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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


wtf it’s the most human Mark Zuckerberg I’ve seen that wasn’t made of wax.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The time Trump accidentally added Alabama to a list of states that a hurricane would hit and instead of correcting himself doubled down on it. So we ended up with a weather chart that had an addition crudely drawn on with a marker.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Platystemon posted:



wtf it’s the most human Mark Zuckerberg I’ve seen that wasn’t made of wax.

I'd be happy too, if I'd just implanted the first cyborg seed in a human womb.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Ginsburg #girlbossing away everything she worked her entire life for by not retiring because Breyer wasn't retiring and he was a man so why can't she stay on (at the time she had two entirely different types of cancer)

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



zegermans posted:

Ginsburg #girlbossing away everything she worked her entire life for by not retiring because Breyer wasn't retiring and he was a man so why can't she stay on (at the time she had two entirely different types of cancer)

lol trumps three supreme court justice picks

they didn’t even keep him in office lol the betrayal

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


zegermans posted:

Ginsburg #girlbossing away everything she worked her entire life for by not retiring because Breyer wasn't retiring and he was a man so why can't she stay on (at the time she had two entirely different types of cancer)

Ginsburg officiating a wedding with no masks then two weeks later she’s dead of covid

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

tony blair cucked rupert murdoch and sealed a decade of tory rule of britain

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Platystemon posted:

Actually, no.

lol yeah he was like "xi, we would be honored if you would suggest a name for our child" and his response was basically "nah"

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Mantis42 posted:

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg traipsed around America's farmlands in preparation for a presidential run?

I was just thinking about this, they had to hide how short he was in every single photo op.

Also his booster cushion when he sat before Congress.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Platystemon posted:



wtf it’s the most human Mark Zuckerberg I’ve seen that wasn’t made of wax.

binary domain was an underrated game

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~


Ziv Zulander posted:

Ginsburg officiating a wedding with no masks then two weeks later she’s dead of covid

“2020 has been rough, but yesterday was Supreme,” Solish wrote alongside the image. In an attempt to assuage the many commenters concerned about Ginsburg's safety, she added in a follow-up tweet, “And don't worry, we tested negative!”

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

sleeptalker posted:

I was just thinking about this, they had to hide how short he was in every single photo op.

Also his booster cushion when he sat before Congress.

hopping into the air here

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Thump! posted:

lol trumps three supreme court justice picks

they didn’t even keep him in office lol the betrayal

Obama had just Sotomayor and Kagan right?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hopping into the air here



I would have loved to have seen this in motion

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Mantis42 posted:

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg traipsed around America's farmlands in preparation for a presidential run?

Remember when he asked Xi Jinping to name his child and Xi refused?

Zuck eating plain toast straight from the toaster

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Platystemon posted:



wtf it’s the most human Mark Zuckerberg I’ve seen that wasn’t made of wax.

whose kid?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

zegermans posted:

whose kid?

That's not a child, that's Mark Zuckerberg.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Ziv Zulander posted:

Ginsburg officiating a wedding with no masks then two weeks later she’s dead of covid

the entire liberal establishment rending their garments in the aftermath, and then all rolling over to confirm ACB in her place lol

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Laterite posted:

the entire liberal establishment rending their garments in the aftermath, and then all rolling over to confirm ACB in her place lol

https://twitter.com/rezaaslan/status/1307107507131875330

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

the chuds went and did what they were too cowardly to do, for shame

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/774741598311776256

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Jogging through the Forbidden City like an average guy

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ivanka putting out feelers trying to rehabilitate her image so she'd have a post daddy political career.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum


Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Gavin McInnes shoving a dildo up his rear end on camera to own the libs

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flavius Aetass posted:

Gavin McInnes shoving a dildo up his rear end on camera to own the libs

I still have to ask: was this real? What the gently caress? What the heck?

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Flavius Aetass posted:

Gavin McInnes shoving a dildo up his rear end on camera to own the libs

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

that's a quintuple chin

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

taqueso posted:

that's a quintuple chin

You've got to hand it to him. One finger in every chin fold.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



obligatory

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I still have to ask: was this real? What the gently caress? What the heck?

in order, yup! Who knows! And lmao!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

in order, yup! Who knows! And lmao!

His clearly ingenious strategy has left me speechless.

E: so something good came of it!

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

"You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I remembered this from June.

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I know I posted about this recently but I can't help it



Everything about this. The fact he did it twice. The look on his face. His campaign manager going "wtf no stop." His supporters eagerly getting on their knees, mouths wide open for some Yang

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
tom steyer lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Flavius Aetass posted:

Gavin McInnes shoving a dildo up his rear end on camera to own the libs

apparently he's done this more than once, i remember someone posted a thing from one of his (ex?) fans where they were complaining about seeing his rear end in a top hat too often and mentioned how manicured it was

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

apparently he's done this more than once, i remember someone posted a thing from one of his (ex?) fans where they were complaining about seeing his rear end in a top hat too often and mentioned how manicured it was

lmfao

so doing it on camera was definitely a kink thing

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

"Is that your Bible?"

"It's a Bible."

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I know I posted about this recently but I can't help it



Everything about this. The fact he did it twice. The look on his face. His campaign manager going "wtf no stop." His supporters eagerly getting on their knees, mouths wide open for some Yang

I really want to know the sequence of steps, cognitive and logistical, that led to that outcome

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