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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gaz-L posted:

Was Nakanishi any good before he became an immobile lump?

I think it'd be fair from what I've seen to characterise him as good-not-great. His best matches are mostly tag team matches but he had some singles matches that are worth checking, mostly in the '00s against Yuji Nagata or Hiroshi Tanahashi.

The best Nakanishi singles matches are either May 2009 vs Tanahashi at Korakuen or the 2003 Hyper Battle match from Nagoya Rainbow Hall against Nagata though. I'd also say try find the 7/7/08 tag match with Nakanishi & Nagata vs the Zero1 team of Masato Tanaka & Shinjiro Ohtani. That's a lot of fun. And as a NOAH mark I'd have to say that in 2016 there are 2 8 man tags, NJPW vs NOAH. that are fun. 14/8 with Nakanishi, Nagata, Shibata & Tenzan vs Go Shiozaki, Katsuhiko Nakajima, Maybach Taniguchi & Masa Kitamiya, & then then at King of Pro Wrestling 2016 where the NOAH team was the same but the NJPW team added in Kojima for Shibata. I think that was really the last Nakanishi match I was invested in before his retirement.

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The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Nakanishi was good before he was the thwomp boss from Mario 64, yeah

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/cozysuperkick/status/1254928780482641921?s=21

I don’t even know how to describe this move, it’s like a whale hunt piledriver

A fun bonus is not having to feel bad about the guy receiving it cuz it’s Austin Aries

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!



It's all fun and games until someone over-rotates the Lightning Spiral. Also is Yoshino sponsored by Nike? It seems weird to me that those are his ring shoes of choice

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
that's probably what Cody thinks the crossroads looks like to everyone... reminds me of Peyton Royce's new finisher which owns bones





dat throw



very niceeeeee



Yikes!







lol

Hirez fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Jan 10, 2021

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I bet HHH was furious that Warrior up and died straight after mending the bridge with WWE because now he can’t get that win back, ever

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Isn't Royce just doing the spinning brainbuster that Jay White does?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Royce's definitely looks more vicious

https://mobile.twitter.com/njpwworld/status/1307259937970515969

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





SG Bamboo posted:



It's all fun and games until someone over-rotates the Lightning Spiral. Also is Yoshino sponsored by Nike? It seems weird to me that those are his ring shoes of choice

The Speed Star requires running shoes to truly facilitate his abilities.

https://twitter.com/futureofdg/status/1116011788351541248

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh hey did somebody say giant angry baby Morishima? :hellyeah:








forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


It is impossible for me to not love Terry Gordy's large Japanese son.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

It is impossible for me to not love Terry Gordy's large Japanese son.

Now I'm just imagining the "gently caress DR DEATH!" story Luke Gallows tells with Morishima instead of Jesse.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Oh hey did somebody say giant angry baby Morishima? :hellyeah:










Goddamnit Danielson why do you take most of those bumps on your loving head???!!!

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Hirez posted:

that's probably what Cody thinks the crossroads looks like to everyone... reminds me of Peyton Royce's new finisher which owns bones



That looks like Goldust's "Final Cut", except done to a tiny agile person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzzkkdIdFFU

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Suleman posted:

That looks like Goldust's "Final Cut", except done to a tiny agile person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzzkkdIdFFU

I think Dustin calls it Unnatural Selection or something now?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/SirLARIATO/status/1348780652787871750?s=20

I remember being obsessed with the Dragon Rana the first time I saw it in a video game, because it was just the most gravity defying clearly not possible bullshit & I loved that. Fast forward a couple years & there's the Dragon Gate 6 Man in ROH & Dragon Kid does it & it is if anything even cooler than in the games.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Some cool poo poo i found on twitter

https://twitter.com/IsThisWrestling/status/1350277503135473667?s=20

https://twitter.com/LuchaGifs/status/1350175925124513792?s=20

https://twitter.com/LuchaGifs/status/1350181209821704193?s=20

https://twitter.com/LuchaGifs/status/1350180706488442880?s=20

https://twitter.com/LuchaGifs/status/1350180454830387202?s=20

really just @LuchaGifs

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/gifapalooza/status/1351671430015049731?s=20

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/KrisZellner/status/1353188998685057026?s=19

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/w_w_unicorns/status/1353510683825078274?s=21

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

The Great Khali once wrestled Mark Coleman

https://twitter.com/cozysuperkick/status/1356031065274470405

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Crazy spot at the rumble tonight

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:allears:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/SirLARIATO/status/1356382169749483520?s=20

Kobashi the King

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Is Kobashi the godfather of beef bois? Because it feels like that in my heart.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Shard posted:

Is Kobashi the godfather of beef bois? Because it feels like that in my heart.

nah it's riki choshu forever.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Shard posted:

Is Kobashi the godfather of beef bois? Because it feels like that in my heart.

I think before Kobashi would come Tenryu

https://twitter.com/judekilgour/status/1356392224846708736?s=19

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



drat did Tenryu always hit this hard? I've only known him as An Old and probably have never seen any of his matches

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


That was sort of Tenryu’s thing, yeah. He was a sumo from ages 13 to 26, then Baba grabbed him, sent him to Amarillo to be trained by the Funks, and just had him whallop dudes because he pretty consistently had like forty to fifty pounds on everyone and is barely shorter than Okada (6’1” to Okada’s 6’3”). Think of him as Takayama like fifteen years before Takayama started.

poo poo, just looking at that gif he still throws punches like a Funk.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


a cyborg mug posted:

drat did Tenryu always hit this hard? I've only known him as An Old and probably have never seen any of his matches

Oh god yeah. Tenryu held his own against sluggers of the 80s like Bruiser Brody & Stan Hansen & Jumbo Tsuruta. Then when he came back to All Japan (after the NOAH split) he stood in there with Kawada & Kojima & Mutoh. In between the 2 AJPW runs he had brutal matches with Takada, with Hashimoto, he became the only wrestler to hold singles victories over both Giant Baba & Antonio Inoki.

It's one of those quirks of history, if Tenryu didn't jump from All Japan to SWS then Baba probably doesn't feel the need to have Misawa go over Jumbo at the Budokan in 1990 & Tenryu is the ace of the company for at least the first half of the 90s. Instead, he kind of gets underlooked relative to the Four Pillars. He's the guy opposite Hulk Hogan in a match people often pointed to for "Hogan was better in Japan" arguments. Tenryu slaps. Hard.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Thanks for the deets on Tenryu. I'm bad at watching archive stuff (just have difficulty concentrating anything that's not live/very fresh) but might have to dig up some of the matches mentioned.

I have however at some point watched one or two "Hulk Hogan was better in Japan" matches so maybe I've actually seen an entire Tenryu match after all!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/gifapalooza/status/1357847241462059008?s=19

Dr Death was cool

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
typically, I use the phrase "he tried to kill him" in a figurative manner, but uh, dr. death literally tried to kill him

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

speaking of Jinsei Shinzaki i just came across this gif which after some research I've learned is from the Michinoku Pro 4th Anniversary show and it's easily the best Undertaker Sit-Up spot I've ever seen

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


The Undertaker on a Michinoku Pro show is right up there with Tenryu and Koji Kitao in a Royal Rumble for weird 90s appearances.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I had to look up the card to confirm that was the actual Undertaker in a match on a Michinoku Pro card. Wtf

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Alaois posted:

speaking of Jinsei Shinzaki i just came across this gif which after some research I've learned is from the Michinoku Pro 4th Anniversary show and it's easily the best Undertaker Sit-Up spot I've ever seen



thank you, this is like the slowest match ive ever seen but it makes sense and they're selling the hell out of it and it kind of whips rear end

never seen two dead guys wrestle before

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


boxcarhobo posted:

thank you, this is like the slowest match ive ever seen but it makes sense and they're selling the hell out of it and it kind of whips rear end

never seen two dead guys wrestle before

I just watched a slower match

https://twitter.com/forkboy84/status/1358577285457207297?s=20

(I'm ragging on Great Kojika but it's worth remembering he was born less than 6 months after the attack on Pearl Harbor, & when he had his first wrestling match Lou Thesz was NWA World Heavyweight Champion so no poo poo he's slow)

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 8, 2021

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

I just watched a slower match

https://twitter.com/forkboy84/status/1358577285457207297?s=20

(I'm ragging on Great Kojika but it's worth remembering he was born less than 6 months after the attack on Pearl Harbor, & when he had his first wrestling match Lou Thesz was NWA World Heavyweight Champion so no poo poo he's slow)

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh hey it's that beatdown scene with Robert DeNiro from The Irishman.

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