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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Samovar posted:

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The gun in his right hand has two magazines. It's both a bullpup and a full rifle. What the gently caress.

It's a future gun. There's tech you haven't even imagined in that gun.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:00

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# ? May 20, 2024 12:30

Veib: Dec 10, 2007

Uthor posted:

My favorite Cable gun is from 5-10 years ago where the artists drew a silver Nerf Maverick in his hands.

My favorite Cable gun is the one from Marvel vs Capcom 2 that shoots the (Air) Hyper Viper Beam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoB6GuKOWQ

I love Cable and it's all thanks to MvC2

# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:02

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Veib posted:

My favorite Cable gun is the one from Marvel vs Capcom 2 that shoots the (Air) Hyper Viper Beam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoB6GuKOWQ

I love Cable and it's all thanks to MvC2

I love that they went with a look that is absolutely not at all iconic for Cable, but was perfectly contemporary for when the game was new.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:40

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Uthor posted:

~~That's from somewhere in X-Cutioners Song, so Cable's yelling at Stryfe. It's where they meet each other face to face.~~

Edit: I'm wrong, you're right.

Been doing a read of 90's crossovers with some friends. I've only read bits and pieces of X-Men from that era and it's everything I expected.

this is it, the Scientifically Perfect Picture of Cable

# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:59

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

too much feet.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 20:37

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

leifeld was gone by that point. his marvel superstar phase didn't really last that long.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 20:43

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Endless Mike posted:

I love that they went with a look that is absolutely not at all iconic for Cable, but was perfectly contemporary for when the game was new.

The main antagonist of the first game was Onslaught, they were definitely just grabbing whatever was currently happening in comics as they were developing the game as gospel :v:

# ? Jan 7, 2021 20:53

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Begemot posted:

The main antagonist of the first game was Onslaught, they were definitely just grabbing whatever was currently happening in comics as they were developing the game as gospel

given the stories from the Capcom-side directors of the Marvel games, they were probably just taking whatever Marvel's ad team was giving them to push

# ? Jan 7, 2021 20:55

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Cable is a reality warper who warps reality to do two things.

Thing 1: Stop the virus from killing him (Legacy Virus? Technoorganic Virus? I forget what he has)
Thing 2: Any gun or gun-like object he holds works exactly how he wants it to. That nerf pistol the artist snuk in? He was holding a nerf pistol, but reality-warped it into firing explosives.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 21:52

Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Cable is absolutely an Everyday Carry guy with a reddit account littered with wide-angle photographs of tables covered in dumb sci fi guns. And the knife kept up by his neck! And the little fringe of hand grenades on his giant pauldron! I don�t even hate it, you can tell the artist was having a great time piling on all this stuff.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 22:50

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

You aren't allowed to draw a picture of Cable unless you watch the Commando gear up scene first. It's an editorial mandate from Marvel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUa7YK17QP0

# ? Jan 7, 2021 22:58

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Kalli posted:

You aren't allowed to draw a picture of Cable unless you watch the Commando gear up scene first. It's an editorial mandate from Marvel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUa7YK17QP0

Or the gear off scene from Beyond Thunderdome, which would last appr. two hours with Cable.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:08

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Kalli posted:

You aren't allowed to draw a picture of Cable unless you watch the Commando gear up scene first. It's an editorial mandate from Marvel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn_UfG2spc

# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:43

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

Yeah, fair enough.

Incredible Hulk #207

# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:15

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Red Bones posted:

Cable is absolutely an Everyday Carry guy with a reddit account littered with wide-angle photographs of tables covered in dumb sci fi guns. And the knife kept up by his neck! And the little fringe of hand grenades on his giant pauldron! I don�t even hate it, you can tell the artist was having a great time piling on all this stuff.

I like the string of artillery shells on his left shoulder, despite all his guns having square barrels so they couldn't use them.

Leifeld gets a lot of crap but, but he obviously enjoyed drawing all that stuff.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 01:03

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Bucnasti posted:

I like the string of artillery shells on his left shoulder, despite all his guns having square barrels so they couldn't use them.

Leifeld gets a lot of crap but, but he obviously enjoyed drawing all that stuff.

see i just imagined that as ammo for his even more absurd version of an M202 FLASH

# ? Jan 8, 2021 01:08

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Alaois posted:

this is it, the Scientifically Perfect Picture of Cable

No, missing a large blade that doesn't quite match the perspective of its handle.

I was into the X comics, as a 14 year old, from X-tinction Agenda through to X-cutioners Song. I certainly managed to pick an interesting period of time to be into comics.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 01:13

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Alaois posted:

I'm not a gun guy but I think I'd love to fire this thing once in my life. It looks so ridiculous!

# ? Jan 8, 2021 01:15

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

It mostly looks silly because it's disposable, and designed to be stacked. You can see where the stuff would fold inside it. Some guns come in a box, some guns are the box.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 01:53

MH Knights: Aug 4, 2007

Kalli posted:

You aren't allowed to draw a picture of Cable unless you watch the Commando gear up scene first. It's an editorial mandate from Marvel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUa7YK17QP0

You can never have enough guns.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 02:24

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Kalli posted:

You aren't allowed to draw a picture of Cable unless you watch the Commando gear up scene first. It's an editorial mandate from Marvel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUa7YK17QP0

Has Jeph Loeb ever written Cable. That'd be full circle.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 02:48

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Alaois posted:

see i just imagined that as ammo for his even more absurd version of an M202 FLASH

Oh, THAT'S what the rocket launcher from Commando was!

# ? Jan 8, 2021 03:40

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Uthor posted:

Has Jeph Loeb ever written Cable. That'd be full circle.

Yeah, he wrote his solo title from #20 to #39.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 04:09

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

How Wonderful! posted:

Yeah, he wrote his solo title from #20 to #39.

And X-Force at the same time. It's weird looking back but those were my two favorite X-books after AoA.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 05:31

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Uthor posted:

~~That's from somewhere in X-Cutioners Song, so Cable's yelling at Stryfe. It's where they meet each other face to face.~~

Edit: I'm wrong, you're right.

Been doing a read of 90's crossovers with some friends. I've only read bits and pieces of X-Men from that era and it's everything I expected.

What the gently caress is going on with the left side of his face (our right)?

# ? Jan 8, 2021 05:47

Alacron: Feb 15, 2007; -->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh; Fun Shoe

Zereth posted:

What the gently caress is going on with the left side of his face (our right)?

That's the inside of his collar thing, but since they chose a color so close to his skin tone it looks like weird growth.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 06:00

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Rhyno posted:

And X-Force at the same time. It's weird looking back but those were my two favorite X-books after AoA.

For sure, 90s X-Force is actually quite readable for most of the decade! That kind of took me by surprise when I first did a thorough read-through of all the ancillary x-titles a few years back.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 07:03

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

How Wonderful! posted:

For sure, 90s X-Force is actually quite readable for most of the decade! That kind of took me by surprise when I first did a thorough read-through of all the ancillary x-titles a few years back.

For me the golden years of Xforce run from right after AoA, #42 or so, up to just before Counter X. Cable is good for most of that but it falls apart a bit sooner.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 08:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

How Wonderful! posted:

Yeah, he wrote his solo title from #20 to #39.

Uthor posted:

Has Jeph Loeb ever written Cable. That'd be full circle.

Rhyno posted:

And X-Force at the same time. It's weird looking back but those were my two favorite X-books after AoA.

There was also that book that made it look like Cable killed all the Avengers on the cover that I didn't read but the books I did read made it seem like that never happened.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 08:25

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

John Francis Moore, the unsung hero of late 90s Marvel

# ? Jan 8, 2021 08:41

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Alacron posted:

That's the inside of his collar thing, but since they chose a color so close to his skin tone it looks like weird growth.

Ohhh

Doesn't explain the top of his head on that side though,

# ? Jan 8, 2021 14:00

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

I'm a big fan of the neck wakizashi, myself.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 15:37

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Whiz Comics #26 (1942)

Superboy #64 (1958)

Not Brand Echh #9 (1968)

The Amazing Spider-Man Annual #15 (1981)

Spider-Man's Tangled Web #20 (2003)

# ? Jan 8, 2021 17:37

Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Proteus Jones posted:

I'm a big fan of the neck wakizashi, myself.

His abs are too thick for him to gut himself so he needs it to commit neck seppaku, if he ever violates the laws of 90's bushido.

# ? Jan 8, 2021 17:46

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Green Lama #2 (1945)

Strange Tales #88 (1961)

The Defenders #16 (1974)

Damage Control #1 (1991)

The Amazing Spider-Man Family #3 (2009)

# ? Jan 9, 2021 16:18

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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The Hero We Need

Darthemed posted:

The Defenders #16 (1974)

So, Mojo stole the idea of the X-Babies after all...

# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:08

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Ygolonac posted:

So, Mojo stole the idea of the X-Babies after all...

Please, Mojo's in the entertainment industry! He didn't steal it. He rebooted it!

# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:14

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Darthemed posted:

The Defenders #16 (1974)

The really funny thing is, this is a key event that helped result in Magneto leading the X-Men and New Mutants in the 80's. At his trial, they determined that since most of his worst crimes were from before he was turned into a baby, they shouldn't hold the present-day Magneto responsible for them.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:49

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superman #14 (1942)

Superboy #66 (1958)

Not Brand Echh #9 (1968)

Super-Villain Team-Up #15 (1978)

Ben Reilly: The Scarlet Spider #9 (2017)

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# ? May 20, 2024 12:30

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories

From a ways back, but as a fry/grill cook I absolutely must have context for this. The first balloon made me shriek in terror, the second made me :psyduck:

# ? Jan 10, 2021 19:25

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