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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Augus posted:

tazed in the balls and i'm to blame
i gave trump a bad name
lol

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/seahawksnerd75/status/1348492976603885576?s=21

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

UFOTacoMan posted:

Couping time, open all the doors
And let us out into your world
Couping time, turn all of the lights on
Over every boy and every girl

Couping time, one last call for posts and all
So, finish your live stream or thread
Couping time, you don't have to go home
But you can't stay here

oh no I just tazed my balls
oh no I just tazed my balls
oh no I just tazed my balls
tazed my balls

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Biden is gonna sniff Melanie hair and declare her the youngest woman to ever live, younger than cumshitter even. He'll become turgid and do another sex crime, linbs will declare it is a good thing and that the country is healing. Praxiscorum prevails and sex trafficking triples in the US overnight.

The same ghouls that have run our country for the last 4 decades stay in power and the nussy wins 2024

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1348495664955711491

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


more pics of Ben Rapistburger crying please and thank you

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

I don’t wanna wait, for our trump to be over

will it be death ? or will it be ...

balls tased

do, do, dodo

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I feel a hunger, it's a hunger
That tries to keep the Trumpers tryin to fight
Is this the answer? I shouldn't wonder
This little stunner makes my pants feel tight

With all the voltage it’s releasing
It isn't safe to walk the Cap’tol halls alone
Anticipation is running through me
Let's find Mike P and turn this taser on

Then I see Tip O’Neill
I can feel my heart beat fasterrrrrrrrr

Tased my balls tonight
Landed on my chest, stayed shocked 'til I saw the light
Tased my balls tonight
Listen honey, just like Donnie said, "Q is gonna save me"

Truther Vandross has issued a correction as of 06:32 on Jan 11, 2021

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

PathAsc posted:

Or maybe fix the actual problem which is that companies basically *wink wink* it's not legal for us to fire you for being safe, but complete these deliveries faster or we'll fire you anyway lol

Great country

yeah anytime companies try to impose safety measures on their workers they don't actually do anything to make the workplace safer, they just now have another justification to fire people

gregday
May 23, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

I feel a hunger, it's a hunger
That tries to keep the Trumpers tryin to fight
Is this the answer? I shouldn't wonder
This little stunner makes my pants feel tight

With all the voltage it’s releasing
It isn't safe to walk the Cap’tol halls alone
Anticipation is running through me
Let's find Mike P and turn this taser on

Then I see Tip O’Neill
I can feel my heart beat fasterrrrrrrrr

Tased my balls tonight
Landed on my chest, stayed shocked 'til I see the light
Tased my balls tonight
Listen honey, just like Donnie said, "Q is gonna save me"

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

I feel a hunger, it's a hunger
That tries to keep the Trumpers tryin to fight
Is this the answer? I shouldn't wonder
This little stunner makes my pants feel tight

With all the voltage it’s releasing
It isn't safe to walk the Cap’tol halls alone
Anticipation is running through me
Let's find Mike P and turn this taser on

Then I see Tip O’Neill
I can feel my heart beat fasterrrrrrrrr

Tased my balls tonight
Landed on my chest, stayed shocked 'til I see the light
Tased my balls tonight
Listen honey, just like Donnie said, "Q is gonna save me"

:vince:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I taze my balls
I don't get up again
libs ain't never gonna keep me down

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
WAR PARTICIPANT



Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

i personally dont give a gently caress about cops but i sure as hell am going to use 1/6, the cop murder, and mob beatings as ammunition against these chuds

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

GreenBuckanneer posted:

You think a russian model who had such bad takes as wearing "I really don't care, do you?" to a situation that would have expected compassion, and not flippant bigotry, would have the moral integrity to stop her photo shoot to try and downplay the situation?

His entire family is complicit and the adults should be in prison

she's from slovenia

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
https://twitter.com/TanookiKuribo/status/1348315615627538432?s=20

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

clearly the best thing to do is leave them alone. I’m sure they’ll all come to their senses on the 20th!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Wrex Ruckus posted:

yeah anytime companies try to impose safety measures on their workers they don't actually do anything to make the workplace safer, they just now have another justification to fire people

That's been my experience, aside from the justification part because my state basically has no worker rights lol

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

The world has done much to chip away at this man's undeserved privilege and relegate this man away from our minds, but only The Cleaveland Browns had the courage and power to banish him.

Prob still doesn't make up for his crimes doe.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Filthy Hans posted:

I taze my balls
I don't get up again
libs ain't never gonna keep me down

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Glad chemtrails is in this; underrated hogwash tbh.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
that may have been 2 much drug

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Sincerely believing the Denver international airport stuff is more brain damaging than believing that the board of mattressfirm was doing money laundering or real estate scams

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Tazed right in the balls
Inside capitol halls
he said "I finally did a trump"

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

she's from slovenia

It's all the same thing to Americans and you know it

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

802.11weed posted:

that may have been 2 much drug

No such thing.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

that's my dragon ball, I don't know you

Alucardd
Aug 1, 2006

fan of this one

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010


This is the most insane and unhinged poo poo I’ve ever read, and I post in the Trump thread in C-Spam.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Well I’m a white lady, so it’s easy for me
To spend my days much unphased by law authority
The only thing I worry of during a traffic stop
Is was I speeding, not am I bleeding
Because of a freaked out cop
And I don’t understand how to convince the man
to police without brutality
But maybe it’s best first to suggest
Some options with less fatality

(So) Please tase me bro
It’s not great but it’s better for sure
I’d much prefer a stun to the end of a gun
Even though for you it’s not the most comfortable
Do me favor and take out that taser
Don’t shoot! Please tase me bro.

If you’re unarmed and white, you’ll probably be all right
You’ll get charged and go to jail
But if you’re unarmed and not, you might wind up shot
It’s the way our system fails
(We should be) treated the same but the thing that’s to blame
Are beliefs that are diffuse
In these cases it’s latent racism
So it feels like there’s no use

So for now please tase me bro
Or use any option that’s nonlethal
I get that you’re threatened but dude, I got no weapon
Respect my rights, and be a bit more civil
Put up the glock instead use the shock
Don’t shoot, please tase me bro.

Police brutality if you’re white is a tasing
But if you’re a minority that would be amazing
While it’s not ideal for civil rights
But at least we’d lose no life

So please tase me bro
Just treat me like other white people
I’ll do the time for whatever crime
Be a cop not an executioner
Your power, when you use it, please don’t abuse it
Please tase me bro!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Filthy Hans posted:

I taze my balls
I don't get up again
libs ain't never gonna keep me down

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
lol wtf, who buys these things? this is for sale, according to facebook:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

good night goons

Crusader has issued a correction as of 11:18 on Jan 11, 2021

Brett824
Mar 30, 2009

I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem or use the arrogance as the steam to follow my dream

I had never heard of Finland not existing and after looking it up it's very funny

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


weird you'd think he'd give it posthumously to shula as a goodwill gesture to his neighbors

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Alucardd posted:

fan of this one


I’m “rap.mp3”

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

smarxist posted:

lol wtf, who buys these things? this is for sale, according to facebook:


Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Ball Tazeman posted:

This is the most insane and unhinged poo poo I’ve ever read, and I post in the Trump thread in C-Spam.

gently caress not the gop chair of a county across the country from dc that has fewer than 50k people living in it. We're doomed

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Finland doesn't exist?

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