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warsow
Jun 28, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

I've seen this one a few times over the last month
https://twitter.com/LoveKrims/status/1335530850566328320/photo/1

Do the people posting this not realize that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have been the enemy of conservatives since roughly 1800?

The Gutenberg printing press has been around since 1436 and with it the printing revolution which has been the bane of conservatism since.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jQMM9cEbY

The music may not make this clear, but this song is about how much it sucks to be in the army

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Never thought I'd be on the chuds' side, but...
https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1337811130568290304

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://twitter.com/carter_glascock/status/1348727651586871298


Best thing you'll see today

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I'll bet you didn't know troops sleeping on the floor with rifles would be a political picture in 2021

https://twitter.com/ReedReports/status/1349326874573463555

*cooler pic

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1349372550107828224

Pryor on Fire fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jan 13, 2021

brains
May 12, 2004

Pryor on Fire posted:

I'll bet you didn't know troops sleeping on the floor with rifles would be a political picture in 2021

https://twitter.com/ReedReports/status/1349326874573463555

*cooler pic

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1349372550107828224

another fine example of the army's "deploy immediately for indefinite period" combined with "troop accommodations? what's that?" policy

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

i suppose they can't stay at the trump hotel lmao

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
https://twitter.com/ESCochrane/status/1349371666481217544?s=20

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Pryor on Fire posted:

i suppose they can't stay at the trump hotel lmao

GODDAMNED THIRD AMENDMENT :argh:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

That's actually cool and good.

Toshokan
Apr 11, 2008

TO THE POSTER THAT DARES
TO DEBATE THIS WARM GALE
BEWARE OF FOUL WEATHER
TOWARD MADNESS, SET SAIL

Toshokan posted:

So that means that anyone who would use…a folding stock on an AK, piston AR, or any other gun…is a Nazi?

The only thing that would make that any better is if it was actually Ray Liotta.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I wonder how many Guard members banged in the Capitol

e: also they didn't get cots cause they didn't want to damage the floor lol

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Honestly the most army thing I heard

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
it should be 'sarge said to say'

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Grem posted:

I wonder how many Guard members banged in the Capitol

e: also they didn't get cots cause they didn't want to damage the floor lol

i mean people would smash on AT so probably

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if its army and it exists, soldiers have gotten rutty in it

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EBB posted:

i mean people would smash on AT so probably

People gently caress on gravel floors in those mortar shelters made from concrete slabs.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
People gently caress in nasty spider and scorpion infested bunkers and I don't think any of us are free from jacking it in a porta shitter

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if its army and it exists, soldiers have gotten rutty in it

Mad rutty

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Pine Cone Jones posted:

I don't think any of us are free from jacking it in a porta shitter

Not even once.

In the corner of the maintenance tent on night shift over a trash can? Sure. Just couldn't keep it up in a tube of poo poo fumes, and I'm alright with that.

Meanwhile, burnt gear oil and spilled diesel fuel....

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/WilliamTurton/status/1350936469209296897?s=20

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Wild Tiger is available on amazon and ebay now, btw.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Wild Tiger is available on amazon and ebay now, btw.

my salivary glands just ached reading that

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

There's a gas station by me that sells Rip-Its in the tall boy cans but they don't have citrus-x. Have to get the cherry limeade one instead, it's not bad but I can't accurately pretend I am jacking off on tower guard without proper hydration. War is hell.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


wtf type of last name is Turton

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

PookBear posted:

wtf type of last name is Turton

English.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Garrison is out of hope, but definitely still wants to impress trump by drawing him with big powerful hands.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

Garrison is out of hope, but definitely still wants to impress trump by drawing him with big powerful hands.



Why is biden(?) drowning harris(?)?

So many questions.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Not often you see someone draw their own crisis of faith.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/notmynypd/status/1351226770629029891?s=19

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth
https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1351213568163786760?s=20

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/StevenBeynon/status/1351230956787683328?s=20

Tag yourselves, I’m the NVGs and IR designator; perfect equipment for standing around in a city in the middle of the day.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
It's almost like these clowns are all military because they insist on carrying around all this pointless poo poo.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Tag yourselves, I’m the NVGs and IR designator; perfect equipment for standing around in a city in the middle of the day.
I'm whatever non-GI, non-Magpul mags those are, because they're prone to fail just like me.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'm the cut off glove fingers during winter.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/StevenBeynon/status/1351230956787683328?s=20

Tag yourselves, I’m the NVGs and IR designator; perfect equipment for standing around in a city in the middle of the day.

https://twitter.com/QuinnDuffy/status/1351232119981420547

:golfclap:

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


I'm those lovely crye precision kneepads that fall out as soon as you run anywhere.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The gently caress is up with the blue hoses around dude in the back right? Carrying a half dozen knockoff camelbaks?

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The gently caress is up with the blue hoses around dude in the back right? Carrying a half dozen knockoff camelbaks?

Those are the straps to his camelbak

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