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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
A good Paul Thomas?

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Republican outrage at US Capitol breach – The Grand Old Party distances itself from Donald Trump"

Sunday Telegraph:

UK becomes first country in Europe to pass 80,000 Covid deaths

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail on Sunday:


I'm actually really curious how the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is going to end up. I'm sure it'll be godawful, but in what way?

Kaal fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 10, 2021

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I'm absolutely fascinated watching BoB go batshit insane in the most boring way possible.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Kaal posted:

I'm actually really curious how the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is going to end up. I'm sure it'll be godawful, but in what way?

There won't be enough crayons

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should just rename a prison library.

Or make it a single big screen that flicks through a tweet every 10 seconds. Should take a good few weeks to cycle the set.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Kaal posted:

I'm actually really curious how the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is going to end up. I'm sure it'll be godawful, but in what way?

Instead of an eternal flame, his tomb will feature a urinal trough.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's fight against the Covid-19 pandemic – Coronavirus infections are still rising in most parts of the UK"

Telegraph:

Coronavirus: new exercise restrictions in England 'under active consideration'

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Make further Covid curbs in next 24 hours to halt spread, says Keir Starmer

Evening Standard:

Covid: England told to prepare for worst weeks of pandemic; More than 100k tune in as Joe Wicks returns to PE With Joe workouts amid lockdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Tories fighting coronavirus – There are no plans for 24-hour provision of coronavirus vaccinations because there is ‘not a clamour’ from the public for appointments beyond 8pm, Downing Street has said"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson under pressure over bike ride seven miles from No 10

Independent:

Starmer accepts end of EU free movement in Brexit reversal

Times:


Evening Standard:

‘Don’t sit on park bench’, says vaccinations minister amid concerns about rise in Covid rule-breaking

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the tighter lockdown rules


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on an unrepentant Donald Trump after the US Capitol attack – The president has denied inciting an insurrection at the US Capitol last week, claiming his speech before the violence was ‘totally appropriate’"

Telegraph:

UK weather: Beast from the East might return next week, says Met Office

Matt:


Independent:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the lockdown rule-flouters

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's last stand at the Alamo – The US House of Representatives was poised on Wednesday to charge Donald Trump with inciting violence against the government of the United States"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... hotels for hospital patients

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

ere look, it's the funny shouty man off the telly! he's going to give those know it all ivory tower doctors a drat good thrashing!! lol!!!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
and the little waiter bloke is falling off a ladder!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!

que? lol that's what he says!!!! lol!!!!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on teething problems for fisheries post-Brexit – Scottish fishing crews have threatened to dump rotten shellfish outside UK parliament after deliveries to the EU were blocked by post-Brexit red tape"

Telegraph:

Vaccine supply is holding back jabs programme, says Matt Hancock

Matt:

Footballers criticised as 'brainless' for hugging in goal celebrations amid Covid

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

UK weather: snow and ice warnings issued for Scotland and parts of England

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a new Covid strain

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"Please do not hog the doctor"

:thunk:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

frankenfreak posted:

"Please do not hog the doctor"
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/HkZrpBD.jpg

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's world-beating trade deal – The PM has been facing criticism from Conservative MPs over red tape and delays due to the introduction of the post-Brexit fishing regime"

Telegraph:

COVID-19: 'Don't let a coffee cost a life,' warns new government advert

Matt:


Independent:

Jacob Rees-Mogg says fish are British and 'happier' because of Brexit – video; After Arcimboldo.

Times:

America finds escape in the gentle joys of All Creatures Great and Small

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown snowball fights


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Brexit teething problems – From fish to lorries to footballers, Boris Johnson has his hands full"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
mac back to 1972

(and that's quite a bulge..)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Her chest is like two miniature footballs, her waist is like she'd had ribs removed, and she blithely takes her clothes off when asked to by a creepy old man. Truly she is the mail on Sunday's ideal woman

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
About half the people in Mac's drawing have their mask beneath their noses. Is that deliberate or does he just not loving know how to wear a mask correctly?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ookiimarukochan posted:

About half the people in Mac's drawing have their mask beneath their noses. Is that deliberate or does he just not loving know how to wear a mask correctly?

His art style calls for long bulbous noses, and they just can't fit under a mask.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

ookiimarukochan posted:

About half the people in Mac's drawing have their mask beneath their noses. Is that deliberate or does he just not loving know how to wear a mask correctly?

it's just true to life, have you seen how many people go about like that

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I always go shopping in bra and panties

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Covid vaccination priorities – Robert Jenrick has been accused of trying to distract from Tories’ handling of pandemic as he plans to change the law to protect statues from ‘baying mobs’"

Telegraph:

More than 4 million vaccinated and all care home residents could be offered jab by next week; Coronavirus live news: UK had world's highest Covid death toll last week; more countries record new variant

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

UK urged to turn Blue Monday into Brew Monday by arranging virtual chats over tea

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Lord Sumption's 'life less valuable' comments — The former supreme court justice Jonathan Sumption has been criticised for telling a woman with stage 4 cancer that her life was ‘less valuable’ during a televised discussion of the costs of coronavirus lockdowns"

Telegraph:

After Constable.

Matt:

London to start trialling first 24-hour Covid vaccination centres in January

Independent:


Times:

Alexei Navalny detained at airport on return to Russia

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's departure


David Squires:

Also available in print-and-colour-yourself version.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Who are the people around Sumption. Bottom Toby Young? Top Right Laurence Fox? Two women Allison Pearson and JHB? Who are the other two? Bottom one might be Peter Hitchens (or maybe Farage?) Top left I feel familiar but can't think of the name.

(Putin Navalny one is great)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump leaving office – Donald Trump is expected to issue more than 100 presidential pardons on Tuesday, during his final hours in the White House, but appears to have been dissuaded from pardoning himself or members of his family"

Telegraph:

Joe Biden sworn in as 46th president of the United States

Matt:

UK weather: thousands may be evacuated as Storm Christoph brings rain and floods

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... America's new dawn

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Paul Thomas can't draw one of the most distinctive toupees on the planet

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
What's with the teeth? :/

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

crispix posted:

What's with the teeth? :/
I think it's supposed to be Biden's smile.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

crispix posted:

What's with the teeth? :/

Feed me a stray developing country!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Joe Biden's inauguration as US president – The 46th incumbent spoke fervently of his desire to put an end to the divisiveness of the Trump years"

Telegraph:


Matt:

North-west England and Wales badly hit by floods from Storm Christoph

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Joe Biden marks start of presidency with flurry of executive orders

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's parting shot

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

can't decide which of these fucks is more of a hack, blower, Adams or Thomas

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
British cartooning is really just a hack voltron when you think about it

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

British cartooning is really just a hack voltron when you think about it

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Disease & Disaster > British Political Cartoons 2021: Really Just A Hack Voltron

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s visit to flood-hit Manchester – Boris Johnson has made a visit to Didsbury in Manchester to speak to Environment Agency officials after the area was hit by severe flooding from Storm Christoph overnight"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Gavin Williamson says he hopes schools in England reopen before Easter

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Ministers consider paying £500 to everyone with Covid in England

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a new man in the White House

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dabir posted:

can't decide which of these fucks is more of a hack, blower, Adams or Thomas

Never forget that Matt earns £650k a year for the most milquetoast "political" cartoons imaginable

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

compared to some of his competition he almost deserves it

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's week of crisis management - This week, while contending with the ongoing Covid crisis, the PM visited Didsbury, Manchester after the area was hit by severe flooding from Storm Christoph"

Telegraph:

Johnson raises fears of lockdown in England continuing into summertime

Matt:

Experts split over £500 payment for people with Covid in England

Independent:

After Gustave Doré.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Thanks for the thread name change, mods! :yayclod:

Observer:

"Joe Biden rolls up his sleeves – The new US president has his work cut out as he tries to clean up Donald Trump’s mess"

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

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