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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Ganso Bomb posted:

Here's a random video of him from 2018 (I figured it'd be easy to find a quick video of this guy but it was all YouTube white dudes talking about WWE business shake-ups as if they know what anything actually means): https://twitter.com/cheddar/status/950835116351238144

From certain angles, his head looks relatively normal. It's kind of only when he turns and you see him straight-on that you realize he's got a such a tall forehead. He definitely photographs looking way more absurd than I think he actually looks in real life.

Another video for comparison:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tin-utUKnFg
His forehead certainly looks bigger than in the other video, yet somehow not as bad as in most pictures.

Hey, maybe he is one of those 'lizard people', but he fails to properly adjust his 'human suit' most of the time.

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Cameras flatten your face out so it takes a kind of big forehead that has a lot of slope and turns it into a monolith. The hair also uh, does not help.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

He has money that can fix hiding that forehead or he can just shave it all off.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Shard posted:

You know what a lot of people don't talk about Austin was the little things. He's just so loving pissed off and yet also hilarious. Those sit up and push ups were inspired. His entire run from 96 to 2002 was filled with little moments like this.

My favorites with him will always be those early pissed off promos with Bret during their feud, especially leading to WM13. That whole thing was marvelous & Austin was hysterically unhinged, I loved it :allears:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Move his face up 3 inches and be looks more normal with a big ol chin

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Posting this partially so I don't forget to check it out later:

https://twitter.com/ultimodanman/status/1349069200975941640

Watched the opening couple of minutes and it seems pretty neat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_m1TAgds9A

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Ganso Bomb posted:

Posting this partially so I don't forget to check it out later:

https://twitter.com/ultimodanman/status/1349069200975941640

Watched the opening couple of minutes and it seems pretty neat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_m1TAgds9A

Well that was frigging awesome. I legit popped when Cara Noir showed up

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Gene Munny is my favorite name for a British wrestler. It helps that he's fun.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Barrios clearly has one of those new age hair pieces that they glue down and then cut and style after it’s adhered to your head, so I’d imagine a lot of it is his hairline not being in the same place every time.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

jesus WEP posted:

you're not wrong, look at this magnificent bastard


This looks like Chuck Taylor.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
You take that the gently caress back

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


yeah chuckie isnt that cute

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i like to make fun of peoples' face and body when it's helping to defeat the bad guys

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

please take the above at face value and do not "come at" me with words like "scan", "grok", "parse", "dunk", etc.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Pylons posted:

This looks like Chuck Taylor.

The goatee means that he's the evil Chuck like in Star Trek

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/TBARRetribution/status/1349160923483807746

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

T-BAR

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


how can you expect anyone to know what your finishing move is t bar.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Procrastinator posted:

how can you expect anyone to know what your finishing move is t bar.

It's getting pinned, so maybe he's talking about Peter Avalon or something

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I think he's talking about the GTS/Burning Hammer finisher that Sammy does which they both stole from KENTA anyway.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1348365259187367937

ICR
Dec 31, 2008


He is so toxic to wrestling and this dumb rear end war. Literally a wrestler dies and communities ask for unity and here’s a professional wrestler creating and facilitating the war.

He’s not a good person. Never has been either behind the scenes. Very sad to see this.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Pylons posted:

I think he's talking about the GTS/Burning Hammer finisher that Sammy does which they both stole from KENTA anyway.

Sammy also does a 630

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Dominik Dijakovic seems like he sucks rear end!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
He's a heel you idiots. It's perfect character work for a guy whose gimmick is...plotting to violently tear down the corrupt WWE system? That can't be right

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Whining about your finisher being stolen is bottom rung wrestle bullshit

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/sammyguevara/status/1349171371071442946

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!






Totally wrecked.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

The Croc posted:

Totally wrecked.

Matt Demorest dates back to the same playground as Ortiz and Sir William Black.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Hahahah

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

drat Sammy you ain't gotta kill him

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

Matt Demorest dates back to the same playground as Ortiz and Sir William Black.

Ortiz needs to get Sir William a TNT payday.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1349172183403094019?s=20

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I think, of all the phrases you could cobble together in the English language, that's a top 10 most fun one to say incredulously

The Lore of The Fiend

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

Matt Demorest dates back to the same playground as Ortiz and Sir William Black.

wait, gently caress, ortiz is one of those dope playground kids?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
He SOLD for the LORE

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


God drat. Someone call the cops because there's been a murder.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Critical posted:

wait, gently caress, ortiz is one of those dope playground kids?

Correct.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Critical posted:

wait, gently caress, ortiz is one of those dope playground kids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMkDnfHGetA

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Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


Someone had better check on T-bar

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