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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
If a president is impeached and removed from office, do they lose the lifetime secret service detail and state funeral?

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Rectal Placenta posted:

If a president is impeached and removed from office, do they lose the lifetime secret service detail and state funeral?

That's one of the things they can include in addition to being permanently barred from ever holding public office or government position, yes

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Rectal Placenta posted:

If a president is impeached and removed from office, do they lose the lifetime secret service detail and state funeral?

That needs a separate vote of 50+ I think but if you have the votes to get an impeachment conviction in the senate you have votes to do that

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1349162173117976577

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Rectal Placenta posted:

If a president is impeached and removed from office, do they lose the lifetime secret service detail and state funeral?

Yeah it's why Nixon resigned instead

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1349153475742076928

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


a neat cape posted:

Yeah it's why Nixon resigned instead

It would be in Trump's best interest to resign but he never will. Because he's a moron.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I don’t want anyone else to get hurt, but what I would give to have one of those assholes Plaxico Burress themselves, preferably while congress is in session

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Also remember that Boebert tweeted when and where Pelosi and some other reps were being moved to during the riot. That feels like a huge huge security breach on its own.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1349161743977742340?s=19

Steve Scalise got his dick n balls shot off and he is so buried in the culture war poo poo he is against the metal detectors lol

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


C-Euro posted:

Also remember that Boebert tweeted when and where Pelosi and some other reps were being moved to during the riot. That feels like a huge huge security breach on its own.

Boebert is a loving tarted-up 2A bimbo in the mold of Palin.

I'd be discouraged if there weren't so many dipshits in Congress already (FREEDOM CAUCUS).

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Holy christ, are you loving serious? Our government is finding itself unable to operate because our elected officials aren't allowed to carry loaded guns into chambers?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/formerlyfiz/status/1349175040810614785?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'm a cat person and I would die for that dog

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

LeeMajors posted:

Boebert is a loving tarted-up 2A bimbo in the mold of Palin.

I'd be discouraged if there weren't so many dipshits in Congress already (FREEDOM CAUCUS).

I’m sorry, Colorado was like this when we got here. We’re trying to fix it, I swear.

E:


Did you wind up getting the iPhone 12?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Freaquency posted:

I’m sorry, Colorado was like this when we got here. We’re trying to fix it, I swear.

Colorado is largely on the correct path, but its such an interesting state. Strong fundie horseshit in Colorado Springs, fairly liberal overall however, but strong libertarian streaks everywhere.

I loving love Colorado and my brother in law lives out there now. I've been several times and a close old friend of mine lived out there for awhile in the mountains. We'd probably live there if my wife could tolerate the cold and we didn't have family here.

It's such a weird state politically though. Generally good but prone to disappointing me electorally.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

I bet they all were in favor of airport security and stadium checks

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

FizFashizzle posted:

guys some poo poo is going down

Fiz, I love you, man, you're an intelligent guy, but you need to get off Twitter or stop believing everything that gets passed around. Just because it's on the Internet doesn't make it true. Think back to a week ago when you were convinced that Pence was secretly meeting with people to enact the 25th and Pelosi and Schumer had votes for whatever, and you were all "IT'S loving HAPPENING"

Take a step back and breathe.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Hahaha holy poo poo the news is loving wild. The military just sent a memo to cogress calling what Trump did sedition and incitement to insurrection, a congress woman just gave new details about cops getting beaten with lead pipes, getting tazed, getting shot at by their own service weapons, The DC DA says he's charging up to 70 people with felony sedition, and Trump still hasn't said a word about the dead cop.

I cannot believe that I am alive to see this, it's bananas

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1349161743977742340?s=19

Steve Scalise got his dick n balls shot off and he is so buried in the culture war poo poo he is against the metal detectors lol

I still think about how an avowed leftist shot up the GOP congressional caucus in broad daylight, while the GOP controlled the entire federal government, and we didn't get even a token "no guns for pinko commies and lieberals" gun control law out of it. That probably should have been a warning to everyone that the GOP is terrified of its militia wing, but maybe I'm reading the whole situation wrong.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







dude never bitched about getting his nuts blown off but this metal detector?

well that's just too much

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Freaquency posted:

I’m sorry, Colorado was like this when we got here. We’re trying to fix it, I swear.
Was or wasn't?

Anyways, Boebert is a Florida native who moved to Aurora with her family when she was in her teens. The district she represents is populated with chuds.

LeeMajors posted:

Colorado is largely on the correct path, but its such an interesting state. Strong fundie horseshit in Colorado Springs, fairly liberal overall however, but strong libertarian streaks everywhere.
AFAIK Colorado has been trending blue ever since Obama won it in 2008; before that it was a swing state. Colorado Springs is firmly red with strong military presence and the aforementioned Christian fundamentalists. Haven't encountered too many libertarians while living here tho

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

D-LINK posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo the news is loving wild. The military just sent a memo to cogress calling what Trump did sedition and incitement to insurrection, a congress woman just gave new details about cops getting beaten with lead pipes, getting tazed, getting shot at by their own service weapons, The DC DA says he's charging up to 70 people with felony sedition, and Trump still hasn't said a word about the dead cop.

I cannot believe that I am alive to see this, it's bananas

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1349161743977742340?s=19

Steve Scalise got his dick n balls shot off and he is so buried in the culture war poo poo he is against the metal detectors lol

I worked with his wife when he got shot in the nards. The Ts & Ps were flying. And yeah, she was a total Karen.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Who wants to 100% agree with Tucker on something? Somehow not a Cumtown bit.

https://twitter.com/Chase_Hend/status/1349206951733899264

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://i.imgur.com/lbiYbNa.mp4

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gUFeQsWYlo

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

Who wants to 100% agree with Tucker on something? Somehow not a Cumtown bit.

https://twitter.com/Chase_Hend/status/1349206951733899264

Who knew that the common ground we would find is dream boats

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

God I miss the days when the internet was largely morons hurting themselves and porn, now it’s just hot takes and existential crises. Where’s the love gone?!?!?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What's the version of this where it works how they expected? Like if the table hadn't broken did they think it'd be fine?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Thaddius the Large posted:

God I miss the days when the internet was largely morons hurting themselves and porn, now it’s just hot takes and existential crises. Where’s the love gone?!?!?

My friend, go to youtube and put the word "dashcam" in and then just watch everything that comes up

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

I love whenever this gets posted anywhere. Thank you for bringing me joy tonight.

"You guys okay?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Okay dude what's wrong?"

"OOAAAAAAAOAOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Skwirl posted:

What's the version of this where it works how they expected? Like if the table hadn't broken did they think it'd be fine?

The table is supposed to break, they thought it would break their fall because they're idiots

Braksgirl posted:

I worked with his wife when he got shot in the nards. The Ts & Ps were flying. And yeah, she was a total Karen.

what the heck are Ts and Ps

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Intruder posted:



what the heck are Ts and Ps

"Thoughts and prayers"

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Holy christ, are you loving serious? Our government is finding itself unable to operate because our elected officials aren't allowed to carry loaded guns into chambers?

On one hand, I absolutely don't believe that any Congressperson should be carrying guns into chambers, and that a lot of this is performative bullshit by 2A nutcases, but on the other, I wonder how many started carrying after Wednesday. AOC said that she thought she was going to die, and I'm sure she was far from the only one:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1349217142407745538

BuzzFeed News posted:

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said in an Instagram Live on Tuesday night that she had a “very close encounter” on Jan. 6, the day of the violent insurrection at the US Capitol, and that she thought she "was going to die.”

Ocasio-Cortez did not provide many details about what happened to her on Jan. 6, saying she was not certain if she could "disclose the full details" given security issues. But she called the encounter “traumatizing," saying, “I did not know if I was going to make it to the end of that day alive.”

...

The Democrat said that she worried during the storming of the Capitol about other members of Congress knowing her location, saying she was concerned there were colleagues “who would create opportunities to allow me to be hurt, kidnapped, etc.” She said that she “didn’t feel safe around other members of Congress.”

And speaking of AOC:

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1349225421536071681

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Leperflesh posted:

My friend, go to youtube and put the word "dashcam" in and then just watch everything that comes up

Anything Russian is a good watch thats for sure

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
um

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1349195548377587713

e: Panic buttons in offices had been torn out :stare:

https://twitter.com/jazmineulloa/status/1349220557951283200

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jan 13, 2021

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/munson_jo/status/1348735487188422659?s=20

We are a fundamentally broken country and I don't know how we fix it. If I was a member of congress right now I'd probably want to carry a gun, but also the members of congress who want to carry a gun were probably collaborating with the people who just tried to kill me.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
just a few assassination attempts of political opponents no big deal totally normal

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jota posted:

just a few assassination attempts of political opponents no big deal totally normal

No need to prevent people who bragged about how they'd enter the congressional chamber armed from entering the congressional chamber after setting off the metal detectors

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