Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
TASER BALLS
This poll is closed.
TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Schmoe Cwead posted:

ive

got

tazed

balls and i can not lie

had a heart attack then i died

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

smarxist posted:

lol wtf, who buys these things? this is for sale, according to facebook:


I guess they're not planning on ever getting married

1024x768
Oct 25, 2004

oh god

epstein didn't kill himself in the second tier lmao chart is wrong folks

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Agrajag posted:

she had a photoshoot during the loving insurrection and continued with it??

I don’t care, do you?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

You talkin' 'bout, you talkin' 'bout trmbo?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, you mean like, like, tunp with the diap?
Pmurt with the, with the orbs?
poo poo, well

Coup, baby
gently caress up on your mall, like oopsy daisy
Never knew that was illegal, baby
Taze me straight hard in the balls, crazy, whoopsie dai-,

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Alucardd posted:

fan of this one


9/11 happens every year gets me every time lol

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1347992161359450120?s=20

send me your my_crimes.xml file for a pardon

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
only a stupid child believes in Finland

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


and he strikes!

A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013
t rupm

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/propublica/status/1348501379367772161?s=20

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i have physically been to Finland and pet the reindeers.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

very sad no mention of gladio at all

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Oh wow what a surprise

Also news: they don't pay their fuckin bills lol, gently caress landlords

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Brett824 posted:

I had never heard of Finland not existing and after looking it up it's very funny

I don’t see how it’s a harmful belief though

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Admiral Ray posted:

Finland doesn't exist?

It's based on a meme that pretty much says that since Finland makes up less than 1% of the worlds population, there is a high probability it doesn't exist and is just a rounding error.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna tase,
I'm gonna tase the man who wakes up next to Q

When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna tase
I'm gonna tase the man who goes along with Q

When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna tase
I'm gonna tase the man who gets drunk cuz of Q

And when I haver, hey I know I'm gonna tase
I'm gonna tase the man who's havering to Q

And I would tase 500 volts
And I would tase 500 more
Just to be the man who tased his own drat balls
and died on the Capitol floor

bzz bzz bzz (bzz bzz bzz)
bzz bzz bzz (bzz bzz bzz)

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



lol at equating "Epstein didn't kill himself" with Roswell and UFOs.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
trumo and chuds getting owned and known rapist/sexual assaulter Ben cries losing to the browns

2021 please it’s the 10th of January

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
WAR PARTICIPANT



Fun Shoe

Zokari posted:

tryin to zoom his game collection to see if i should judge him even more harshly

Those are his version of books

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Atoramos posted:

lol at equating "Epstein didn't kill himself" with Roswell and UFOs.

Yeah it's really more of a COINTELPRO level thing tbh

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Alucardd posted:

fan of this one


"nothing outside your vision exists"
:sweatdrop:
"oxygen is poisonous"
:sweatdrop:

"no heaven only hell"


jesus christ though there's so much insane poo poo here that I can't even read through most of it, and have no idea what it's talking about

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Fluoride Jones posted:

9/11 happens every year gets me every time lol

buddy, now with COVID, 9/11 happens every day. Soon, perhaps multiple times per day.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Zil posted:

It's based on a meme that pretty much says that since Finland makes up less than 1% of the worlds population, there is a high probability it doesn't exist and is just a rounding error.

*scratches chin* that makes sense... tell me more...?

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Ball Tazeman posted:

This is the most insane and unhinged poo poo I’ve ever read, and I post in the Trump thread in C-Spam.

its what i assume trump was hoping ppl would understand when he said new admin

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



ymgve posted:

I don’t see how it’s a harmful belief though

if you actually believed it you would be pretty lovely to finnish people i guess

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

Alucardd posted:

fan of this one


Found posadism like halfway down.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

ChristsDickWorship posted:

if you actually believed it you would be pretty lovely to finnish people i guess

I'm sorry to whom?

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
WAR PARTICIPANT



Fun Shoe

Morbus posted:

imagine two sitting congressmen coordinating a terrorist attack on the capitol building with a man named Ali Abdul Razaq Akbar in which two police officers are murdered and IEDs have to be detonated by a bomb squad and then nothing happens to them

lmao

we should all count our blessings we live in extraordinary times

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

kiimo posted:

I'm sorry to whom?

flemish people, common mistake

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Atoramos posted:

buddy, now with COVID, 9/11 happens every day. Soon, perhaps multiple times per day.

4k people died from covid thursday

2,996 died on 9/11


WE HAVE HAD MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM COVID19 EVERY DAY SINCE JANUARY 5TH, THAN DIED IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS

gregday
May 23, 2003


drat this was sitting there the whole time

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Epstein Didn't Kill Himself firmly belongs in the 'things that actually happened' category

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1348494071287971841

This poo poo is crazy and why Pelosi should have had the impeachment vote already vs wasting time for trump to fire those in charge to mitigate more violence.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

smarxist posted:

lol wtf, who buys these things? this is for sale, according to facebook:


Read this whole blanket and there’s no mention of ball tazing.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Alucardd posted:

fan of this one


I keep finding awesome ones, like what even is the grifter porn parody ?

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

ChristsDickWorship posted:

if you actually believed it you would be pretty lovely to finnish people i guess

their feelings dobt matter cuz they are made up

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i genuinely cant believe he's been quiet for days and hasn't done a conference or rally or walked out on the lawn to talk to people or something; I'm beginning to believe they really do have him locked up in a room somewhere

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply