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bort
Mar 13, 2003

Ishamael posted:

Apologies if it was posted, I didn't see it. But this is the only piece of media from the last couple days to get a legit laugh from me:

https://twitter.com/schmoyoho/status/1347053742521262082?s=20
How did this never get posted in this thread when it was tweeted more than 24 hours ago? For shame! :sad:

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


bort posted:

How did this never get posted in this thread when it was tweeted more than 24 hours ago? For shame! :sad:

She also can be seen rubbing an onion into her eyes. Elizabeth wasn't sprayed with anything.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Humphreys posted:

She also can be seen rubbing an onion into her eyes. Elizabeth wasn't sprayed with anything.

To be fair she could just be like Tony Abbot and love chomping raw onions

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

Ambitious Spider posted:

To be fair she could just be like Tony Abbot and love chomping raw onions

Tony... the skin is still on.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Apparently onion is a new folk remedy for tear gas? The logic seems to be like in Dark Souls or Sekiro where you can use items to inflict the poison status yourself, which blocks more severe poison or toxic effects.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/Lollardfish/status/1347541004887486465

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

The Piaggio Avanti is NOT a jet. It is a salt of the earth 7.5 million dollar blue collar turboprop aircraft that is all she could afford to fly on instead of a Learjet. :sad:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


i own every Bionicle posted:

The Piaggio Avanti is NOT a jet. It is a salt of the earth 7.5 million dollar blue collar turboprop aircraft that is all she could afford to fly on instead of a Learjet. :sad:

She is being ground down by a failing economy!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




We decided this was the general good social media posts thread, right?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/gretchenwhitmer/status/1347376682559283202?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Overseer_EU/status/1347511220073598977

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/andycosby/status/1347596458120253440

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




Sweet Christ she doesn’t even have the right outline for Michigan on that shirt.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

https://twitter.com/EricHaywood/status/1347331719607758850?s=19

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/Peter_Fries/status/1347402323950145537

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/yoomarscomin/status/1347561595094888450

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




I've never had to fight this hard against laughing at something so utterly tragic.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I've never had to fight this hard against laughing at something so utterly tragic.

I didn't bother to fight it.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


A moment of Zen.
https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/1347634932009545731

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Sweet Christ she doesn’t even have the right outline for Michigan on that shirt.

idgi

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/ade__n/status/1347395092953313286

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Thread.
https://twitter.com/MalvagioMarco/status/1347636613589983233

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Reminds me of the "chicken gun" used to simulate aircraft birdstrikes. Regular chickens fired at 500mph just immediately disintegrate, so they have to fire frozen chickens.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



Slap that chicken (Bam-ba-lam)
Slap that chicken (Bam-ba-lam)
In a hypersonic style (Bam-ba-lam)
The drat thing gone wild (Bam-ba-lam)
Chicken done exploded (Bam-ba-lam)
An' my drat hand eroded (Bam-ba-lam)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

:swoon:

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




Her Michigan outline is missing the Keweenaw peninsula, an entire county that’s visible from space.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/hairy_witch/status/1347513777399455744?s=21

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Her Michigan outline is missing the Keweenaw peninsula, an entire county that’s visible from space.

I think you're right, although the low-resolution makes it hard to be sure. It's certainly got the Southern end of it.

:science: Technically the Keweenaw Peninsula includes the counties of Keweenaw and Houghton.

Source: I used to live there

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



EasilyConfused posted:

I think you're right, although the low-resolution makes it hard to be sure. It's certainly got the Southern end of it.

:science: Technically the Keweenaw Peninsula includes the counties of Keweenaw and Houghton.

Source: I used to live there

This is a common thing. They always cut off everything above the Portage canal. I just didn't expect the governor to.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Dr. Lunchables posted:

This is a common thing. They always cut off everything above the Portage canal. I just didn't expect the governor to.

Ah, I've never noticed that.

If they want to be really thorough, they'd have a piece of string on her shoulder with Isle Royale attached.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

She deleted it, but the internet is forever

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Trump ate a perma my dudes

https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1347684877634838528?s=19

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Smythe did it! :unsmith:

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
Holy poo poo. Jack finally found his spine under a pile of bodies

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Squidster posted:

Holy poo poo. Jack finally found his spine under a pile of bodies

:boom:

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Dr. Lunchables posted:

This is a common thing. They always cut off everything above the Portage canal. I just didn't expect the governor to.

I went to Tech. There is nothing of note north of the Portage (except the Jampot).

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Zero One posted:

I went to Tech. There is nothing of note north of the Portage (except the Jampot).

this post reeks of appleknocker

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

There's always a tweet nevermore

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Squidster posted:

Holy poo poo. Jack finally found his spine under a pile of bodies

https://twitter.com/jmpalmieri/status/1347064818944118784

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1347694753786200064

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