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Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Hospital admissions are still basically vertical though, and we're passing the March peak for patients on ventilators. I think the worst is very much still to come, and not just in a nice smooth "positive tests plus two weeks" curve - I'm scared we're going to hit the "switch off everyone over 85 to free up the beds" stage at least locally in the next few weeks.

"This is good news - a few more days and it will be a definitive trend" is really dialling up the hopeful too.

E- The British Rail class 91 is one sexy locomotive.

Endjinneer fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Jan 13, 2021

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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

They were talking about making a virtual Graun columnist though. I can generate a Kieth corpus easily enough by just hooking a white noise generator into it.

Oh, yeah, I misread.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

KiethBot was cool and good for a very funny bit on the pod, but an AI Guardian journo is the first step towards a transphobic SkyNet

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



stev posted:

I feel like this is more of a blunt apology and admission of fault than we've seen from other centrists:

Every other centrist seems to just pretend Corbyn was actually awful and would have been far worse than the Tories. That way they can still use Corbyn as a reason to reject any centre left candidate for the next decade.

At least Jack says that Corbyn was good and they made a mistake.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wachter posted:

KiethBot was cool and good for a very funny bit on the pod, but an AI Guardian journo is the first step towards a transphobic SkyNet
MumsNet already exists :confused:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Oh yeah he only donated £100,000, it's not like that's a lot of money.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

SpaceCommie posted:

Every other centrist seems to just pretend Corbyn was actually awful and would have been far worse than the Tories. That way they can still use Corbyn as a reason to reject any centre left candidate for the next decade.

At least Jack says that Corbyn was good and they made a mistake.

IDK how you cut through this. Centrists and tory voters alike have absorbed it as an axiomatic truth that the tories are the best at governing. No matter what happens, labour would have been 10x worse.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Oh yeah he only donated £100,000, it's not like that's a lot of money.

I mean on the scale of tory donations thats probably the sort of donation which gets you a lunch with Michael Howard.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How much do I have to pay to avoid lunch with micheal howard?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

MumsNet already exists :confused:

I saw someone on Twitter describe it as Prosecco Stormfront and I've never been more intensely jealous of another person's writing.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



WhatEvil posted:

Also you'd have to spend a load of money cause all the poo poo he writes is behind loving Murdoch paywalls.

Drops a piece of paper with the words 'bypass paywalls' and a link to the google chrome store on it while whistling.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I saw someone on Twitter describe it as Prosecco Stormfront and I've never been more intensely jealous of another person's writing.

Ahem....


Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


e: nevermind SA is just bugging out or something

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Guavanaut posted:

MumsNet already exists :confused:

Well who's to say GuardAIn doesn't travel back in time to become MumsNet? It's like you've never watched a Terminator film!

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Endjinneer posted:

"This is good news - a few more days and it will be a definitive trend" is really dialling up the hopeful too.

E- The British Rail class 91 is one sexy locomotive.

On the subject of trains, apparently Network Rail are going to put a tunnel in place on the East Coast Mainline in the next couple of weeks.
By which I mean that they've already built the tunnel, alongside the track, and they're just going to move it into place when they're ready.

I thought it's pretty cool.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wachter posted:

Well who's to say GuardAIn doesn't travel back in time to become MumsNet? It's like you've never watched a Terminator film!
Was this one of them?

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Wachter posted:

GuardAIn

:golfclap:

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Do not, my friends, become addicted to dumb filter apps, it will take hold of you and you'll start imagining propaganda Pixar films about how our current crop of scum are actually just loveable goofballs

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Vitamin P posted:

Do not, my friends, become addicted to dumb filter apps, it will take hold of you and you'll start imagining propaganda Pixar films about how our current crop of scum are actually just loveable goofballs



Ok those are actually really well done.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mogg is literally just the team fortress 2 medic.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Johnson's is weirdly flattering other than the fact that his eyes are crossed.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Mogg is literally just the team fortress 2 medic.
The cartoon looks like him too. :v:

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

OwlFancier posted:

Mogg is literally just the team fortress 2 medic.

Oi, the TF2 medic was competent at... uh, I'm pretty sure literally everything he was good at was a war crime?

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Red Oktober posted:

Drops a piece of paper with the words 'bypass paywalls' and a link to the google chrome store on it while whistling.

I'm sure bypassing them is trivial but paywalls act as a handy reminder that I don't actually need or want to read any of that shite anyway.

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Mogg is literally just the team fortress 2 medic.

'What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh.'

Checks out....

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
The sad thing is that the only way to actually save journalism and continue to have investigative journalism as a thing probably is pay walls.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I mean on the scale of tory donations thats probably the sort of donation which gets you a lunch with Michael Howardto be Michael Howard's lunch

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


i’m truly astonished

the bbc comment section there is not an absolute sewer

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


The medic's rapid fire needle gun would come in pretty handy right now, we'd have the covid vaccinations done in no time.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

The medic's rapid fire needle gun would come in pretty handy right now, we'd have the covid vaccinations done in no time.

I appreciate this reference

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Kaal posted:

Ok those are actually really well done.

Yeah it is real competent tbh. The app is obviously designed to do female presenting faces more than male presenting faces, like it does variations of long hair really well but 100% cannot identify the existence of a beard, but it's legit fun to play around with.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Jakabite posted:

The sad thing is that the only way to actually save journalism and continue to have investigative journalism as a thing probably is pay walls.
I’d be OK with a paywall if there was even one news outlet worth a loving drat. Like gently caress am I giving any money to the Guardian or NYT.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1349371586055385088?s=19

Shaun Bailey really doesn't seem to want to be London Mayor, does he?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Vitamin P posted:

Yeah it is real competent tbh. The app is obviously designed to do female presenting faces more than male presenting faces, like it does variations of long hair really well but 100% cannot identify the existence of a beard, but it's legit fun to play around with.

It picked up my not-quite-beard-but-too-long-to-be-called-stubble okay, although it turned it into a goatee and me into the comic relief sidekick. One of the filters on a picture of me as a child basically turned into me now, which was weird.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I mean on the scale of tory donations thats probably the sort of donation which gets you a lunch with Michael Howard.

The staggering thing is about all this corruption that goes on with Tories giving massive contracts to their mates is how loving *cheap* it is.

Yes £100k is a lot of money but like, a US election costs over a billion dollars for each side. Bloomberg alone donated $150m in 2019-20, but you get the sense that in the UK donating £100k would get you noticed by the higher-ups in the Tory party for sure and probably even get you lunch with a cabinet minister, with a lucrative contract to follow.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

TACD posted:

I’d be OK with a paywall if there was even one news outlet worth a loving drat. Like gently caress am I giving any money to the Guardian or NYT.

If you can afford it the FT is going to be your best bet. It has to be accurate because a lot of money rides on it being. For myself, I just use Reuters and the AP, then supplement with more specialised sites about given issues.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1349371586055385088?s=19

Shaun Bailey really doesn't seem to want to be London Mayor, does he?

He's very deliberately trying to garner the outer London vote in the same way Johnson did, but doing it with a selection of the hottest I Reckons that LBC and the Evening Standard letters page can provide him with rather than microtargeted racism like Goldsmith tried.

TBH with the general demoralisation of London in general, the specific demonisation of Khan and the deliberate sabotage being pulled by Westminster (and the fact that - to judge by the increasingly desperate emails I'm still getting from my former CLP - that Labour are *really* struggling for campaign funds and staff) he might be in with a better chance than even he believes.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Yeah previous thread concensus has been that the FT is closest to politically neutral of the major publications (which also makes it the closest to being left-wing, ironically) and actually has good, factual reporting.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

He's very deliberately trying to garner the outer London vote in the same way Johnson did, but doing it with a selection of the hottest I Reckons that LBC and the Evening Standard letters page can provide him with rather than microtargeted racism like Goldsmith tried.

TBH with the general demoralisation of London in general, the specific demonisation of Khan and the deliberate sabotage being pulled by Westminster (and the fact that - to judge by the increasingly desperate emails I'm still getting from my former CLP - that Labour are *really* struggling for campaign funds and staff) he might be in with a better chance than even he believes.

Nah, Bailey is one of the most transparently thick Tory politicians in a world where Gavin Williamson, Michael Gove, Chris Grayling and Dominic Raab all exist.
No-one's paying attention to him at the moment, because it's not even clear whether the Mayoral Election will happen this year, yet.
When it does, there'll be plenty of time for his racist, classist, foot-ankle-shin-and-knee-in-mouth fuckups to get an airing.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The first absolutely concrete confirmation I got that the social media Overton window was completely alien to reality was someone calling the FT a Marxist paper.

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