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zegermans posted:Klob vore comic Never forget the Klob vore comic GGGGGGGGGGGN
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Thump! posted:Uhhh if LBJ were president today we'd be hearing about his massive loving donger dude as a dem they’d play coy about it but have the surrogates brag about having the BIG guy johnson on our side tee hee they wouldn’t have fun and really lean into his massive hog
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Mr. Lobe posted:This is one of those sorts of things that in Call of Cthulhu, you'd lose sanity points for scrutinizing it too closely tentacles lower left
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OMEGA HOUSE!!@!@ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODejBuFlY20 Lamech has issued a correction as of 06:15 on Jan 12, 2021 |
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Snopes called up the widow of the guy who tased his balls to death, and asked her if her deceased husband had tased his balls to death.
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NightGyr posted:Snopes called up the widow of the guy who tased his balls to death, and asked her if her deceased husband had tased his balls to death. He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts
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Lamech posted:OMEGA HOUSE!!@!@ i h ad never seen this before and am losing my poo poo at the fridge being 90% beer and milk. dudes rock. that entire living situation is dudes rock honestly
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:i h ad never seen this before and am losing my poo poo at the fridge being 90% beer and milk. dudes rock. that entire living situation is dudes rock honestly That house is more chill and cool than anything schumer has ever done
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HashtagGirlboss posted:He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts
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NightGyr posted:Snopes called up the widow of the guy who tased his balls to death, and asked her if her deceased husband had tased his balls to death. Chudwife lied to save herself embarrassment. #balltasetruth
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Inceltown posted:Chudwife lied to save herself embarrassment. #balltasetruth This but unironically
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HashtagGirlboss posted:He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts
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Mr. Lobe posted:This but unironically I was not being ironic in the slightest.
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Inceltown posted:I was not being ironic in the slightest. Yes I know
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Eat This Glob posted:i thought west point was straight-up tuition free? i suppose putting in a clawback provision if you get discharged, drop out, or transfer would be a good way to keep cadets. i have no idea how comissions and military academies work. when i joined the army and subsequently sustained an injury that kept me from going to basic, they just had me sign a form and that was that. i was exempt from the poverty draft. I had a West Point lieutenant who joined one of my units who didn't give a gently caress about anything: didn't care if you addressed him correctly, didn't care about uniform standards, nothing. We wound up doing night duty together one time and I asked him why he even joined the Army. He told me that when he accepted the offer to West Point, all he really knew was he was getting a full ride to play college football and he didn't realize there was a service obligation when he graduated. The other West Point lieutenant I had loving hated West Point. When we were on duty together, she would tell stories about how the cadets are basically forced into buying all this espirit de corps graduation bullshit on loans from USAA and it really pissed her off: she didnt want to buy a class ring and was basically told that if she didnt buy a ring, she wasn't going to graduate.
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time is slowing down tremendously, even compared to the last four (thousand) years. January 19th will be approximately fourteen years long on its own
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HashtagGirlboss posted:He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts world class post
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that week when the new york times put up 5 articles from, like, 10 authors about how alan dershowitz's neighbors were mean to him because he was a trump guy https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/03/us/alan-dershowitz-marthas-vineyard.html https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/03/us/marthas-vineyard-trump.html https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/05/opinion/dershowitz-marthas-vineyard.html https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/07/us/politics/alan-dershowitz-trump.html https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/09/opinion/alan-dershowitz-shunning-mccarthyism.html
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lol one of them said that she would stab him in the heart if she saw him again at another martha's vineyard party or something also it was so well covered because the nyt guys all wanted to go hang out in martha's vineyard
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Bush looking for WMD under his desk was the closest they ever came to admitting the entire thing was a lie
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Dershowitz's way too specific denials about Epstein related stuff.
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muscles like this! posted:Dershowitz's way too specific denials about Epstein related stuff. And most things in general. Dershowitz being public enemy #1 among white conservatives thanks to OJ until he started defending trump
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HashtagGirlboss posted:He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts Amps in the Pants
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Amps in the Pants
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HashtagGirlboss posted:He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts
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The beer summit
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the v-shaped recovery lmao
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Gazpacho posted:the v-shaped recovery lmao the k-shaped recovery lmao
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One for the lovers of the art that was President Trrrp https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1348879180658860032
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Gazpacho posted:the v-shaped recovery lmao the small business tyrant that owns my job could NOT shut up about this lmao
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Remember when Mark Zuckerberg traipsed around America's farmlands in preparation for a presidential run? Remember when he asked Xi Jinping to name his child and Xi refused?
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Mantis42 posted:Remember when he asked Xi Jinping to name his child and Xi refused? Actually, no.
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