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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Buddykins posted:

gently caress every ivy league school

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I hate the post 9/11 paranoia surveillance hellscape but if it's going to exist (and it's going to) it might as well be used to gently caress over people who wish me death

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/newsmax/status/1349062677910474753
Reagan World sounds like it would have some sweet coasters.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

secret service has nothing to do with Schumer

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

titty_baby_ posted:

Its from this old patent Sony has for interactive ads where you gotta use ur remote like a wii controller to make the ads go away

Its actually concept art for terminator 2, judgement day

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Al-Saqr posted:

how the gently caress did the Secret Service not immediately tackle this bitch and immediately beat the poo poo out of her. how the gently caress did she get within knifing distance of chuck schumer the gently caress poo poo country and security is this?!?!

secret service are trump true believers op

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty


I love that your av is scoping out those balls

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


titty_baby_ posted:

Its from this old patent Sony has for interactive ads where you gotta use ur remote like a wii controller to make the ads go away

oh yeah I forgot about that
fuckin hell

A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013
t'lubbbm

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

magiccarpet posted:

dems why are you anywhere except behind bulletproof glass right now

good time to go for a drive in dallas I think.

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/ZeeshanAleem/status/1349057944143454211?s=20

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Al-Saqr posted:

how the gently caress did the Secret Service not immediately tackle this bitch and immediately beat the poo poo out of her. how the gently caress did she get within knifing distance of chuck schumer the gently caress poo poo country and security is this?!?!

That ain't knifing distance by a long shot.
Anyway, more Schumer
https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/1349064396560097283?s=19

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nonsense posted:

lol goons literally favorite senator from california

to be fair the only other senators from ca have been feinstein and harris

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
throw pickle in burger

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

titty_baby_ posted:

Its from this old patent Sony has for interactive ads where you gotta use ur remote like a wii controller to make the ads go away

black mirror did this with the Fifteen Million Merits episode

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Al-Saqr posted:

Can we not be pedantic about this and focus on the fact that a Maga crazy managed to get into knifing distance of chuck schumer after a failed coup and wasnt immediately tackled and taken away.

I’m not trying to be pedantic. I was just wondering whose job it is.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/LisaMarieBoothe/status/1349020538501558279?s=20

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Glumwheels posted:

Neither of those races are certified yet nor have the new senators been sworn in.

lmao big democrat energy litigating what "day one" means

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Imagine, on command, every man in america being able to have any woman's wikifeet entry read aloud to him inside his mind.

You see the poor AT&T girl in a commercial and your brain just starts on its own going, "FOUR POINT THREE IN THIS SHOT, TOUGH TO SEE HER POLISH COLOR."

Then reading you off someone's ASCII pepe saying NICE.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Augus posted:

i don't understand this image

A hamburger stands in front of you. A pickle lays flat on the ground beside the hamburger. The hamburger awaits the pickle. You know that the hamburger and the pickle are destined to become as one. The hamburger awaits the pickle. You have the power to complete the synthesis. The hamburger awaits the pickle. Why aren't you putting the pickle on the hamburger?

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

I was kinda surprised that journalists were allowed to stream down there on the day lol

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Agrajag posted:

secret service are trump true believers op

If this was true pence would have died last week

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

CredulousAtBest posted:

I was kinda surprised that journalists were allowed to stream down there on the day lol

they weren't supposed to and were threatened by police several times, but the cops weren't enforcing anything that day

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



doogle toop

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ChristinaKVUE/status/1349053232438538241

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1349030424069156865

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




i wonder if they physically picked up the turtle and ran him down the corridors

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Tump arriving soon at ay lmao

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


I know grandma, now take ur Metamucil and ill turn the channel to Newsmax for you

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Probably this one https://www.washingtontunnels.com/

The Capitol Hill map doesn't load, currently.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


yeah cspam had that raw intel too, because journos and people who watch altright types were tweeting about it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Al-Saqr posted:

Can we not be pedantic about this and focus on the fact that a Maga crazy managed to get into knifing distance of chuck schumer after a failed coup and wasnt immediately tackled and taken away.

That's just his friend Mrs. Bailey, she's a centrist from long island. She's telling him how the country really feels so he knows how to vote.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1349064882583457795

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 37 minutes!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

That ain't knifing distance by a long shot.
Anyway, more Schumer
https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/1349064396560097283?s=19

we'll see

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Trump is literally done, he can't go to Europe, he's finished

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



Swagger, baby

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

reminder that the gop would have a house majority if it weren’t for a couple state supreme courts declaring gop gerrymanders illegal

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Uh do we have a source on this that isn't a chud propoganda feed?

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Star Phlatulence posted:

A hamburger stands in front of you. A pickle lays flat on the ground beside the hamburger. The hamburger awaits the pickle. You know that the hamburger and the pickle are destined to become as one. The hamburger awaits the pickle. You have the power to complete the synthesis. The hamburger awaits the pickle. Why aren't you putting the pickle on the hamburger?

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