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jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
well considering the police aren't doing poo poo, then perhaps

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

jackofarcades posted:

well considering the police aren't doing poo poo, then perhaps

What do you mean? A bunch of off duty cops just stormed the Capitol. They're strong and clearly we must appease them

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The police literally let the rioters into the capital

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

FMguru posted:

He was asking if anyone still thought that defunding the police was a good idea

Jesus loving Christ.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/788928211929427968

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Well this was sure a take :stare:
https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/1347144997594918912
Screen capped as well in case he comes to his senses later.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

howe_sam posted:

Well this was sure a take :stare:
https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/1347144997594918912
Screen capped as well in case he comes to his senses later.


i don't think he will

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/1235171524698497025
https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/1265646135324147714?lang=en

and i swore he once said aoc was a russian asset

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Jan 7, 2021

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Are there any Boston Sports People who are, like, actually normal-brained?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

Are there any Boston Sports People who are, like, actually normal-brained?

lol absolutely not

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Benne posted:

Are there any Boston Sports People who are, like, actually normal-brained?

there are some good sports people who happen to be from Boston but none who are Boston Sports People.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Does Katie Nolan count

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.


Oh right, Dan is finally free.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Jackie D posted:

Does Katie Nolan count

She’s normal, Charlotte Wilder is normal, Charlie Pierce is normal with boomer lib brain.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
zach lowe came up as a celtics blogger and he's chill

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


Boomer brain is something else.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/howardeskin/status/1347235877798301696?s=21

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

drat this post gave me whiplash.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
A Sad Day For America, plus the 2015 Redraftables

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

This reads like a drill tweet

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

my heart breaks for america, but also, the phillies

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Wednesday was a sad day for America, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. Sports now more than ever needs to be an outlet from the divide in this country.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1347243403566850051?s=19

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?

CharlestheHammer posted:

This reads like a drill tweet

Exactly one year after this Dick Vitale gem

https://twitter.com/dickiev/status/1214741955864862721?s=21

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

Declan MacManus posted:

my heart breaks for america, but also, the phillies

Quoted for perfection.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/killakow/status/1347575211693137927?s=20

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
All somber speeches should end with a deep 3 second sigh followed by "Pearl Jam"

MourningView fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 8, 2021

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



holy poo poo


E: lmao

https://twitter.com/_UselessSequels/status/1347576435725250560

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MourningView posted:

All somber speeches should end with a deep 3 second sight followed by "Pearl Jam"

We just got the final word ... you know, when I was a kid, my father used to say "Our greatest hopes and our worst fears are seldom realized." Our worst fears have been realized tonight. They've now said that there were eleven hostages. Two were killed in their rooms yesterday morning, nine were killed at the airport tonight. They're all gone.....


....


Pearl Jam.


E: lmao well done, mods

DJExile fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jan 8, 2021

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


cant even imagine ever playing Pearl Jam without first saying "[but first], Pearl Jam"

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

i didn’t know how i expected simmons to deliver the words “pearl jam” but it was definitely not the way that he ended up doing it

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


(Blur parklife voice) pearl jam

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Mr. Vice President, and Mr. Speaker, and Members of the Senate and House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan... Pearl Jam.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

R.D. Mangles posted:

(Blur parklife voice) pearl jam

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Is Bill Barr the Ewing Theory guy of the Trump administration?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

It is with a heavy heart that I must report bill Simmons is Back.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Well hey at least give the guy credit for admitting that nobody really wants to hear what he has to say :laugh:

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

R.D. Mangles posted:

(Blur parklife voice) pearl jam

not an empty quote



nah, the deep drive into left in the middle of a half-hearted apology is an all-timer. it's the sort of joke and meme we need to carry on for the ages, not just for a month or year.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Lol is whitlock gonna try to get on the substack train

https://twitter.com/BobSaietta/status/1347967298297061379?s=19

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Does Newsmax have a sports section

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

MourningView posted:

Lol is whitlock gonna try to get on the substack train

https://twitter.com/BobSaietta/status/1347967298297061379?s=19

He just posted an article on some Glenn Beck fascist site called The Blaze.

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