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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Strategic Tea posted:

It's nonsense valuation which any accountant would laugh out of the room (or at least start vomiting up ~5 page statutory disclaimers).

Just because he has 500 bajillion in shares doesn't mean he can recieve 500 bajillion in value from them, whether by selling them or taken as his share of the company's profit.
it's the same valuation method that had Bezos over him until now. It's news when the title of "#1 in most imaginary dollars" changes hands

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/cisgenderhaver/status/1348483871990558720

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/FirenzeMike/status/1348822217359036418

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ickle_dead/status/1348585352466993153

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/ade__n/status/1347395092953313286

The video is a must watch.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Pookah posted:

A great many of these are very familiar from an Irish childhood - I envied the kids that got angel delight, potato waffles and findus crispy pancakes, all we got were homecooked meals, packed with healthy ingredients and boring :( They should add wagon wheels to the list.

A great many of the items on that list are incredibly, eye poppingly exciting foods when you're a child, which you buy as an adult only to find them bland and rubbish.

(Angel delight owns though)

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/heefnoff/status/1349026249814011905

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/docatcdi/status/1348539723342622723?s=21

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Horace posted:

A great many of the items on that list are incredibly, eye poppingly exciting foods when you're a child, which you buy as an adult only to find them bland and rubbish.

(Angel delight owns though)

For me this was Findus Crispy Pancakes. I think I finally had one when I was home by myself and had done the shopping alone, i must have been 15\16 at the time. They did not live upto the hype.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Incredible. Next level pro move

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1349094338127659018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1348988647358537729

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Currency of the future.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don’t even think the vast majority even pretend it’s that,

It’s a get Rich scheme

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Specifically, a pyramid scheme hence they're always trying to get more suckers to get involved.

But yes, it's hilarious to see the various factions of the bitcoin universe all argue about what exactly that stupid thing is supposed to even be.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Hit play! https://twitter.com/andrewkeates/status/1349079378177781761

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

My only goal in life at this point is to meet a capybara in person, I want that to happen and then a sniper to take me out.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Skwirl posted:

My only goal in life at this point is to meet a capybara in person, I want that to happen and then a sniper to take me out.

shocking twist: the capybara and the sniper are one and the same

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

projecthalaxy posted:

shocking twist: the capybara and the sniper are one and the same

If I'm currently hugging whoever shoots me I don't think they can be called a sniper.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1349125981265653765?s=20

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Skwirl posted:

If I'm currently hugging whoever shoots me I don't think they can be called a sniper.

He shoots behind you all the way around the globe.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
eve6 is so good at posting

https://twitter.com/Overlapping/status/1349157476734791681?s=20

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Pad See Ew and I’m through with you

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/sergeyager/status/1349158925552087040?s=19

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/FVBXVIVIVI/status/1348717737774759938

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/uncannyxcerpts/status/1348822371852029954

https://twitter.com/Hiiroshiiii/status/1348545300223332356

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

“Yuzu Capybara Onsen” is my new D&D name.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


This one's absurdity is on purpose. It's from Sean Distan and Scott Aukerman's podcast, We Have to Stop Talking About Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle on Comedy Bang Bang

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Huh.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1349220495145590784

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/MooseAllain/status/839472685239398400?s=20

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I like this but it'll probably never take:

https://twitter.com/sashazazzi/status/1349332380876636162

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1349165100221882369

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010



lol I used to listen to those guys literally over 15 years ago but had completely forgotten and the biggest wave of nostalgia just hit. Weird how the brain works because as soon as I put on Inside Out all the lyrics came back to me perfectly.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I have no idea who eve6 is or why everyone is so enthused with his lovely tweets

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

A band from a while ago. I just listened to their top songs on Spotify and I recognize them and they're fine. I guess one of the guys started doing dril lite and people seem to like it. I dunno, seems harmless.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/megelison/status/1349160318212009984

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




It also helps that most of em have the Innsmouth look.

Which is pretty drat mean of me.

To the people of Innsmouth.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WheatNOil/status/1339624815137722368

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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