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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Giroud has women stick Twix bars up his rear end tyvm.

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


blue footed boobie posted:

Giroud has women stick Twix bars up his rear end tyvm.

Yeah, Giroud is as straight as they come, so who had the orgy?

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Look at that beard. Who wouldn't take it for a spin?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Cannon_Fodder posted:

Look at that beard. Who wouldn't take it for a spin?

His wife isn't that hot tbf.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Shrapnig posted:

His wife isn't that hot tbf.

Gi-rude.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Shrapnig posted:

His wife isn't that hot tbf.

That’s why he had the instagram model shove a Twix up his butt.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I realise this isnt the 'post funny football things you suddenly remember' thread but today I just remembered that Wayne Rooney, England's record goalscorer and manager of Derby County, had sex with a granny lmao

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1345351223399108610

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Players doing poo poo like that should get a heavy ban imo.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Breaking lockdown is considered an action of endearment in Argentina

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Redczar posted:

Breaking lockdown is considered an action of endearment in Argentina

lol

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



c0burn posted:

Players doing poo poo like that should get a heavy ban imo.

Seriously, this should be at least 3 matches.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Lamela being a oval office, what a surprise.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



mandatory 14 day quarantine

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

In my country people go to prison for breaking lockdown. Imposing a lockdown you can't enforce leads to predictable outcomes

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Redczar posted:

Breaking lockdown is considered an action of endearment in Argentina

lol

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Redczar posted:

Breaking lockdown is considered an action of endearment in Argentina

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/02/follow-covid-restrictions-break-rules-compliance

Shocking revelations here that people ignore rules when they see rich people getting away with it

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Put all of the Brazilians, Argies, and Kyle Walker in a hermetically sealed bubble. No more 'rona spreading through squads.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Throw in fulham and you've got a deal

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Shrapnig posted:

Put all of the Brazilians, Argies, and Kyle Walker in a hermetically sealed bubble. No more 'rona spreading through squads.

We need to support sex workers!

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




brocked posted:

We need to support sex workers!

TBF with the proposed solution there's just one address to visit

Nutapii
Jun 24, 2020
If nothing else footballers need to learn to stop posing for/stop taking pictures of themselves doing dodgy poo poo. Or get onesies/Turkish hair transplants of anti-paparazzi reflective material.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Nutapii posted:

If nothing else footballers need to learn to stop posing for/stop taking pictures of themselves doing dodgy poo poo. Or get onesies/Turkish hair transplants of anti-paparazzi reflective material.

I hope they never stop, the dumber the better too.

Preferably there are some offensive costumes and ladies of questionable repute involved, maybe a bit of hippie crack or a lot of booze.

Accas if there are extremely sunburned English players and drunken rants against whatever country’s citizens they’re currently holidaying in.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Crunching the numbers and it doesn't seem like the lockdown has been effective at all tbf

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
thats class

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Big Ok Knew

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
weird Flex

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Peng?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

He's implying that he'd do her once she becomes "older"

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
"From Jamaican Creole kushempeng (“high-quality marijuana”). From clipping of penguin (“flightless sea bird”), deemed quintessentially cute." - Google's summary of the Wikipedia.


Still creepy.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Crack-peng?

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

This is just the woke mob gone mad. Everyone knows peng means "a respectable lady" in...*checks google*...Ireland.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Cannon_Fodder posted:

"From Jamaican Creole kushempeng (“high-quality marijuana”). From clipping of penguin (“flightless sea bird”), deemed quintessentially cute." - Google's summary of the Wikipedia.


Still creepy.

Whoever wrote that second part is mentally retarded, peng is not from shortening penguin.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Penguins are already pretty short tbh

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Akbar posted:

This is just the woke mob gone mad. Everyone knows peng means "a respectable lady" in...*checks google*...Ireland.

Ireland?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

The player who said it is Irish.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Mickolution posted:

The player who said it is Irish.

I see. Thanks for the clarification

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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
She's gonna have that penguin rear end when she's older.

hot drat!

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