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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



when i see an ebussy

https://giphy.com/gifs/nowthisnews-technology-automobiles-tesla-motors-bwzcVxuP5HMDS

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1346237704325877763?s=19

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
The worst part is that I can't tell if this is a bit or not. It must be. It has to be. And yet...

I'm just saying that I wouldn't put it past the VC world

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Zombiepop posted:

No UBI cause then no one would take care of the robots

lol thats a good idea, keep the underclass around and teach them how to modify the robots

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pulcinella posted:

Yeah I mean Elon Musk is more afraid that he is going to be overthrown by AI then he is by any of his workers or the people in his family’s emerald mines.
:thunk:
maybe we should be more like Skynet

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Rutibex posted:

:thunk:
maybe we should be more like Skynet

Immensely powerful and vastly outnumbering the enemy, but still largely incompetent and poo poo at actually accomplishing anything?

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXZECAe094

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
its harsh life in the imperial army

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


trying to think of how this could possibly get VC for being a startup and now my nose is bleeding

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

We’re disrupting tooth brushing and bringing dynamic oral care solutions to make the world a better place.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Marzzle posted:

trying to think of how this could possibly get VC for being a startup and now my nose is bleeding

"it's the juicero of personal hygiene, get in on the ground floor"

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008



couldn't tell if this was a joke and went to check out their funding on Crunchbase, and folks, do I have some bad news...

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Tempora Mutantur posted:

"it's the juicero of personal hygiene, get in on the ground floor"

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

We’re disrupting tooth brushing and bringing dynamic oral care solutions to make the world a better place.

gay_crimes posted:

couldn't tell if this was a joke and went to check out their funding on Crunchbase, and folks, do I have some bad news...

do you just carry around a personal toothbrush head? why not just carry a normal toothbrush with you????? ahhHHHH MY BRAINS

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
Man, that's hosed.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

gay_crimes posted:

couldn't tell if this was a joke and went to check out their funding on Crunchbase, and folks, do I have some bad news...

the only thing that seems legit is a startup making zero-waste toothpaste tablets and bamboo toothbrushes

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


more falafel please posted:

the only thing that seems legit is a startup making zero-waste toothpaste tablets and bamboo toothbrushes

oops, the Bad News is that I didn’t find anything

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

it's pretty good and empathic actually, and also about murder

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Pooh is a good listener

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


christmas boots posted:

Pooh is a good listener

not as good a cuddler as you'd think, though

redsniper
Feb 15, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Immensely powerful and vastly outnumbering the enemy, but still largely incompetent and poo poo at actually accomplishing anything?

The working class?

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
For the record, the new background owns.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



lmao that they have plans for chemical and biological attacks, but not for people just smashing windows and coming inside to kill them

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

withak posted:

For the record, the new background owns.

disagree

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lmao that they have plans for chemical and biological attacks, but not for people just smashing windows and coming inside to kill them

the cops are supposed to be that plan but it didn't account for the cops feigning a minimum of resistance and letting them in

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lmao that they have plans for chemical and biological attacks, but not for people just smashing windows and coming inside to kill them

BattleMaster posted:

the cops are supposed to be that plan but it didn't account for the cops feigning a minimum of resistance and letting them in

It's hard for the cops to mount an effective defense when they're under-manned due to a lot of cops coincidentally taking the day off to go to something

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

withak posted:

For the record, the new background owns.

its bumped. fail

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

withak posted:

For the record, the new background owns.

you don't need to worry about a background if you use a bootleg app

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

redleader posted:

you don't need to worry about a background if you use a bootleg app

you mean like a phone app?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

redleader posted:

you don't need to worry about a background if you use a bootleg app

Sometimes I’m at a computer tho.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

PogChamp has transcended any meaning associated with an actual person

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://mobile.twitter.com/Williesillie2/status/1347045219477323777

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lmao that they have plans for chemical and biological attacks, but not for people just smashing windows and coming inside to kill them

I think this episode pretty much shows how much security theater vs. actual security there is.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Fame Douglas posted:

I think this episode pretty much shows how much security theater vs. actual security there is.

Also the level of threat they're expecting to deal with (small group of gunmen) vs what just happened (300-500 feral hogs) and their willingness to escalate.

Also the fact that they don't want to start a fight with the guy they need to go on patrol with later.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I think if I met someone and they told me they were the "Facebook <any other words here> Integrity Chief" I would involuntarily burst out laughing

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
https://mobile.twitter.com/ilyseh/status/1347320227038695424

lol

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

The ending to V for Vendetta except everybody in the crowd is a militia or a qanon nut and absolutely nobody is wearing a mask.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


You just know they've tried to downplay their role too so that is the numbers designed to make it look better.

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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The ending to V for Vendetta except everybody in the crowd is a militia or a qanon nut and absolutely nobody is wearing a mask.

you know i thought they liked masks

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