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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Mr. BT
Oct 14, 2002
https://twitter.com/iwriteok/status/1349656785380990977?s=21

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

______________________/

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Hatebag posted:

Congrats on loving!

Thx. On my second cocktail and finishing up some work before 5. Living my best life. I'm diseased.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



I can't conceive of anybody choosing to listen to this dweeb. That voice lmao. Lol i bet his dad is like a record exec or something.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Yossarian-22 posted:

sorry i forgot i had rubbers after all

Don't do it again!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

titty_baby_ posted:

Let me tell you, the best part of being 28 is when you eat noodles too fast and accidentally inhale one and end up having a terrible coughing fit and the feeling something is stuck in your lung, that persists for days and interrupts your sleep and gives you terrible anxiety because you live in a place where seeing a doctor has a waitlist a mile long. Im on day 2 of this pray 4 me

Too real

also when you're just like sitting and I guess breathe wrong and some saliva gets into your lungs and the same thing happens

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

someone translate this headline into english for me plz

https://twitter.com/nytimesmusic/status/1349749364705681412

I remember wandering through a Walmart some Tuesday in college at like 2:00 a.m. and suddenly having an epiphany that somebody needs to write and perform the lovely nu rock that companies like Walmart are comfortable playing.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

titty_baby_ posted:

The funny part is im only a year older then buddykins so I'm actually not old, just older then THAT gently caress

:smug:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1349825545941483521

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Plinkey posted:

Wait till 37

I'm 37 and I'm tired constantly.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Spergin Morlock posted:

i refuse to watch videos with thumbnails like this

he's good.. sucks as content creators have to make stupid catchy thumbnails so people click, it's all marketing.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lmao

pro click

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
this place reeks of werther's originals and vicks vaporub

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Yossarian-22 posted:

sorry i forgot i had rubbers after all
Is that what your dad said?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

DryGoods posted:

this place reeks of werther's originals and vicks vaporub

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

titty_baby_ posted:

The funny part is im only a year older then buddykins so I'm actually not old, just older then THAT gently caress


To be honest, those last one or two years of the 20's and the first couple years of the 30's are pretty good years. Great time to take a break from your career and work in a restaurant, I got laid off and was forced to, and it was a really good time if not exhausting and thankless.

There's a wonderful comradery that you get among your fellow servers that I have never had in any other job before or since. Working at Bath and Body Works came close, but it wasn't the same.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Rynn posted:


Also IRC was the poo poo back in the day for :filez:

Still is for ebooks

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Shageletic posted:

Thx. On my second cocktail and finishing up some work before 5. Living my best life. I'm diseased.

buddy, we're all diseased here

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


with his mind

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/Alex_Panetta/status/1349810816678301696

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


im just gonna say it. dude's goatee is loving stupid

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
Trujpp

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Do not "wait" for any age. No matter how old you are, seize the day. Right now.

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1261004586359422979

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
im hoping that working out intensely pretty much every day since i was about 14 will alleviate certain things for a bit

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Iron Crowned posted:

To be honest, those last one or two years of the 20's and the first couple years of the 30's are pretty good years. Great time to take a break from your career and work in a restaurant, I got laid off and was forced to, and it was a really good time if not exhausting and thankless.

There's a wonderful comradery that you get among your fellow servers that I have never had in any other job before or since. Working at Bath and Body Works came close, but it wasn't the same.

The shittier the job the more trauma you have to bond over

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ErikWemple/status/1349811734937276416
https://twitter.com/benyt/status/1349824625883176972
lol, you're meant to listen respectfully to the angry complaints from the peons and then you tell them to gently caress off, this guy's got it all back to front!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

El Pipila posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/20...aJC7W73mkau2jVg

Nice he's gonna get erased from the Coco afterlife

ohhhh ya ya coco jamboo
ya ya ye ehhhhh

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
i think all the drugs and booze cancels it out though lol

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!

:suicide:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Many US Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington's elite Kalorama neighbourhood, home over the years to Cabinet secretaries and former presidents.

Those agents have had to worry about death threats, secure perimeters and suspicious strangers. But with the arrival of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, they had a new worry: finding a toilet.

Instructed not to use any of the half-dozen bathrooms inside the couple's house, the Secret Service detail assigned to US President Donald Trump's daughter and son-in-law spent months searching for a reliable restroom to use on the job, according to neighbours and law enforcement officials.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Chinatown posted:

its lovely music

that was obvious, of course

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


It's like clockwork.
As sure as the sun rises.

This is almost as good as when the BBC very conspicuously featured that dumbass teen who was blogging his trip to India and thousands of people dunked on him because he was a terrible writer, uninteresting, and his dad was an editor at the BBC.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Whats Tumpin posting peeps.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

I can't conceive of anybody choosing to listen to this dweeb. That voice lmao. Lol i bet his dad is like a record exec or something.

Scroll up a bit

mystes
May 31, 2006

Star Phlatulence posted:

Do not "wait" for any age. No matter how old you are, seize the day. Right now.

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1261004586359422979
Look at this antifa communist encouraging minors to vote! Much fraud!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Shout out to rudy to still hanging on to the dominion thing after everyone's been legally threatened into silence. And hes doing it all for free!

King poo poo 🙌

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
kidd g will have a bigger house than i ever will in my life

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1349810329958674433

we've reached the "stripping the copper wiring out of the walls" phase

Lyndon Johnson was reputed to have ordered Secret Service to move seven planeloads of White House furniture and bric-a-brac out to one of his homes before he left.

Break the record fat man!

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