern

hmmm

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

therattle posted:

He’s right, the SWP ran amok after the last election. Have we already forgotten the death and destruction they caused our sacred land?

Surely you must be mistaken. After the overwhelming victory in 2017 all other parties voluntarily disbanded and declared allegiance to god-emperor Corbyn.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Turkey trolling the US now:

quote:

Turkey's foreign ministry also condemned Wednesday's siege of the US Capitol building, calling for calm and urging for 'common sense' to resolve the 'political crisis' in the US after protesters broke into the United States Capitol aimed at thwarting a peaceful transfer of power to President-elect Joe Biden.

President Recep Tayyip Erdogan's Foreign Ministry called the events 'worrying', saying 'we believe that the US will overcome this domestic crisis calmly,' with Turkish citizens in the US being urged to stay away from crowded places where demonstrations are held.

'We follow the events in the USA with concern and invite the parties to calmness. We believe that problems will always be solved within law and democracy,' Turkey's Parliament Speaker Mustafa Sentop said on Twitter.

'As Turkey, we have always been in favour of the law and democracy and we recommend it to everyone,' he added.

source: heil.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It would have owned if we had done this when bojo won

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



c0burn posted:

a little fracas



This is one of the most worrying pictures to me, as it clearly shows this guy is intending to take hostages with those zip-tie handcuffs.

I don't buy that he's police because of the lack of badge, proper camera, etc etc - but who the gently caress knows nowdays.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Twitter has deleted Trump's last two tweets now (after making it not possible to retweet or share them directly by a link only by copying the URL).
Ed: or by taking an image VVV

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jan 7, 2021

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Is this the first shitcommunique in international diplomatic history?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Twitter has deleted Trump's last two tweets now (after making it not possible to retweet or share them directly by a link only by copying the URL).


Red Oktober fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jan 7, 2021

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

https://www.labrujulaverde.com/en/2019/05/the-irreverent-letter-the-cossacks-wrote-to-the-ottoman-sultan-in-1676/

quote:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil’s kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f##k thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fu##er of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won’t even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
– Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

That was in reply to:

quote:

Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:
As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians – I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I can't remember where this Ian Austin / dog stuff started from but anyway:

https://twitter.com/amphitryoniades/status/1346949973125033986?s=20

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/vppresssec/status/1346972967817924608?s=21

Pence's media guys are indirectly suggesting that he invoked the 25th on Trump. The Vice President isn't usually supposed to be able to command the National Guard.

Rassle
Dec 4, 2011


also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTlT8-qYUk

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/vppresssec/status/1346972967817924608?s=21

Pence's media guys are indirectly suggesting that he invoked the 25th on Trump. The Vice President isn't usually supposed to be able to command the National Guard.

yeah that particular element is odd and unsettling; if the DC national guard* came out and trump wasn't 25thed that's not good structurally even if in this particular case it was used to suppress nazis

* - there are methodologies for governors to loan out their own states' national guard units without going through the president, but there's not a non-president in charge of the DC guard

anyway so far it's looking like we won't fall to fascism this week, so that's good

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Hey does anyone remember this news site, or maybe it was just a twitter, but they reported about news from the UK I believe, but they reported on it in the same way that modern news report on news from the developing world, using terms like "the regime" and the like which put a very sinister look on the whole thing. It was a great thing for showing double standards in journalism.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Red Oktober posted:

This is one of the most worrying pictures to me, as it clearly shows this guy is intending to take hostages with those zip-tie handcuffs.

I don't buy that he's police because of the lack of badge, proper camera, etc etc - but who the gently caress knows nowdays.

oh and that guy is 0% on-the-job police but is very likely an off-the-job or retired cop of some flavor, which is probably also part of why he's actually bothering to mask up

the punisher skull and the thin blue line motif are both police things that would absolutely not be tolerated in working capitol police but are both very strongly associated with person-who-identifies-as-cop

not quite sure what's up with the flag on his hat but i'm sure it's horrific

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Lol some events occurred

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Twitter have trump a sixer

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