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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

This is just like one of my midwestern cinemas.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/DSA_RACIST/status/1348751854214279173

Edit:
https://twitter.com/AlbyEarley/status/1348603197959659525

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Jan 11, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/FishFlakes_/status/1348332146314850304?s=20

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Mak0rz posted:

I thought there was a link to the original tiktok in that thread but now I don't know where I found it.

I'm not even sure about it anymore myself to be honest :psyduck:

It's cool. Instances of the Mandela effect are increasing as our overlords continue to edit things to see just how ridiculous things will get before we wake up.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1348575567201918980

No fingerprints, because they keep washing their hands

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

D-Pad posted:

It's cool. Instances of the Mandela effect are increasing as our overlords continue to edit things to see just how ridiculous things will get before we wake up.

https://twitter.com/talesofbeyond/status/1348360878312316933?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AlexKontorovich/status/1348763806739128324

https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1348702561788899330

https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1348736732129214464

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/1348756161026281472

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/kellygreig/status/1348707791343669254?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Oh cool, looking forward to the story of 5 dead because a trucker was masturbating while driving.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/aleph_nought/status/1348342187877158916

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Am I going insane due to the end of Adobe Flash, or does this dude sound exactly like Homestar Runner crying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1P_hPf-woA&t=62s

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

canyoneer posted:

https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1348575567201918980

No fingerprints, because they keep washing their hands

I feel like it's time for a Sly Cooper joke, but all I know about that series is that there's a thief raccoon named Sly Cooper. If someone who's actually played the games is inspired by this to make a good joke, then please remember that I am legally entitled to 50% of the empty-quotes that may result from your endeavor.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1348685973773758467?s=20

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
"your cock is mine now" sounds like something they should just set up a normal business and charge for

like, prehacked chastity belts

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/bagelofdeath/status/1348397309550333955?s=21

bort
Mar 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1348776470815125504?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


idgi :(

Edit:
Oh I assume it's a reference to the daily COVID casualties, but who's this guy?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

We just had the first day 4,000 American's died from COVID.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Mak0rz posted:

idgi :(

Edit:
Oh I assume it's a reference to the daily COVID casualties, but who's this guy?

Scott Atlas is one of America's big medical advisors and a large part of the reason why covid deaths are so high.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/docatcdi/status/1348539723342622723?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1348819812911222785

https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1348697393093611524

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/stephenpunwasi/status/1348329165502746626?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1348840272067657731?s=20

Also, how the gently caress did Elon Musk skip over Jeff Bezos that quick, like what the gently caress? I loving hat Jeff Bezos but that seems weird.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1348840272067657731?s=20

Also, how the gently caress did Elon Musk skip over Jeff Bezos that quick, like what the gently caress? I loving hat Jeff Bezos but that seems weird.
TSLA is up 700% YoY ($105 -> $810), AMZN is up 70% YoY ($1890 -> $3100). Not sure how many shares Musk has, but TSLA is doing gangbusters.

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 06:28 on Jan 12, 2021

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Widespread insanity is driving Tesla's stock to absolutely ridiculous heights.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1348840272067657731?s=20

Also, how the gently caress did Elon Musk skip over Jeff Bezos that quick, like what the gently caress? I loving hat Jeff Bezos but that seems weird.

Tesla stock had a mad run of 30 percent in the last 11 days, and a lot more over the last year. It's technically all on paper as it's all stock evaluations. It'd pretty bonkers but will propably crash in a bit.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1348840272067657731?s=20

Also, how the gently caress did Elon Musk skip over Jeff Bezos that quick, like what the gently caress? I loving hat Jeff Bezos but that seems weird.

First, you must understand how the stock market works - very stupidly, based primarily on tummyfeels of the dumbest richest gamblers

Musk specifically is a lot like Trump, in that the way he wins is by lying constantly and letting the world's dumbest idiots proclaim him king

Piell has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Jan 12, 2021

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/939105138043768832?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

At least that dude admits it's a social science. There's so many people who thinks it's related to math or physics when it has so much more in common with sociology.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Economics cannot be astrology for dudes because myers briggs is already astrology for dudes.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OwlFancier posted:

Economics cannot be astrology for dudes because myers briggs is already astrology for dudes.

There can be two "astrology for dudes" there's definitely more than two versions of astrology for people who believe in astrology.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/bakkooonn/status/1122436699340984320?s=21

GlenMR
Dec 11, 2005

What is this emotion called "criminal negligence"?

Erin Ryan is an excellent follow. She goes to all sorts of US States, and then hates them.

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Economics cannot be astrology for dudes because myers briggs is already astrology for dudes.

Myers Briggs is astrology for nerds, not dudes.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Yeah Myers Briggs is for INTJs of all genders

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Arsenic Lupin posted:

I love this thread of packaged foods remembered from a Scots childhood.

https://twitter.com/memorialdevice/status/1348645696363225089

A great many of these are very familiar from an Irish childhood - I envied the kids that got angel delight, potato waffles and findus crispy pancakes, all we got were homecooked meals, packed with healthy ingredients and boring :( They should add wagon wheels to the list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkWKTeKHBWA

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Piell posted:

First, you must understand how the stock market works - very stupidly, based primarily on tummyfeels of the dumbest richest gamblers

Musk specifically is a lot like Trump, in that the way he wins is by lying constantly and letting the world's dumbest idiots proclaim him king

It's nonsense valuation which any accountant would laugh out of the room (or at least start vomiting up ~5 page statutory disclaimers).

Just because he has 500 bajillion in shares doesn't mean he can recieve 500 bajillion in value from them, whether by selling them or taken as his share of the company's profit.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Pookah posted:

They should add wagon wheels to the list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkWKTeKHBWA

I always get Wagon Wheels mixed up with Choc Wheatens. Any time anyone mentions Wagon Wheels, I instantly think "I like Wagon Wheels" only to realise that I was actually remembering Choc Wheatens. But then I realise that I also like Wagon Wheels. They're both good. Choc Wheatens are better though.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1348697950168391680

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