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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Already training for the 2021 Mr. Goatse events I see.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Kid Rock loves his buns.

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

“Uber driver sucked me off?!” YouTube thumbnail but it’s “Pilsbury explosion in my butt?!”

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:golfclap:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lmao, I can’t tell if this is a real Chuck Tingle masterpiece or just a photoshopped up parody.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Denmark charges two British nationals over ‘cum-ex’ trading scheme

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://dnyuz.com/2021/01/08/the-sperm-kings-have-a-problem-too-much-demand/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


those two headlines complement each other perfectly

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Don't doxx me :D

:(

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8OMwG95ys

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Mods please name change me to The Sperm King immediately.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Monkey posted:

Mods please name change me to The Sperm King immediately.

mods, imo change their name to The Sperm Captain

dont post above your station

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

I would like to be the Sperm Pope in that case

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Does that make AngerBeet Anger Sperm then?

E. Lowsperm, may his memory be damnatio'd

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pope Hilarius II posted:

I would like to be the Sperm Pope in that case

Pope Spermatius I has a certain ring to it

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Carthag Tuek posted:

Pope Spermatius I has a certain ring to it

Spermatius sounds like 80s surfer slang.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

mods, imo change their name to The Sperm Captain

dont post above your station

I accept this.

alternately, Captain Cumblast.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Carthag Tuek posted:

Pope Spermatius I has a certain ring to it

Is there going to be a competing gynopope in Vagignon?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You finally got someone charismatic enough to challenge the Pope of Dope, congratulations!

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Is there going to be a competing gynopope in Vagignon?

That is the Anti-Sperm Pope and no one should recognise them.

Pope Spermatius I of the Holy Apostolic Cum Church is the one and only true representant of Jesus Christ, Cum of God, on this vile Earth.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Pope Hilarius II posted:

That is the Anti-Sperm Pope and no one should recognise them.

Pope Spermatius I of the Holy Apostolic Cum Church is the one and only true representant of Jesus Christ, Cum of God, on this vile Earth.

The Orthocox church in Byzanticum begs to differ

OK I'm done

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

The Orthocox church in Byzanticum begs to differ

OK I'm done

Jyzantine, c'mon

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Penis.

Hihihi

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Right, that's what you call people from Cumstantinople.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Is there going to be a competing gynopope in Vagignon?

if so, i would like to meet them and discuss theology and stuff

i would also accept anthropopes, if such is the case at present time

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

EasilyConfused posted:

Right, that's what you call people from Cumstantinople.
Now it's Penistanbul, not Cumstantinople.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Pope Spermatius I of the Holy Apostolic Cum Church is the one and only true representant of Jesus Christ, Cum of God, on this vile Earth.

Claiming the Holy Essence proceeds from the Father and the Son? That's just greedy, you heretic.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Byzantine posted:

Claiming the Holy Essence proceeds from the Father and the Son? That's just greedy, you heretic.

Porn has really changed since Game of Thrones came out

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Porn has really changed since Game of Thrones Bones came out

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Byzantine posted:

Claiming the Holy Essence proceeds from the Father and the Son? That's just greedy, you heretic.

don't orthodoxx me

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Carthag Tuek posted:

if so, i would like to meet them and discuss theology and stuff

i would also accept anthropopes, if such is the case at present time

Is the space pope reptilian?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Knormal posted:

Now it's Penistanbul, not Cumstantinople.

Why did Cumstantinople get the works?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Is the space pope reptilian?

Depends what species packs you downloaded, shifting the Lokken to hardcore spiritualist is hard but not impossible

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Carthag Tuek posted:

Pope Spermatius I has a certain ring to it

I don't know about Spermatius, but there was a Roman emperor called Pupienus.

Pronounced "Poopy-anus"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Samovar posted:

I don't know about Spermatius, but there was a Roman emperor called Pupienus.

Pronounced "Poopy-anus"

It's quite obviously not pronounced "Poopy-anus".

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What does this mean?!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Assistant Manager Devil posted:


What does this mean?!

That's incorrect. The e in Pupienus is absolutely not pronounced like the ai in pain.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's incorrect. The e in Pupienus is absolutely not pronounced like the ai in pain.

It most definitely is, sure as car batteries belong in the sea.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Settle this with swords

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Why did Cumstantinople get the works?



Because of the rhythm of the jerks.

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