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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Sidney Powell is being sued by Dominion for $1.3 Billion lol.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lmao

https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1347614752114139136

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1347357368095444992?s=20

:thunk:

I still can’t get over how limp-dicked the various law enforcement agencies have been about this - “we saw no credible threat! We have no intelligence on who this person might be!” Meanwhile the internet was saying “hey uh maybe someone should keep an eye on these people heading to DC and talking about kidnapping government officials” and had people IDed because they were already well known alt-right personalities. You’re either laughably incompetent or obviously complicit and neither is good!

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Old punks being messy drama bitches is 100% the reality show I needed to distract myself

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Kalli posted:

I'll also accept the Jojo's To Be continued

Anyway, Dems have the senate, that means it's Manchin-o'clock

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1347597564149903360

When you get yelled at by people who want their god drat money:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1347619095877971976?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I absolutely don't understand why that didn't happen right after they confirmed the electors. The president tried to straight up murder Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, AOC and a bunch of other dems and if it had worked a bunch of Republicans congress people would probably have died too. I don't even like Nancy Pelosi but I don't want her murdered on the steps of Capitol Hill but for some reason she treats leftists like me as a bigger threat than the guy who just tried to have her killed.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Skwirl posted:

I absolutely don't understand why that didn't happen right after they confirmed the electors. The president tried to straight up murder Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, AOC and a bunch of other dems and if it had worked a bunch of Republicans congress people would probably have died too. I don't even like Nancy Pelosi but I don't want her murdered on the steps of Capitol Hill but for some reason she treats leftists like me as a bigger threat than the guy who just tried to have her killed.

Only thing I can think of is how long it takes to literally type of the articles of impeachment. Otherwise it should've been done on Thursday.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Freaquency posted:

https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1347357368095444992?s=20

:thunk:

I still can’t get over how limp-dicked the various law enforcement agencies have been about this - “we saw no credible threat! We have no intelligence on who this person might be!” Meanwhile the internet was saying “hey uh maybe someone should keep an eye on these people heading to DC and talking about kidnapping government officials” and had people IDed because they were already well known alt-right personalities. You’re either laughably incompetent or obviously complicit and neither is good!

It's because they were in on it, and complicit beforehand OP

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao so many white people are about to have their lives destroyed by the feds

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1347621846812909573

thus

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1347623434398953473

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Amy Pole Her posted:

Being virtual is making employers view us as even LESS HUMAN!? Bastards.
It's true. My position was outsourced back in May because the CIO saw how well WFH was working out and figured he could save the department a few bucks.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Freaquency posted:

https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1347357368095444992?s=20

:thunk:

I still can’t get over how limp-dicked the various law enforcement agencies have been about this - “we saw no credible threat! We have no intelligence on who this person might be!” Meanwhile the internet was saying “hey uh maybe someone should keep an eye on these people heading to DC and talking about kidnapping government officials” and had people IDed because they were already well known alt-right personalities. You’re either laughably incompetent or obviously complicit and neither is good!

A journalist there was able to go on Parler and download a map of where they were marching and what their entire plan was. This stuff was readily available.

Basically:

D-LINK posted:

It's because they were in on it, and complicit beforehand OP

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001





https://nypost.com/2021/01/08/video...aign=SocialFlow

It's real good video folks

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Only thing I can think of is how long it takes to literally type of the articles of impeachment. Otherwise it should've been done on Thursday.

I kinda feel like if you're a Dem staffer with a legal degree hiding in the bunker as fascists are destroying your office, typing up legally sound articles of impeachment would've been a really good coping mechanism.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
My coping mechanism for current events is watching old Conan clips, and having recently binged The Mandalorian this was especially hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_Ojd0yHeU

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I Want to Believe

(the report is he put the taser between his legs to get the painting, accidentally discharged it, and the discharge caused him to tense up, further discharging the taser, into his balls, until he died)


https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1347562717595385857

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Hoo boy, that confederate flag leading the charge, one of the others blasting all the cops with mace and getting counter-maced, quite the image Trump fans have going for them

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Lmao this is the best one I’ve seen

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
another one for the botw fans

https://twitter.com/TannithArt/status/1347613459584872448

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



JPrime posted:

another one for braksgirl

https://twitter.com/im___joe/status/1347627735238250500

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

Skwirl posted:

My coping mechanism for current events is watching old Conan clips, and having recently binged The Mandalorian this was especially hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_Ojd0yHeU

This was great.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Scarface story is incredible

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It also comes off as pretty believable, because a lot of his humor works on the same level as "Hey Ernie, want a job?"

... speaking of job interview chat

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/bensiegel/status/1347611132727586816?s=20

They mounted a gallows in front of the capitol. Lynching is literally what would have happened to you if your personal security team wasn't much, much better at their job than the capitol police.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/bensiegel/status/1347611132727586816?s=20

They mounted a gallows in front of the capitol. Lynching is literally what would have happened to you if your personal security team wasn't much, much better at their job than the capitol police.

Yeah I'd like to think this guy is going to get primaried for this.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

I'm in a pulmonary embolism support group on Facebook (I know, I know, but PEs and clotting disorders in general are terrifying; it was five years ago to the day that an attending physician told me I should be dead, because between my chest, both legs and my left arm, I had a total of thirteen clots), and I swear, some people post the most insane and inane bullshit. Someone just posted that they're thinking of stopping their anticoagulation (Xarelto) because they think it's the cause of nighttime panic attacks.

Um, riveroxaban blocks certain clotting proteins that the body produces in blood. No, it is not affecting your neurological processes.

Another person is blaming Lovenox injections for their toothache. And yet another asked if dry eyes are symptoms of a new clot (couldn't possibly be, y'know, dehydration, right?).

I really don't get how some people's thought processes work.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
If it's a new drug to them and the night terrors are also new it's not that hard to understand why they would make that leap in logic.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Has no one done a Nathan Drake yet? Although to be fair that dude could hang on to the side of a rock for hours.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1347635892371017728

Feels like he delivers the line, breaks for laugher, and is met with silence.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/shanedkavanaugh/status/1347622822999334912?s=20

How much of this was organised beforehand? It honestly feels like there was a nationwide concerted effort to kill a poo poo ton of left leaning elected officials two days ago.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


I'm sure it's all over Parler.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
They had merch!!! And the police are like oh no oh man oh geez this sure was ~surprising~

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

https://twitter.com/WSAZChadHedrick/status/1347629406043443203

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Spoeank posted:

They had merch!!! And the police are like oh no oh man oh geez this sure was ~surprising~

I mean the other riots invading state capitols.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
This is all the internet’s fault. Back in the day people had to sit and read whole books or newspapers or manuscripts or attend speeches to get brainwashed or fed misinformation, now any idiot can learn any falsehood instantly

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

This is all the internet’s fault. Back in the day people had to sit and read whole books or newspapers or manuscripts or attend speeches to get brainwashed or fed misinformation, now any idiot can learn any falsehood instantly

And instantly communicate to large groups of people semi-anonymously and relatively privately to organize and mobilize.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I’ve been in a weird manic state for days, I work like 5 blocks from the capitol prior to quar. and this is all way stranger and worse than the last 4 years, add to it that 4K Americans are still dying of Covid and Josh Allen just tied Mahomes in all-pro votes and I’m about to faint

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Blowjob Overtime posted:

And instantly communicate to large groups of people semi-anonymously and relatively privately to organize and mobilize.

Yeah I didn’t even get to the organizing and plotting. I guess that’s why the coup was such a lame attempt, you had to be dedicated to learn ideology and form blocks in the past. these people today aren’t exactly Black Hand Serbs (I’ve been reading A World Undone to help stay sane)

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/shanedkavanaugh/status/1347622822999334912?s=20

How much of this was organised beforehand? It honestly feels like there was a nationwide concerted effort to kill a poo poo ton of left leaning elected officials two days ago.

I mean, I'm no genius. I was merely an intel officer for the dumb branch of our military service and as soon as it came down to the Secret Service protecting members of congress with no shots fired up to that point, I knew right then it was an inside job

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The whole video is pretty amazing. At one point the police get control and get everyone out, and it seems like they should close the door, but don't (maybe it was broken by then), and then get pushed back in and have to run away after someone pepper sprays them all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT6d7rdHJPs

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