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numeracy
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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Fluoride Jones posted:

Sounds like you're mad that Santa keeps giving you coal. Naughty list btfo

Presents should be distributed equally regardless of an arbitrary "list" determined by a perfectly vertical hierarchy.

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

bedpan posted:

the religion is capitalism, btw

I mean it's not like trees grow on trees or something, so you really kind of have to go out and buy one if you want to complete the annual ritual of the untangling of the lights.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


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Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Ah, the biggest Jews. Of course.

pretty sure they were being literal

i think i remember a differnt post they made earlier in another thread saying they're like 6'6 and 6'10, both well over 300lbs. very large sons, too

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

RaySmuckles posted:

pretty sure they were being literal

i think i remember a differnt post they made earlier in another thread saying they're like 6'6 and 6'10, both well over 300lbs. very large sons, too

Sound more like Philistines imo

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

im 4'10'' and well over 300 pounds

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The Jews have grown beyond any comprehension, and nothing can contain their enormous forms now.

Paladinus has issued a correction as of 06:24 on Jan 11, 2021

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

The most massive Jews you can imagine!

folks, the biglyest

Phigs
Jan 23, 2019

Stringent posted:

I didn't know christmas trees had any religious affiliation.

Paganism

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Lotta Jews, big, ocean Jews

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

This is some sinister poo poo here.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Goon Physique

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

gay_crimes posted:

Goon Physique

Username post combo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Cpt_Obvious posted:

This is some very needed context.

Do they keep kosher and wear head coverings at all times? Like, how observant are they?

keep kosher yes

wear head coverings at all times no

Fluoride Jones posted:

Sounds like you're mad that Santa keeps giving you coal. Naughty list btfo

my parents shipped me a bunch of beer that i drank in way too few nights lmao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



bedpan posted:

im 4'10'' and well over 300 pounds

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

keep kosher yes

That makes this very loving weird. I kept kosher growing up, and if my dad wanted a Christmas tree I would have had him see a doctor. My sister once mentioned that she would have to be baptized in order to be her friends god-parent and he poo poo a brick. She was like "It's just water!" Fun Passover dinner conversation.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Jazerus posted:

cspam isn't full of monarchists and/or nazis so im not sure what youre getting at

Hell yeah, bring back the monarchy. Divine right this place up

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Cpt_Obvious posted:

That makes this very loving weird. I kept kosher growing up, and if my dad wanted a Christmas tree I would have had him see a doctor. My sister once mentioned that she would have to be baptized in order to be her friends god-parent and he poo poo a brick. She was like "It's just water!" Fun Passover dinner conversation.

hahahaah

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I wish I had a Christmas tree, and a wife

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

I wish I had a Christmas tree, and a wife

It's a lot of maintenance tbh

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Cpt_Obvious posted:

My sister once mentioned that she would have to be baptized in order to be her friends god-parent and he poo poo a brick. She was like "It's just water!" Fun Passover dinner conversation.

big curb your enthusiasm energy

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

I wish I had a Christmas tree, and a wife

its nice

Lib and let die posted:

It's a lot of maintenance tbh

also true

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

really queer Christmas posted:

Hell yeah, bring back the monarchy. Divine right this place up

this is it, folks. this year is the year of the Carlists

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
brb guys I have to go do a coup at the liquor store by standing outside and waiting for security to let me in

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Fluoride Jones posted:

brb guys I have to go do a coup at the liquor store by standing outside and waiting for security to let me in

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Victory Position posted:

this is it, folks. this year is the year of the Carlists

You have made yourself a mortal enemy this day.

*unfurls house of bourbon flag*

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Victory Position posted:

this is it, folks. this year is the year of the Carlists

The beginning of the Brutananadilewski dynasty

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Fluoride Jones posted:

brb guys I have to go do a coup at the liquor store by standing outside and waiting for security to let me in

lol

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Victory Position posted:

this is it, folks. this year is the year of the Carlists

socialism and monarchism? yum yum

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

bedpan posted:

socialism and monarchism? yum yum

All these libs screaming about the red-brown alliance gonna poo poo themselves when the red-purple alliance blooms

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

on second thought, enough has already transpired to make Mellismo a functioning force again

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellismo

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Shear Modulus posted:

fuckin pissed off!!!! the only family on my block who has a biden harris sign is also the biggest jews i know and while driving by i just saw they have a christmas tree in the window

i wonder can you get any more democrat than a practicing jew who puts up a christmas tree

wtf is this post even.

My tree is for Solstice. Suck my dick.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Shear Modulus posted:

fuckin pissed off!!!! the only family on my block who has a biden harris sign is also the biggest jews i know and while driving by i just saw they have a christmas tree in the window

i wonder can you get any more democrat than a practicing jew who puts up a christmas tree

Johnny Carson Show audience-ishly: HOW BIG WERE THEY?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lumpentroll posted:

give me my loving money

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


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Grimey Drawer

really queer Christmas posted:

All these libs screaming about the red-brown alliance gonna poo poo themselves when the red-purple alliance blooms

:confused:

everyone already knows about the democratic party. they just picked up legendary war criminal colin powell!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fluoride Jones posted:

brb guys I have to go do a coup at the liquor store by standing outside and waiting for security to let me in

banned for making light of this Assault On Democracy

Yinlock has issued a correction as of 07:09 on Jan 11, 2021

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

BRAKE FOR MOOSE posted:

I mean I closed my accounts on every platform except Twitter (where I just stopped tweeting) a year ago because I was sick of seeing them constantly banning leftists while letting these fascists go wild

so yeah, the sudden "OMG OUR RIGHTS" nonsense popping up when they finally get around to deplatforming Nazis is a little bit loving suspect

they're under the impression that all of social media has been protecting leftists this entire time, like fascists haven't been a protected posting class up to this point

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

banned for making like of this Assault On Democracy

speaking of, leper's colony getting pretty full

mods working overtime

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

RaySmuckles posted:

speaking of, leper's colony getting pretty full

mods working overtime

Old Man Mod working on his curated liberal bonsai tree

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Rectal Death Adept posted:

don't forget that they also are accusing the people who had a mini 2x4 gallows setup with a noose on it of somehow planning to hang the entire congress one by one over a period of days. This is proof of literally everyone at the protest being a pre-meditated murderer.

Now when any leftist protests show up with a comedy guillotine they can be immediately arrested for intent to kill. ThEy PlAnNeD tO bEhEaD sOmEoNe:byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame::byodame:

This is always what liberals have wanted.

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

I had liberal "I agree with BLM but" types I know saying they wanted protesters charged for writing "bitch" in front of a city councilwoman's house in chalk back in June.

Like, this isn't either new or unexpected in any way. They are the definition of wanting any peace whether it's a just peace or simply silence.

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