Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
TASER BALLS
This poll is closed.
TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

poo poo, I'd be in favor of plain packaging laws

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Hot Karl Marx posted:

alcohol sucks idc what people say

I agree my dude,

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Donkwich posted:

taxpayer funded 24 hour weed beer and cigarettes delivery service

if i could just sign up for a subscriber box and get it through the mail, that would be great. thanks.

:rznv:

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Donkwich posted:

taxpayer funded 24 hour weed beer and cigarettes delivery service

the clown prince of the alt left delivers again

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Glad they included the bit about Gorby's anti-booze campaign which gave some pretty interesting posters.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

legalize weed and my alcohol consumption drops by 95%

easy as that

Eight trillion loving times this

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

just give us legal weed, and find me the strain that doesn't make me insanely paranoid.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

we can talk aboiut how alchool is bad once weed is legal everywhere in the US

until then you can taze my fuckin balls you dumb motherfucker

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
I can't edit that image on my phone, but it needs this.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

SKULL.GIF posted:

legalize weed and my alcohol consumption drops by 95%

easy as that

seriously, as soon as weed was legal here in Oregon my drinking became nonexistent, it owned, weed owns.

e: alcohol seriously sucks

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

note: this is not an invitation to tell me about weed strains.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

DarkEuphoria posted:

oh my god has anything even happened today?

the president of the United States tried to do a coup on WEDNESDAY, a bunch of congress people might have been murdered, and his crazed terrorist supporters are out there on the loose.

lmao America is hosed

It feels like the bit right before a tsunami where the ocean recedes a whole bunch

Creepy no trump tweet radio silence leading into a doomer blackpilled maga rally at the freaking alamo

dark tidings this week stay safe cspamms

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Filthy Hans posted:

of all the jizz joints in all the backwaters in all Tatooine, she walks into mine

You shouldn't get cum in your weed dude.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Good soup! posted:

Eight trillion loving times this

VVVVVVVVV
>>> THIS <<<
/\//\/\/\/\/\/\

Frances Nurples
May 11, 2008

UFOTacoMan posted:

I've been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel
And there's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my prez callin', sayin' I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear

When he is lonely and the longing gets too much
He sends me a tweet coming in from above
Don't need no account at all
We've got a thing that's called MAGA love
We've got a coup in the air
Taze my balls

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

alcohol sucks idc what people say

it's true

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

alcohol sucks idc what people say

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Smoke weed if you enjoy it!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Gods_Butthole posted:

You shouldn't get cum in your weed dude.

alright smart guy and how do i do that exactly?

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Visiting Germany and Austria on my honeymoon ruined beer for me in a good way, but now the only way I'm drinking beer is if it's from there tbh

I do love me some brandy and whiskey and whiskey sours and all that poo poo though

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
WAR PARTICIPANT



Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

NOBODYIS TAKING TAZED BALLS CANON AWAY FROM ME

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

since trump gutted the state security apparatus and installed loyalists they’re just going to let them do this again on the 20th right?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
i'm drinking + watching footbaw

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

T H I S

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Bip Roberts posted:

i'm drinking + watching footbaw

shitsturd squealers

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

i think of demons posted:

categories of civil death in america:

1. non-expungable felony
2. not welcome in this golden corral any longer
3. patreon TOS violation

where does being banned from applebee's fit?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Jon Irenicus posted:

just give us legal weed, and find me the strain that doesn't make me insanely paranoid.

Hey I'd suggest Garlic Cookies but it will put you to sleep and

Jon Irenicus posted:

note: this is not an invitation to tell me about weed strains.

*gets suffocated from behind*

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
tase balls

or BASEBALL

i know which side my bread is buttered on

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1348471673050320898

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
I love living in a state with legal weed which I can't enjoy because my employer does random drug testing and has a zero tolerance policy

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

fat bossy gerbil posted:

since trump gutted the state security apparatus and installed loyalists they’re just going to let them do this again on the 20th right?

Yuh

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



I mean at least its brisket

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
There are lots of good NA craft beer options these days. But yeah as I got older its like why the gently caress am I putting myself through the ringer every weekend. Weed is cool just sometimes heart races a bit and feels anxiety inducing. Rather just have my old friend vicodin back but a bunch of assholes had no self control and now no one gets to enjoy it.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1348460452741832707
did the plans get posted btw

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Office Pig posted:

clouthub sounds like something you'd draw out of a hat to name a scam site

"Clou Thub"

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Lol I live in one of the weed capitals of the US/the world and I literally get gifted handfuls of trim and random dispensary nugs from friends whenever I see them. I hardly smoke (use weed pens b/c the smell doesn't permeate my apartment) so I just have most of an ounce sitting in my garage

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1348467589345894405

https://mobile.twitter.com/Santucci/status/1348470321570050048
Imagine holding the event at trump golf course but only Trump shows up and they secretly move it and the golfers to another course

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Looking forward to finding out that the entire national guard has been deployed to honolulu and every dc cop but like 5 of em is off that day

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Fluoride Jones posted:

I love living in a state with legal weed which I can't enjoy because my employer does random drug testing and has a zero tolerance policy

just become management

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply